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Clips from The Monkees - The Prince and the Paupers (S01E01)

"The reception will be held at the embassy this evening."
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"Now, if you have no further questions,"
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"please get out of here and see to it."
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"Ooh!"
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"Hello, hello, hello? Yes, can you-I said,"
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"can you get-can you please get me-can you"
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"get me Micky Dolenz, please? Hey, Micky?"
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"This is Mike. Yeah, look, uh,"
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"get Ludlow ready about eight o'clock tonight and get him down here."
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"Uh, no, nothing special;"
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"he's just gonna get married. Okay, buddy. Bye."
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"Your sash is crooked."
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"You're not my real mother!"
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"Will you please relax, man? You're not the one getting married."
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"Yeah, but suppose Ludlow doesn't show up on time;"
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"I might end up marrying a beautiful girl and ruining a nation of millions."
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"Your highness? Your highness."
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"Is everything ready?"
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"Yes, absolutely everything. Max, bring them in."
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"You didn't think you could carry off this childish charade?"
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"Throw the prince into the dungeon."
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"Wait! There's been something I've been wanting to tell you for a long time,"
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"Count Myron. You're a pompous windbag, a funk, and a pony!"
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"A funk and a pony?"
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"Now, all you wretched boys will leave this embassy and never return,"
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"and if you say anything about what you've seen,"
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"you will live to regret it."
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"Oh, we're not going anywhere; we're staying right here."
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"No way, baby! Mm-mm!"
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"If you don't leave, then I will be forced to have you killed."
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"Ha ha ha ha! If that's the way you feel about it-you know a good restaurant?"
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"Out!"
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"And now, Max, shall we attend to our wedding guests, hm?"
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"Hm!"
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"I told you: wrong door!"
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"Ahem, may we have your attention, please?"
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"I have a communication here from the prince."
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"He has been summoned to Peruvia on pressing affairs of state."
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"Before he could even say, "I do," he didn't."
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"So, I'm sorry to report the ceremony cannot take place."
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"Oh, yes it can; I'm here."
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"Now you better keep stalling the ceremony 'til Micky"
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"can get Ludlow out of the dungeon."
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"Come, my boy; we must proceed with the ceremony."
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"Mr. Jailer? Would you abandon your prince in a moment of need?"
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"Sooner."
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"Well, if you free me, I'll give you this trinket."
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"It-it's been in our family for generations."
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"What is it?"
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"It's a letter of credit."
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"Hi there, Mr. Jailer! Hi! Did you see Road to Morocco?"
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"- No. - Oh. Let's try it."
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"Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man Bake me a cake as fast as you-"
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"Come on! Come on!"
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"And so I say, if any man among us has any reason"
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"that these two should not be joined in holy matrimony,"
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"let him speak now or forever hold his peace."
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"Hold it! Hold it just a minute! Hold it!"
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"Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I have a, I have a reason."
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"I'm kind of an honest and straight-forward guy,"
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"and-and you ask, you ask me, you ask me if I have a reason?"
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"Well, I don't, I don't see,"
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"I don't see any sense in beating around the bush anymore!"
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"I do and I don't."
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"We will proceed with the ceremony."
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"Wait! Wait! I'm the real Prince Ludlow, and-and I'll marry the girl."
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"Right! Hey, baby, come on, mother, yeah! yeah! Come on, baby."
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"Max, stop him!"
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"Mary, Mary, where you goin' to?"
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"Mary, Mary, can I go too?"
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"This one thing I will vow ya"
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"I'd rather die than to live without ya"
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"Mary, Mary, where you goin' to?"
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"Mary, Mary, tell me truly"
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"What did I do to make you leave me?"
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"Whatever it was I didn't mean to"
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"You know I never would try and hurt ya"
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"Mary, Mary, where you goin' to?"
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"What more, Mary, can I do"
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"To prove that my love is truly yours?"
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"I've done more now than a clear-thinkin' man would do"
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"Mary, Mary, it's not over"
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"Where you go, I will follow"
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"Till I win your love again"
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"And walk beside you, but until then"
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"Mary, Mary, where you goin' to?"
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"Mary, Mary, where you goin' to?"
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"Mary, where you goin' to?"
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"Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary, where you goin' to?"
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"Arrest those men!"
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"Come on! Move out, big fella! Alright now, say bye-bye!"
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"- Bye-bye! - Not you!"
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"Do you think she'll be alright with Ludlow?"
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"After all, it was me she was in love with."
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"Well, I'll tell you, Davy."
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"You know,there was a wise old man, lived about five thousand years ago."
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"Really?"
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"His name Ling-Fu Yang."
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"Oh."
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"And he once said, he said,"
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""If apple seed turns to wing, it'll fly away a beautiful butterfly."
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"But if a butterfly turns into apple seed,"
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"it'll just lay there on the ground.""
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"That's what Ling-Fu Yang said five thousand years ago."
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"Oh, really? What does that mean?"
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"I just don't have any idea."
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"Oh."
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"Hey, that Ludlow's doing alright."
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"You know, I can tell who's gonna wear the pants in that family."
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"With a figure like Wendy's, I hope it's her."
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"Heh heh heh."
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"Hey, uh, Dave, look at this."
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"Dave? Uh, look at this."
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"Hey. Hey! You're not hung up on that chick, are you?"
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"What? Are you joking?"
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"I wasn't cut out to lead a double life;"
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"I can't even lead a single one."
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"No, of course not. Hey, look at this,"
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"it says she's, uh, going to, uh,"
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"the University of Peruvia to work on her doctor's thesis."
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