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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - Beast of Burden (S07E07)

"Okay, let's see what we have to work with here."
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"Fez!"
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"Shouldn't you be doing something with soap and water?"
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"Oh, so you want it wet and soapy."
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"Fez, I just want my hair washed."
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"Oh, so you want to call the shots."
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"- Don't do the "so you want" stuff. - Oh, so you want it silent."
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"Fez!"
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"Okay, okay."
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"Now you're about to experience some feelings."
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"My advice is"
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"give into them."
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"Hey, come on in. Look around."
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"Heck, take a muffler if you like."
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"I'm--I'm just kidding."
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"Don't touch anything you're not gonna buy."
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"W.B."
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"Surprised to see you here."
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"Well, I just wanted to see why steven would take a job at a muffler shop instead of working for mein an office with air conditioning and a pension plan."
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"I guess white folks are just weird."
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"Man, he didn't even think about offering me the job, did he?"
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"Oh, well, honey, he just didn't think you were a good fit."
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"It's called "Forman & son.""
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"It doesn't say whose son."
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"What?"
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"It's your first day on the job, and you're drinking?"
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"This is not summer camp, you know?"
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"There's drinking at summer camp?"
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"Look, if you're not responsible enough to handle yourself, then obviously,I made a big mistake."
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"I hope there's another job out there for you, because you're fired."
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"My dad told you he offered me a job, didn't he?"
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"What?"
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"No."
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"What?"
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"'Cause I've heard you fire a lot of people,"
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"and I've never heard you say, "I hope there's another job out there for you.""
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"You say, "I hope my foot "doesn't get stuck in your ass.""
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"Or, "don't let my foot get stuck in your ass on the way out the door.""
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"Or the classic, "I'm gonna stick my foot in your ass.""
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"Just get outta here."
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"Thanks, red."
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"You're such a softy."
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"Are you lurking behind everything?"
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"Well, it's the only way I get to see your real emotions"
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"So guess you have a job to offer eric after all?"
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"Yeah, well, I guess I could teach eric something about cars."
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"Maybe if I told him they were called "space mobiles," he'd take to it."
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"Hey, Eric."
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"How'd you like to work for me?"
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"Here? With you?"
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"Wow, dad, that would mean a lot. Then it really would be "Forman & son.""
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"- So you'll take the job? - Hell, no."
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"Good."
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"I mean, I don't want to work. This is my year off."
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"Then why did you complain all day about not getting the job?"
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"Oh, well, mom,"
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"I just wanted to get invited to the dance. I mean,I didn't want to dance."
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"Hell, I don't even know any of the steps."
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"Honey, you are a wonderful dancer."
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"Hey, man,"
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"Is that job still available? 'Cause red just fired me."
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"Sure. The job's yours."
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"Cool. When do I start?"
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"How about monday?"
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"Ooh, mondays are gonna be tough for me."
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"I find I'm fresher if I start my work week on a tuesday."
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"Say, uh, some time after lunch?"
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"I'll see you monday at 9."
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"Let's call it 10."
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"Jackie, jackie,"
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"fez shampooed my hair."
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"And you were able to untie yourself and get away?"
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"No, Jackie,"
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"his hands were amazing."
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"At one point, it was like he had five extra fingers."
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"Well, donna,he is foreign. He might."
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"Ladies."
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"Hi, Fez."
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"Well, it's official. I am shampoo boy."
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"The word on the street is you need to smoke a cigarette after this boy lathers you up."
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"I'm the one who said that."
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"Fez, did you get taller?"
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"Well, I'm gonna make an appointment. But I'm not using the same sink as the old ladies."
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"Oh, you'll use the sink I tell you to use."
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"Okay, Fez."
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"Wow!"
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"Hey, Red. This is goin' great."
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"Ah, yeah. It's going okay."
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"But can you imagine how great it would be going if he used the midget catering company I told him about?"
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"Yeah, well,"
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"uh, thanks, Bob, for not forcing some cock a mamy gimmick down my throat."
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"Hey, I'd never do that."
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"Kelso, plan's off. Get it outta here."
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"We got him for three more hours."
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"I'm gonna see if I can teach him how to drive."
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"there's a butterfly in the backyard. I'm on it!"
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"Okay. He's after me."
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"He's after me."
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"Crap. That just made him mad."
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"so, Eric, your dad's muffler shop opens tomorrow."
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"That's, like, the perfect job for him. I mean, he's been muffling you for years."
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"Yes, he really hates noise."
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"I think it's because it reminds him of fun."
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"Hey, at least Red got a job he likes. I thought I was cool flipping burgers,"
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"then I met the night shift guy who's been doing it for 30 years. He's got no eyebrows, and he lives in his own car."
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"I don't want to be that guy."
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"And you won't be if you follow the plan I gave you,"
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"Okay? We get a job as a local weather team,"
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"then go national as morning talk show hosts,"
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"and then... star in our own ice capades."
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"Jackie, I've told you, I don't capade."
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"- I am quitting my job, though. - Me too."
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"The department of motor vehicles is not as glamorous as it sounds."
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"You know what motor vehicles are?"
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"They're cars."
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"Just cars."
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"Fez, you know what you should do? You should be a cop like me."
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"Showtime."
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