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Clips from The Monkees - I Was a Teenage Monster (S01E01)

"I'll give you the down beat. A one, a two, a one, two, three!"
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"Man, that's some style. Where do you keep your brains?"
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"Goorah! Goorah!"
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"Yeah, well, you know, he's not half bad."
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"He's great!"
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"Well, my friends, you have done well."
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"Oh, yeah, well, we got him kind of squared away from an instrument standpoint,"
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"um, but we still haven't done anything with his voice."
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"Uh, we'll come back and work on that in the morning."
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"Oh, oh, oh, I could not let you leave so late."
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"The mountain roads are hazardous at this hour."
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"You will be my guests for the night,"
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"then you start again fresh in the morning, huh?"
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"Groot!"
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"This is my valet, Groot."
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"I live to grovel."
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"Do not be deceived by Groot's humble appearance;"
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"he is of a very ancient family."
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"Yeah, descended in a direct line from Jack the Ripper. A ha ha ha ha."
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"Groot, show them to their rooms."
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"Yeah. Come. Come."
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"A one, a two, a three, a four!"
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"Goorah!"
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"Oh! Hey, look, fellas. All the comforts of home."
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"Yeah, your home, shotgun, not mine."
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"Not too tight."
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"They're in their room, master."
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"Excellent. Now we are ready to take the final step,"
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"to transfer the voices of The Monkees into the android."
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"How will you do this, master?"
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"Oh, it's very simple; we merely unite the frontal lobes with"
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"coaxial conduits and force the cerebellum to proliferate its reflexes."
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"You understand, Groot?"
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"All except the last part, master."
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"What last part?"
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"The part after "It's very simple"."
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"You know, we've really gotta get out of this place;"
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"Doctor Mendoza gives me the willies."
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"Hey, what does this door lead to?"
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"Who, uh, who, uh, I don't, uh..."
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"Who in the world are you?"
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"I am the doctor's beautiful daughter."
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"Oh. Huh. Uh, buh, well, what do you have to do with all this?"
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"Nothing; I'm in the sequel."
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"Oh. Ha ha. Anyway. What, uh."
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"Oh, this whole place is too weird."
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"I think two hundred dollars is not going to do us any good if we're dead."
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"No, man; we should have asked for two fifty."
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"I'll turn on the TV. We'll relax."
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"He's on a table. What does it mean?"
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"It means I have discovered the secret of"
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"placing the brain of a man into the body of an ape."
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"But, father, there are some things that a man was not meant to tamper with."
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"Father, please don't do that."
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"Now, daughter, watch me while I prepare for an astounding operation."
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"I really need this, man."
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"This isn't bad considering, is it, Davy? Davy? Davy? Davy?"
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"Oh, I am, I am."
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"Davy?"
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"What does it mean?"
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"Forget it, Mike. You know how Davy gets when he watches TV."
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"Right, babe? Mike? Mike?"
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"Mike? Uh, Mike? Ah!"
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"Gee, I wish I had my own room. Micky? Mike? Mike? Davy"
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"Where are you all? Come on, you guys. This is no-hey! Come on!"
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"Ah, now I show these fools who laughed at me."
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"We are ready for the last stage of the experiment:"
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"the transfer of musical ability from one body to another."
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"Ahh."
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"Hey, doctor, you know, if we die,"
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"you could go to the chair for this."
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"Ho ho ho. There is very little danger of your dying;"
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"Godfrey von Schnitzler says this type of experiment need not be fatal."
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"Who is the world is Godfrey von Schnitzler?"
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"Oh, you know Godfrey. He's a little boy that lives down the hill."
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"You know, it's all very simple, this transfer of"
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"electrical current from one brain to another."
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"Uh, for example, Groot, uh, hand me any two wires."
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"Yeah, so."
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"Groot! You forgot to turn off the current!"
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"Wah! Now, start building up the electrode pressure. Hm hm hm! Ho ho!"
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"Oh, ooh! Oh! Hey, Doctor Mendoza, how's my head gonna feel in the morning?"
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"Oh, fine. You won't have any headache."
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"That's good. Ooh!"
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"Of course, you won't be able to make a fist for three weeks. Ha ha ha ha!"
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"Please, please-oh, sorry-please get it over with. Oh!"
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"Relax. My electricity gets into the bloodstream seconds faster than aspirin."
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"Now turn the coaxial knob to full."
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"Full!"
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"The input output to whatever."
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"Whatever!"
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"Okay. Move the pointer to mellow!"
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"Mellow!"
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"Mellow?"
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"And now we are ready for the final stage."
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"The final burst of electrical energy that"
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"will transfer their musical skills into the android."
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"I throw the switch!"
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"Alright, boys. Now, sing!"
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"? Here we come ? ? Walking down the street ?"
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"? We get the funniest looks from ?"
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"? Everyone we meet ?"
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"? Hey, hey, we're The Monkees ? ? And people say we monkey around ?"
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"? Here we come ? ? Walking down the street ?"
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"? We get the funniest looks from ? ? Everyone we meet ?"
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"? Hey, hey, we're The Monkees ? ? And people say we monkey around ?"
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"? But we're too busy singing ? ? To put anybody down ?"
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"Hey, Peter, are you okay?"
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"Well, this, this one tooth has been acting up,"
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"but the dentist said he could file it down and put a temporary crown on it."
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"Okay, doc, maybe you got away with it this time."
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"When we get out of here, the police are gonna make you very sorry, fella!"
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"I think not. When you return to your room,"
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"you will remember nothing that has taken place."
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"I will too!"
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"You will remember nothing."
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"I will remember nothing."
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"You will remember nothing."
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"I will remember nothing."
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"You will remember nothing."
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