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Clips from Can't Hardly Wait

"I am a sex machine!"
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"Steve, make him say somethin' else."
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"Would you like to touch my penis?"
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"Huntington Hills High, kiss my assl"
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"Mike Dexter, you have to sign my yearbook."
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"Which team has fhe winning play Hunfington, Hunfington, hey, hey--"
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"There they are."
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"Come on."
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"I missed you so much !"
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"I haven't seen my boyfriend in six hours."
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"How you doin', girls?"
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"Dudes, remember the game plan."
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"What game plan?"
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"Right. Exactly. Uh--"
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"Look, Beth, we need to talk."
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"In fact, we all need to talk."
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"- Right, guys? - Oh, my God. I can't believe she came."
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"Guys?"
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"You guys."
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"There she is."
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"I think you made a real connection there."
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"Oh, hey, guys."
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"- Hi. - How are you?"
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"Are you okay?"
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"- Now look what you've done. - Maybe we should go talk to her."
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"Totally. She looks destroyed."
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"Suicidal."
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"All right."
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"Looks like someone's auditioning for "Soul Train.""
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"- Do you have to rag on everybody? - Oh, come on."
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"His wardrobe alone leaves him open for public mockery."
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"I'm not the one that used to spend the night at his house."
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"That was the fourth grade. Wanna talk about your friends in the fourth grade?"
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"So do you see her? Where'd she go?"
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"She's right there."
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"- God! - What? She didn't see me."
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"- I can't believe you pointed at her. - She didn't see me."
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"- Are you hyperventilating? - No, I'm centering myself."
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"- I'm harnessing my chi. - Your what?"
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"I'm harnessing my chi. Don't laugh at me."
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"- Were you this weird when we went out? - Were you this bitchy when we went out?"
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"I'm trying to think."
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"Yeah, I was a bitchy eighth grader for that whole week, actually."
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"- What's up, Pres? - Hey. I'm gonna do this."
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"I'm gonna go do it right now."
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"Are you gonna be okay?"
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"Yeah. I'll get a ride home from somebody else."
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"- You sure? - Yeah."
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"Go."
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"Seriously, guys. I'm over it. Really."
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"What?"
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"Nothing. Sorry. It's just--"
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"Well, he is the most dope guy in school."
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"Yeah, and school's over."
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"Anyway, I mean, who does he think he is, Brad Pitt?"
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"Seriously, and you're, like, Gwyneth."
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"Seriously, you know he regrets breaking up with her."
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"You know what? That's really sweet."
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"- But I think I'm gonna-- - No, we mean it."
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"- You are so Gwyneth ! - Totally Gwyneth, but prettier!"
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"Totally prettier, but with bigger boobs."
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"- Totally bigger boobs. - Way bigger."
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"You know what? I think I'm gonna go outside and get some fresh air."
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"But he's no Brad."
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"He is not even Brad in "Twelve Monkeys"..."
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"when he had that weird eye, and he was all dirty."
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"Girlfriend, Mike Dexter doesn't even deserve to breathe the same air as Brad."
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"- No, he doesn't. - Mike Dexter is an asshole."
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"An asshole!"
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"All right. You know what? I don't really want to talk about this."
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"Okay, I don't think she's prettier than Gwyneth."
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"Not even."
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"All right. This is it."
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"If is finally time for Kenny Fisher fo become the man."
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"Now I done my laps..."
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"and all ten finalisfs are presenf and accounted for."
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"Ten lovely ladies, yo. Each one af my disposal."
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"Ten willin' and able four guides into fhe theme park of love."
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"Buf who will if be?"
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"Which of you gorgeous fen will be fhe lucky one?"
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"Hey, yo, Corinne, baby. What's up?"
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"Nine. Which of you gorgeous nine will be fhe lucky one?"
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"Excuse me. Sorry. My fault."
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"My fault. Sorry."
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"Uh, excuse me?"
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"Is this the beer?"
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"What the hell does it look like, ass wipe?"
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"Yeah. Sorry."
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"- Do you want one? - Yes, of course."
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"It's terrible! Nobody drink the beer!"
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"The beer has gone bad!"
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"- Tastes like beer to me. - Yeah, me too."
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"Mine's great."
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"Yo, Ashley. Damn, you look beautiful."
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"- Thanks. - Yo, check this."
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"I was reminiscin' today. I was thinkin' about that time in seventh grade."
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"We was all playin' spin the bottle at Lynn Eckert's house, remember?"
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"- I guess. - Yeah."
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"Well, you and me, we never did get that kiss, right?"
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"But I had this mad flashback that you were starin' at me all night."
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"Kind of giggling with your girlfriends. You remember that?"
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"Oh, I do remember that. You were eating Chee-tos."
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"- Yeah. - And that orange stuff was all stuck..."
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"in your braces and nobody wanted to tell you."
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"So you just kept on eatin' 'em. Oh, my God!"
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"Lynn and I thought that was the funniest thing."
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"- Lynn, come over here! - What?"
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"Oh, my God. I'm tellin' little Kenny how we used to call him "Chester Chee-tos.""
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"What are you laughin' at?"
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"Cheetah."
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"- Oh, bye, Chester. - Good-bye, Chester."
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"Yo, use me for my body, baby."
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"Come on, baby. Yeah."
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"What's up, ladies?"
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"Yo, Jana, you wanna dance?"
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"I'm allergic."
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"Allergic? To dancin'?"
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"Yeah."
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"- Hey, I want you to have this. - Oh, thank you."
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"I heard that Mike broke up with her a year ago..."
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