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Clips from Can't Hardly Wait

"-Wait. How come he gets to be Boba Fett? -Really, it doesn't matter."
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"All right, fine. You're Boba Fett, you're Grand Moff Tarkin."
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"- I don't wanna be Grand Moff Tarkin. - All right. You know what? Fine."
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"You're both Kiss dolls. You set up here."
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"Now, I will lead Mike and one of his random jock friends..."
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"behind the pool house to here..."
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"and here..."
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"where you two will be waiting."
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"You jump down on them, rendering them unconscious..."
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"with the chloroform that we mixed in chem lab."
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"Then we strip off said jocks' clothes..."
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"and take Polaroids of them in a lurid, naked embrace."
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"Geez, do you think there'll be any girls there?"
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"Are you kidding me? People may even be having sex tonight."
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"Yo, I gotta have sex tonight."
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"I mean, peep this. They say in here..."
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"92%%% of honeys at UCLA are sexually active."
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"92`%` of women in Los Angeles at UCLA walking around goin'..."
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""Class or sex? What shall I do?""
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"92`/`, yo! You know what that means, don't you?"
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"That means I gots a 92`%` chance of embarrassing myself."
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"I roll up on that shortie, like, "What's up, yo?""
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"She be like, "You don't know 20 ways to make me call you Big Papa.""
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"- 'Cause I don't, yo. - Rest in peace."
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"What's up, man?"
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"- Who be the lucky honey? - Yo, I ain't decided yet, right."
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"But I figure all the bitches in the class gonna be at this party."
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"You know, I gots to give 'em all an equal opportunity to Special K."
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"It took me all day, but I narrowed it down..."
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"to a list of ten very lucky finalists."
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"- You know what I'm sayin'? - Well, what's up, man?"
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"- You wanna see? Check this out. - Yeah."
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"Observe."
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"The love kit."
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"Oh, damn, man. Our boy's a fag, yo."
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"- Who's a fag? - Yo, both of y'all."
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"That is a fragrance of love-scented candle, bitch. Damn."
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"Yo, you actually think you're gonna hit this party..."
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"packin' a pleasure chest and some girl's just gonna give it up?"
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"Watch me, G."
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"Wait."
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"I have the letter."
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"You're not gonna give her the letter."
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"Why wouldn't I give her the letter?"
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"Preston, because you haven't had the chance to revise it..."
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"for the four billionth time."
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"All great writers revise. What--"
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"Dear Amanda..."
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"Now that you're finally single..."
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"I can finally give you this sappy love letter..."
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"that I never had the guts to give you during all four years of high school."
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"- Listen to this. - What?"
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"This is Barry Manilow."
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"Yeah, I know."
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"Why do we have a radio station on that plays Barry Manilow?"
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"- Just listen to the words, Denise. - Oh, Mandy"
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"Amanda. Mandy. Aman--"
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"Mandy's short for Amanda."
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"That's it. That's my sign."
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"I hate to interrupt this alternate universe you've wandered into here..."
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"but, like, I hear that song's about his dog."
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"It's not about a dog. It's about a woman named Amanda."
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"Who the hell names their dog Amanda?"
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"My cousin named her dog Samantha."
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"Look, shut up about the dog, okay?"
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"- You came and you gave without faking - That's my sign."
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"That is totally my sign. Consider me ready."
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"Hi! Oh, my God, you guys. Come on in."
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"Oh, don't let the dog out. Oh, Susan, you look so cute. Oh, hi, Ray."
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"Oh, and the drinks are in the back, okay? Oh, Preston."
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"I'm so glad you came, and you brought a friend."
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"Hi. No, it's okay."
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"Just come on in. Just, you know, drink, be happy."
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"Preston Meyers. Not one step further until you sign my yearbook."
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"I'm gonna be the first Huntington Hills student..."
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"to get all 522 seniors to sign."
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"- My, how ambitious of you. - Don't think you're not signing either."
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"I saved a special space for you to sign in the back."
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"Why didn't you get your senior portrait taken?"
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"Specifically to avoid moments like this one, actually."
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"Thanks. You too. Go, Huntington !"
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"I almost fell out of my dress!"
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"Let's go, boys. Time is honey."
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"Ah, yeah !"
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"Cool, a key party, bro."
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"You look so pretty. Oh, Christie."
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"Jessica, thank you for coming. Kenny."
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"- What's up? - Come on in."
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"Hi. Wait. You guys, no one can go in the fancy room, okay?"
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"I mean, seriously, my parents are coming home on Sunday."
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"- Kenny Fisher, sign my yearbook. - No, thanks. No time."
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"Come on. Where's your school spirit? Go, Hot Dogs!"
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"- Bitch, get a life! - Ah, yeah !"
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"We got a mad town up in this mother."
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"Yo, shorties gonna be linin' up to get with me."
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"Yo, check it. Time to get busy."
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"Hey, yo, you think he's gonna hizzit the skizzins?"
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"Yo, man, that boy ain't got no skills, man."
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"Watch out, guys. Coming through here."
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"Hey, yo, white boy. You better check yourself, man."
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"This is our first show ever. Don't screw it up."
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"Yeah, look, dude. I heard Carol Brawner invited her cousin tonight."
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"And the word is, his brother's roommate..."
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"knows a guy who knows a scout in L.A."
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"- Shut up. - Yeah."
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"Thank God we got these T-shirts printed, huh? Yeah. Check 'em out."
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"Okay, we're gonna rendezvous here at 0030 hours, all right?"
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"Wait, William. There's gonna be drinking in there."
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"- Yeah? So? - So what are you gonna do?"
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"They're gonna kick you out if you don't drink."
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"Well, I will be drinking."
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"- But, William, you could get drunk. - You could get addicted."
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"No. It's okay. Look."
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"I downloaded this little baby off the net."
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"I will know exactly how many spirits I may imbibe..."
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"without affecting my judgment or my behavior."
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"Wow. You've got every angle covered."
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"You know, William, from this light..."
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"you somewhat resemble David Duchovny."
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"William, trust no one."
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