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Clips from Night at the Museum

"So would you kindly do me the favor of explaining this?"
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"Okay. I'm guessing--"
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"And I'm just spitballing here, but looks like that Roman dude got cocky..."
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"...and climbed over into the Wild West."
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"And the cowboy knows Roman dude wants to take over his territory..."
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"...so he rounded up a posse and put him in the stockade."
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""Let's all laugh at me, the comedy night guard.""
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""No" is the answer."
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"Sarcasm back at you, with your humor box."
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"I wasn't laughing. Pretending to laugh..."
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"...if that's what you want, some sort of battle of humor."
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"Do you?"
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"No."
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"I don't want-- No, I don't want a battle of humor."
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"No, you don't, because it would be a bloodbath."
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"Nothing funny about Little Bighorn."
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"No. I find it about as funny as a "fancist.""
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"It's not funny. Okay? And I will not stand for this type of blatant...."
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"If I'm not clear, tell me."
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"Am I clear?"
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"-Yeah. -Yeah?"
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"Hey, Cecil?"
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"You got an extra copy of that instruction manual?"
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"Oh, no. I'm afraid not, Larry. Listen, I'll tell you what you do."
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"Read some books. Brush up on your history."
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"Helped me a lot when I first started out."
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"This museum was originally dedicated to that man on the horse up there..."
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"...President Theodore Roosevelt."
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"He absolutely loved history and believed that the more you know about the past..."
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"...the better prepared you are for the future."
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"Okay, kids. Who can tell me what this room's called?"
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"Very good. The Hall of African Mammals."
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"Right here we have the king of the jungle, the lion."
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"Up ahead is one of my favorite creatures in the whole museum, the capuchin monkey."
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"A highly intelligent primate known for its loving and generous nature."
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"Excuse me?"
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"I just thought that was...."
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"I just was laughing in agreement."
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"Happy monkey."
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"All right, kids. This way."
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"Let me tell you something. I'm not buying it."
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"You might have them fooled, you might have the kids fooled. Not me."
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"Can't get past me. There's a storm coming, buddy."
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"There's a storm coming."
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"One of the most famous trackers in history, Sakagawea was the woman..."
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"...who led Lewis and Clark on their expedition to find the Pacific Ocean."
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"You guys have heard the saying, "Actions speak louder than words.""
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"And yet they wrote--"
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"-Yes, Mr. Daley? -Yes. Was she deaf?"
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"Was she deaf? No. She was not. But she--"
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"Yeah, because-- Just-- She does seem a little bit sort of unresponsive."
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"That's because she's a statue."
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"Kids, could you give me one sec? Go check her out. She's really cool."
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"-What are you doing? -I'm gonna be here every night."
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"I wanted to learn a little bit more about what I'm guarding."
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"Actually, I've got a bunch of questions."
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"Maybe when you have a break, could I buy you a cup of coffee?"
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"A cup of coffee?"
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"Yeah, I mean, just purely a, you know..."
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"...colleague-to-colleague, information-download sort of coffee."
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"I finish in 20 minutes. I'll meet you outside."
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"-Thank you. -You're welcome."
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"-And have a good rest of your-- -All right. Okay, kids."
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"It was incredible what she did."
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"She literally led these men across rivers, up mountains..."
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"...all with her newborn baby on her back. She was the ultimate working mother."
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"Wow, you are quite the Sakagawean expert."
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"-Sakagawean. -Sakagawean?"
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"Yeah. I should be, I've been writing my dissertation on her for four years."
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"You've been working on one paper for four years? That would drive me crazy."
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"Actually, it's more like a 900-page book."
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"So, what's your story? Have you always wanted to be a security guard?"
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"-Oh, I didn't mean to-- -No, no, no."
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"No, I'm divorced and I have a 1 0-year-old son..."
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"...so I needed to find a more steady situation."
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"Got it. So, what can I tell you about the museum?"
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"Okay, Attila the Hun. What is that guy's problem?"
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"Attila was considered the only genuine threat to the Roman Empire."
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"" Known as the 'Scourge of God'..."
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"...Attila and his Huns would often tear off the limbs of their helpless victims."
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"Attila was famous for his superstitious beliefs."
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"He surrounded himself with a phalanx of sorcerers and magicians..."
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"...who advised and mystified him with their dark arts.""
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"Larry?"
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"Just wanted to say good luck, son."
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"And goodbye. We're clocking out for the last time."
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"If you're ever in Boca, look us up."
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"Wait, you guys are going out of town? What if this doesn't work out?"
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"Smart fellow like you? You'll be fine."
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"Yeah. We'll just be a phone call away. Come on, walk us out."
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"You fellas go ahead."
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"I need a moment."
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"He's very emotional. A lot of memories in this room."
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"Go crazy, big guy."
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"Hey, guys."
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"Quest for fire..."
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"...over. Knock yourselves out."
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"Morning, dum-dum."
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"Me no dum-dum. You dum-dum. You bring me gum-gum?"
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"Yes, I did, fathead. Lots and lots of gum-gum."
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"What's that? I can't hear you through the glass."
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"Sorry."
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"Heave."
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"Heave. Heave."
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"Hey, what's going on over here?"
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"We expand or we die."
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"Heave."
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"-Heave. -On the count of three..."
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"...you blow this anthill to kingdom come."
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"-And a one and a two-- -Hey, Jed. Stop that."
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"No, no. You blow a hole in your mountain, all you're gonna hit is a wall."
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"Step aside, Gigantor. We got us a railroad to build. We're blowing a hole in that thing."
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"Okay, first of all, enough with the Gigantor giant stuff, okay?"
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"-I'm just trying to close up shop. -We're gonna blow it anyway. And a three!"
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"Yeah. What are you doing?"
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"What's it look like we're doing? It's manifest destiny."
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"You can't fight it and neither can l. Go! More dynamite."
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"-Yeah, use it all. -All right. Okay."
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"Listen, "Octavus"? You gotta stop that."
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"It's Octavius, mary."
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