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Clips from Night at the Museum

"We may be small, but our hearts are large..."
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"...metaphorically speaking."
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"Don't take that wrong. I'm saying you're miniatures."
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"Silence! The Roman Empire knows no boundaries."
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"-Don't you do it, son. -Do what?"
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"-Octavius. -Don't do what?"
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"-Unleash hell! -Don't--"
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"Climb aboard, boy."
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"Take the hand, son."
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"Onboard."
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"That's right. You better run, boy. You hear Jedediah?"
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"That mustachioed horseman ain't always gonna be there to protect you, you hear me?"
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"-Thank you. -Not at all."
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"Theodore Roosevelt, 26th president..."
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"...of these United States of America at your service."
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"Okay. I'm Larry Daley, the new night guard."
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"Pleasure to me you, Lawrence Daley. You'll have to excuse me, though."
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"The hunt is afoot."
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"Hunt's afoot."
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"Excuse me, Mr. President. Could I ask you something?"
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"-Yes, but just one question. -All right."
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"Okay, why? Is it just some, like, three-wishes kind of deal, or--?"
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"Not at all. Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life."
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"A man must look inward to find his own answers. How can I be of help?"
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"I don't really know how to put this, and please don't take it the wrong way..."
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"...but isn't everything in this museum supposed to be, you know..."
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"-...dead? -Dead?"
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"-Yeah. -Follow me."
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"Yell all you want, pharaoh."
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"You've been in there 54 years. You're not getting out tonight."
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"There's the source of all this commotion."
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"The Tablet of Ahkmenrah."
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"Arrived here in 1952 from the Nile expedition."
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"On that night, everything in this museum came to life."
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"And every night since."
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"So everything in the museum comes to life every night?"
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"Exactly."
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"And I'm supposed to do what?"
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"You're the night watchman, Lawrence. A venerable position in this institution."
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"-Come on, lad. -All right. Okay. This is impossible."
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"Nothing's impossible. If it can be dreamed, it can be done."
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"Hence the 20-foot jackal staring at you. Don't make eye contact."
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"Your job is to make sure that everyone stays inside the museum..."
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"...because if the sun rises and anyone's on the outside..."
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"...we turn to dust."
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"-You turn to dust? -Dust."
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"-Really? -Really."
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"Now, it's almost dawn. I shall help you restore order tonight."
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"But mark my words, it's the last time I shall ever do so. Is that clear?"
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"Yeah. I mean-- I mean, I guess. I don't...."
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"Stop babbling, boy! Yes or no?"
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"-Yes. -Good."
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"Let's ride."
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"All right. So the Hall of Reptiles is secure."
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"What are you looking at?"
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"I'm tracking, dear boy."
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"Man's got to track. Welcome to the family, Lawrence."
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"See you tomorrow night."
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"Actually, I gotta be honest. I don't think I'm coming back."
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"What? You've only just begun."
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"Yeah, well, this is not exactly what l--"
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"-Lawrence? -Yeah?"
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"What did you do before you took this post?"
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"Well, I've done a lot of different things. I invented this thing called the Snapper."
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"Did you give up on that as well?"
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"No, I just hit a few roadblocks. You might have heard of The Clapper?"
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"-Lawrence. -Yes, sir?"
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"Some men are born great. Others have greatness thrust upon them."
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"For you, this is that very moment."
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"Bully. Got you, boy."
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"Yeah. You got me."
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"Say hello to your little friend."
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"-What are you doing? -Put me down."
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"I don't like to be manhandled."
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"-Just calm down, Jed. -lt doesn't feel good."
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"-lt makes me feel small and powerless. -You done?"
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"I'm gonna shoot you in your dang eye. In your dadgum eye."
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"Yeah, keep shooting. Nothing's gonna happen."
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"Now you know my shame."
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"Jedediah's impotent rage. His guns don't fire. Take me away."
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"This ain't over. You ain't seen the last of me."
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"I don't wanna hear it, okay?"
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"Duck!"
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"The bigger they are, the harder they fall."
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"This is not worth 1 1.50 an hour."
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"Look, the giant's scared. There's a bigger giant running around."
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"Hello."
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"Larry?"
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"Larry?"
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"Oh, don't do that. We're too old for surprises."
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"Really? I thought you liked surprises. Like how you surprised me..."
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"...with the fact everything in the museum comes to life at night."
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"That little sweetheart."
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"We wanted to tell you. You never would have believed us."
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"-You have any idea what I've been through? -What?"
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"-You have any idea what I've been through? -Keep a lid on it, butterscotch."
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"I don't know if what happened last night was real, but I didn't sign up for this."
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"I just need a regular job that is not life-threatening and pays my bills."
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"So thank you very much and I left my uniform in the office..."
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"-...and I will be seeing you. -Larry!"
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"-Dad? -Hey."
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"Hey, buddy. What are you guys doing here?"
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"Oh, Erica had to be in court early, so I'm taking Mr. Big Stuff here to school."
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"But he wanted to swing by, see you in the new job."
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"It's so awesome that you're working here."
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"Hey, Niko, you wanna take a little look-a-doo inside?"
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"Maybe your dad will give you a VlP tour."
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"You know what? We're pretty slammed this morning."
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"Yeah, but Nicky, I promise, I'll show you around soon, okay? Deal?"
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"-Deal. -All right."
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"-Bye, Dad. -Bye."
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"-Love you. -Love you too, buddy."
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"Bye, now. All right."
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"Hey, Larry."
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"So I was thinking maybe I'll give it one more night."
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"I'm glad you came around. Welcome back."
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"You. New night guard, here, now."
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"-What's up? -"What's up? ""
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"Oh, well, take a walk with me and I'll show you, Mr. "What's up? ""
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"Come on."
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