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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - Beast of Burden (S07E07)

"You could go undercover and catch foreigners."
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"Oh, so it's a crime to be foreign, huh?"
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"No, of course not."
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"It's a crime to do the things that foreigners do."
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"Well, I, for one, love my job. Want to know why?"
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"I have no job."
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"Yeah, that's one of the benefits of taking the year off."
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"Speaking of that, how'd that all-day marathon go on the slip 'n slide?"
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"Pretty good."
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"Except for around hour three, when..."
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"I got a pretty serious owie."
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"Yeah, when you went in for a juice, I slipped a rock under there."
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"Ah. Anyway, today, I will be chasing butterflies."
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"Tomorrow, I'm gonna break out the giant bubble wand."
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"What'd you do, go down the clearance aisle at the drugstore?"
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"Yes, I did."
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"You'll all be happy to know you'll be receiving goody bags containing 4th of july socks,"
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"cornstarch"
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"and a calendar from 1972."
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"Okay, I think we're nearly set up for business."
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"Thanks for helping, or, uh,"
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"standing around saying, "ew, grease.""
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"Whoa, Steven."
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"You already got that muffler together?"
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"Yeah, well, you know, metal shop was my favorite class."
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"I went to, like,"
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"half of 'em."
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"You know, I need an extra set of hands around here. How'd you like the job?"
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"No, Steven, you can't."
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"I mean, don't take this personally, Mr. Forman, but guys who work in muffler shops are bottom-feeders."
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"Jackie."
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"Well, I said, "don't take this personally." What else can I do?"
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"Jackie, I gotta take this job. You kidding me?"
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"I mean, I'm good with my hands, I don't mind dirt,"
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"and I have a high tolerance for fumes."
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"Fine. If it makes you happy, then I'm happy."
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"Steven, why is it everything that I love about you also grosses me out?"
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"You're so complicated."
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"Okay. You can start tomorrow."
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"But we're not driving in together. That's too weird."
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"Cool."
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"All right, I gotta take off. I'm gonna go have lunch with my new dad."
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"Oh, bring a camera get a picture."
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"Steven, you don't have any family pictures."
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"Well, we have some really good ones of my mom down at the county jail."
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"One full face, two profiles-- each one dated and numbered."
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"Oh, steven, you've had the hardest life."
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"You know, I should probably be more generous and considerate with you."
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"But I am what I am."
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"Okay, we are going to make this the prettiest muffler shop ever."
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"Really, all I wanted was a "grand opening" sign."
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"And you've got one..."
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"in needlepoint."
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"Kitty that's so tiny."
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"Needlepoint is very hard work."
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"You never appreciate anything I do."
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"You should've just married Betty Parker."
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"No, no, no. What I meant was, it's so tiny, like..."
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"your waist."
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"Thank you."
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"Eric, you want to hand me that manifold?"
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"The manifold."
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"Mani... fold."
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"Man, I folded that."
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"Eric, are you ready to help me decorate?"
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"Yes, now I was thinking we could line this counter here with red-white-and-blue bunting."
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"How is it that I raised a son who knows "bunting" but not "manifold"?"
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"Well, maybe the problem is that you were never around."
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"I was always around."
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"Yeah, maybe I was the problem."
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"I've never been to a beauty salon."
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"I'm excited to see how they make people beautiful"
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"Especially that lady over there. That's gonna take some work."
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"Well, fez, I don't know how long I'm gonna be here, so no wandering off."
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"You gave me a hell of a scare the other day at the mall."
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"I'm not going anywhere. I'm just enjoying my time away from the DMV."
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"All those foreigners..."
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"Learn to speak garbled english, people."
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"Well, the last time I was here, they were looking for help."
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"And they have no idea how weird you are."
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"That is an advantage."
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"What's the job?"
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"Shampoo boy."
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"Shampoo boy?"
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"You mean, I would get paid for touch hair?"
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"I used to get in so much trouble for that"
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"Hey!"
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"Don't touch me!"
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"What are you doing, man?"
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"What am I doing? What are you doing with your long, beautiful hair, you hippie freak?"
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"That's it!"
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"It is my destiny to be a shampoo boy."
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"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Is there a job that pays you to eat pie"
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"No."
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"It is my destiny to be a shampoo boy."
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"Hey, mom, guess what hyde just told me."
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"if it's tawdry, I don't want to hear it."
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"No."
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"Dad offered him a job at the muffler shop."
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"And did I even get an offer? No. Like I wasn't there, too. Like I wasn't all sore from hanging all that bunting."
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"Well, sweetie, don't take it so hard."
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"Your father's always had a soft spot for Steven, but he loves you, too. I just know it."
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"Well, you know what I think?"
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"If dad loves Hyde so much, maybe he should marry him."
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"Honey, that's not possible. Your father is already married to me."
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"What? No, mom, it's-- it's an expression."
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"Well, it's nota very good one."
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""Twenty three skeedow" now, that's an expression."
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"Yes..."
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"That's what I should to say."
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"Kitty, look"
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"I framed one of my "grand opening" flyers"
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"now if the shop's a success, I'llhave a souvenir."
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"And if not,"
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"I'll have something to glare at while I'm drinking"
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"that's a very good idea."
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"And you know what else is a very good idea?"
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"Offering Eric a job just like you did Steven."
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"Kitty, I can only afford to hire one person."
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"And why can't that one person be your very own son?"
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