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Clips from Night at the Museum

"You seem to know what you're doing, so I'm gonna let you take over."
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"No, no. My dear boy, you can't put up the white flag now."
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"The museum is on the verge of total anarchy."
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"I tried! I came back tonight, didn't l?"
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"Tried? That was one night. I didn't build the Panama Canal in one day."
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"That's great, but I'm dealing with the most ridiculous job in history."
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"Some men are born great, Lawrence--"
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"Yeah, I know. Others have greatness thrust upon them."
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"You hit me with that chestnut last night."
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"The thing is, not everyone is great."
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"That's the problem. Some of us are just ordinary."
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"No, you're not, Lawrence. Stop wallowing in self-pity."
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"Every journey begins with a footstep."
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"Teach the inhabitants to get along, they wouldn't need to be locked up."
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"That means a lot coming from a guy who's spent the last 50 years..."
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"...spying on a girl he's never even talked to."
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"I was going to make contact. Lawrence, please."
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"I'm done, all right?"
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"No, Rexy! No!"
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"Oh, no."
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"All right."
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"No one comes here anymore. Besides, I took this tour in second grade, Daley."
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"I'm telling you, my dad's gonna hook us up."
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"-Mr. Daley? -Yeah?"
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"-Foam. -Yes, I know."
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"In the Neanderthal display."
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"There was an incident last night with the fire extinguisher."
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"I was on my way to go clean it up."
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"Okay, don't bother. You're fired."
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"I don't think we're getting a tour today."
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"Your dad just got canned, dude."
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"Excuse me?"
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"Mr. McPhee?"
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"Excuse me, Mr. McPhee?"
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"Can I talk to you about this, please?"
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"-Sir? -What?"
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"I know I screwed up, but I finally understand how to do this job."
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"-You obviously don't. -No, I didn't, but now I do."
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"-Really, Mr. McPhee-- -Doctor."
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"Dr. McPhee."
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"Can you please give me one more night?"
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"-One more night. -Okay, thank you."
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"And if anything is the tiniest..."
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"...after your shift:"
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"Because...."
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"-Got it. -Okay?"
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"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...."
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"Shame on me. Fool me-- Shame on me."
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"-You. -Fool me twice.... Got it."
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"-Take it or leave it. -Okay. Thank you."
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"-Hey. -Hey."
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"-What's wrong? -Maybe you should ask Nicky."
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"Hey, buddy. What's going on?"
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"You got fired."
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"What are you talking about? I didn't get fired."
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"I came to the museum this morning. I saw your boss yelling at you."
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"Why didn't you tell me? Everything's fine."
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"We just had a little misunderstanding."
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"Why?"
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"It's hard to explain. I mean, you wouldn't bel--"
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"You know what? Let me show you."
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"-Show me what? -Come to work with me tonight."
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"Larry?"
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"Can I talk to you for a second?"
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"Am I in trouble?"
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"Larry, what are you doing?"
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"I just wanna show him what I do. That's all."
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"I love that you wanna share that with him, but I gotta tell you..."
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"...I don't think Nicky has any room in his heart for more disappointment."
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"He won't be disappointed."
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"Larry."
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"He won't be disappointed."
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"Listen, hang out in the security office till everyone's gone."
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"Then I'm gonna come get you. All right?"
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"Hey, miss? I'm gonna have to ask you to vacate the premises."
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"-Hey there. -Hey."
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"-Good place to think, huh? -Yeah. Definitely."
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"So no big plans tonight?"
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"Yeah, no, I'm not really a big-plan person."
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"I prefer hanging out with people who are dead for 200 years."
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"It's the live ones that throw me."
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"That's cool. Seriously though, you do have to leave."
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"-Seriously? -Yeah, sorry. It's museum rules."
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"We're sort of locking everything up."
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"You're really taking your job seriously."
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"You know, once I clip on the tie, I'm all business."
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"-I get it. -Yeah."
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"How's that dissertation coming?"
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"I've hit a dead end. I mean, research can only get me so far."
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"I'm never gonna know who she really was."
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"So I think it's time that I move on to another subject."
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"I'll let you get back to work."
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"-Good night, Larry. -Yeah, okay."
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"Night."
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"Hey."
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"Rebecca!"
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"-Hey, Rebecca. -Hey."
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"Hey. Listen, I don't think you should give up on your paper."
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"Okay. Why?"
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"All right, look, this is gonna sound crazy, all right?"
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"I mean, it's gonna sound, like, really, really crazy."
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"-Okay. -No, I mean insanely crazy."
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"-I can handle it. -Okay."
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"You know how they say in certain museums, history comes alive?"
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"-Yeah. -ln this museum..."
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"...it actually does."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Everything in this museum comes to life at night."
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"-Really? -Yeah, really. I'm not kidding you."
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"You know that tablet? The Tablet of Ahkmenrah?"
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"It actually brings things to life. It's like some ancient spell."
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"Since the '50s, every night everything's been coming to life."
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"Teddy Roosevelt told me. Seriously. The monkey, Dexter? The cute little--"
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"-What is he? -Capuchin."
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"A capuchin. Right. The capuchin. He urinated on me and bit my nose."
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"And Sakagawea is in her case, alive every night..."
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"...just listening to Lewis and Clark argue."
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"So if you really wanna get inside her head..."
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"...I can hook that up."
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"That's cool."
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