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Clips from Night at the Museum

"Okay, you know what? Fine. Great. Here you go. This is what happens."
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"-You cannot do this. I am a Roman general. -Sorry."
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"-I have rights. -And you."
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"-Hey, no! Put me down! -Keep heaving, men."
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"You can't stop progress!"
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"We're gonna have a little talk, okay?"
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"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled."
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"No, I will manhandle you, Jedediah. Now, listen, guys."
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"What is your problem, huh? Why can't you just get along?"
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"Look, we're men. We fight, okay? That's what we do."
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"It's kind of how we pass the time."
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"You're, like, a giant. A freak, if you will. We can't expect you to understand that."
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"You got the whole room to run around in. You don't have to be near each other."
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"-What, you mean...? -You're gonna let us out?"
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"What, and just roam free?"
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"Yeah. Yeah, I might, if you promise to behave."
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"That means no fireballs, no explosions, okay?"
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"You have my word, my liege."
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"Yeah, no problemo, Gigantor."
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"My name's Larry, first of all. Okay, Jed?"
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"So I call you Jed. I don't call you Tiny, right?"
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"What's that supposed to mean?"
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"-"Hey, Teeny." How does that sound? -I don't like it. It hurts my feelings."
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""Gigantor" makes me feel like some sort of freak, so...."
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"I don't. I just call you Larry."
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"Don't be a kiss-ass, okay?"
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"Look, I'm trusting you guys, all right?"
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"If you don't do what I say, you can end up like the Mayan world there."
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"Locked up. Take a look."
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"-Do they look happy? -No."
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"They look sad."
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"They can't do what they wanna do. Now, I'm letting you guys..."
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"...have a little bit of leash here. Don't choke me with it, okay?"
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"I gotta run. You guys play nice, okay? Okay. Good. Thanks."
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"Hey, how's that gum treating you, dum-dum?"
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"Good."
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"Oh, hey, Dexter. I'm just locking up. You want in?"
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"Yeah?"
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"All right."
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"What's that? You got my keys?"
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"I don't think so."
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"Looks like Uncle Larry pulled a fast one on little Dexie."
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"Those are baby keys for a little baby."
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"Have fun with your baby keys, little baby monkey."
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"Tomorrow I'll bring you a little baby diapy so you can go poo-poo in it."
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"I'll give you a tickle because you're a cute baby."
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"While you cry all night long about how Uncle Larry fooled you, huh?"
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"I told you there was a storm coming."
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"-Hey, Teddy. -Lawrence."
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"You impertinent pup. I knew you'd come back."
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"-You look like a man on a mission. -Yeah, I'm gonna give it another shot."
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"-You...? -What?"
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"-You checking her out? -The nerve."
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"Checking her out. I've never heard of such a thing."
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"No, no, no. I'm just-- I mean because, you know, she's very beautiful."
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"-Beautiful? -Yeah."
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"-Rather handsome woman, I suppose. -Yeah."
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"I don't know, maybe you should go talk to her."
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"-lndeed. Bless you, lad. -Yeah. All right."
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"-Carry on. -Good. See you."
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"I...."
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"Hey, hi."
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"No! It's okay! It's okay. You guys speak English?"
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"No?"
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"Right. I don't know what that means..."
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"...and I know that you and I got off on the wrong foot last night, but..."
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"...a little birdie told me that somebody likes..."
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"...magic."
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"-Magic? -Magic."
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"Sorcery."
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"Ah, sorcer--"
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"Yes. Illusion."
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"Everybody likes magic."
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"And flowers. People like flowers."
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"There you go. Those are for you."
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"You know what else people like? Money."
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"The almighty dollar, right? But money can sometimes..."
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"...disappear."
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"At least that's what l..."
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"...hear."
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"No wonder you can't understand me. You got a coin in your ear."
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"Check this out. Anybody need a hanky?"
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"Well, I wouldn't suggest this little feller because he has a nasty habit..."
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"...of vanishing..."
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"...into thin air!"
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"No, no. Don't. That defeats the-- Don't!"
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"Not the limbs. Guys, please, do not tear the limbs."
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"Cortes, right?"
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"How?"
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"You! Don't even think about it. Don't you--"
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"Dexter!"
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"Come on, guys!"
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"Hey, guys!"
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"Hey, guys. Hey, guys!"
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"Sorry. What's going on? What happened here?"
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"I thought we had a deal."
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"We will never coexist with these buffoons."
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"We're past words, Laredo."
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"Now it's time to let Smith & Wesson do the talking!"
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"Those guns don't even work."
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"They don't? Take a look at this."
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"Dexter!"
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"Why?"
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"Ho! Dexter."
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"End of the line, cool breeze."
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"End of the line."
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"I am not playing games here."
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"Just hand them over."
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"Easy. That's it, Dexter."
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"Nice and easy, Dex. That's it."
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"Good Lord, Lawrence! Why are you slapping a monkey?"
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"Teddy, this guy's been pushing me, and I'm sick of it!"
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"Poppycock. This little creature is your primate brother."
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"Without him, there's no us."
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"Are you rabid?"
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"Wipe that off."
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"You have to deal with this creature with love and respect."
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"May I have the keys, dear friend?"
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"Thank you. Lawrence?"
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"Well, you know what?"
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