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Clips from The Mighty Boosh - Killeroo (S01E01)

"Hi. My name is Howard Moon. This is my apprentice, Vince Noir."
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"Apprentice? Get stuffed. You're my apprentice."
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"- Don't start showing out. - Or what?"
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"I'll come at you fast, like a Northern bullet."
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"I'll put a move on you. I've felt your moves."
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"They're like being caressed with a natural yogurt."
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"l've got new, powerful moves now."
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"Yeah? Did you send off for some new ones?"
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"- Yes. They arrived this morning. - First post?"
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"- Yeah. The post that hurts the most. - Well, come on, then."
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"l'll take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs Pain."
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"- (Scoffs) - Order up some violent quiche."
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"- D'you want some? - Come on."
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"What's that? That's nothing."
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"Feels like nothing. But that's the vibrating palm."
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"Two hours from now you'll go to a shop, buy a hat, it won't suit you. Ow!"
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"There's no way. Look at me. My hair's virtually a hat."
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"- All hats suit me. - You'll see."
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"- Yeah. I will. - Enjoy the show."
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"..to the world of The Mighty Boosh."
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"# Come with us to The Mighty Boosh # The Mighty Boosh"
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"# Come with us to The Mighty Boosh #"
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"- All right? - All right."
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"Did Mrs Gideon ring for me?"
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"As if she's gonna ring for you. Oh, I mean, she might do."
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"Yeah, why would she ring for me? She thinks I'm an idiot."
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"Come on, there's plenty of reasons why she wouldn't ring."
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"Maybe she's trapped in a cabinet."
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"She doesn't get trapped in cabinets, OK?"
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"People get trapped in cabinets all the time. Doctors, dentists, lawyers."
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"Haven't you seen the show? ''Captain Cabinets, trapped in cabinets.''"
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"''Can he get out? Will he get out?'' Yes, I have seen it."
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"She's over there."
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"- Oh, yeah. - There she is."
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"(# Orchestra)"
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"Oh, sweet lady With your face like a cream oval"
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"And your nose like a delicious slope of cream"
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"Your ears like...cream flaps"
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"And your teeth like hard, shiny pegs of cream..."
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"(Blender whizzing)"
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"D'you mind?"
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"- Mm? - Doing a poem. For Mrs Gideon."
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"Come on. I think you're going about it all the wrong way with Gideon."
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"- What d'you mean? - You ask her out, she says no."
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"And you hang about her garden all night, weeping into her fishpond."
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"- How do you know? - it's in all the papers."
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"''Man kills koi carp with human tears.'' Pages 4-44."
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"They interviewed one of the carp. He was furious."
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"Oh, it's all salty. I'm freshwater."
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"I don't think you understand women. What d'you think women like?"
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"- Trumpets? - Trumpets?"
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"- Bookmarks. - They like edgy characters."
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"- l've got edge. - You're as edgy as a satsuma."
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"I'm a crazy man. I'm a nut job. I'm a freakball."
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"I break through all boundaries."
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"lf I see a boundary, I eat a boundary"
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"and wash it down with a cup of hot, steaming rules."
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"(Animals chatter, screech)"
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"(Sighs)"
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"(Feedback)"
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"(Mr Fossil) Moon, come to my office right now. Thank you."
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"- Run along, Dangermouse. - I'm not running along to Fossil."
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"- I'll go in my own sweet time. - You're Fossil's bitch."
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"- That's the word on the street. - Who are you? T-Bone Wilson?"
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"Leroy saw you dancing for Fossil in the moonlight, in little blue pants."
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"I don't dance for Fossil."
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"He gave you coin, you gave him booty."
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"Listen, I was playing Fossil like a pipe. Yeah?"
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"- Whatever. - I was putting a move on him."
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"As if your moves work."
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"- Nice hat. - Thanks."
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"- (Door opens and closes) - Yeah, I got the moves."
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"I don't run along to Fossil. Go in my own time."
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"(Fossil) I won't tell you again, my bitch."
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"I had to see him about something anyway."
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"(# 10cc: Dreadlock Holiday)"
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"# I was walkin' down the street"
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"# Concentratin' on truckin' right"
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"# I heard a dark voice beside of me"
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"# And I looked round in a state of fright"
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"# I saw four faces, one man"
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"# A brother from the gutter"
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"# They looked me up and down a bit And turned to each other"
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"# I say, I don't like cricket... #"
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"That's why I don't like cricket."
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"- Was there anything else, Mr Fossil? - Oh."
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"You know those guys with the little hands?"
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"You know, with the big pockets?"
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"With the little version of themselves in the front pocket."
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"- Kangaroo. - Yeah."
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"Anyways, we can make 'em fight, make lots of money."
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"That's against my principles."
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"Animals should never be made to fight one another."
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"Not one another, glossy dick. You!"
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"Me? I'm not doing that. No way am I fighting a kangaroo."
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"How about, Moon, I give you this...cup?"
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"lt's polystyrene."
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"That's not gonna swing it, Mr Fossil."
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"All right."
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"I didn't wanna have to do this, Moon,"
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"but I've got pictures of you nude. That's right."
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"I'm gonna put 'em all over my body and run around the zoo."
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"You can't do this."
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"Oh, yeah? I got a Xerox machine that says I can."
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"Your fight's in two days, Moon."
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"Note to self. Pocket cup."
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"Mm."
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"(Big cats growling)"
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"- How'd it go with Fossil? - Well, not great."
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"What he wants me to do is fight with a kangaroo. To make money."
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"- A kangaroo? - Me, one on one with a kangaroo."
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"- You'll get your head smashed off. - I know. I'm not doing it."
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"But he's got pictures of me naked."
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"Which he's says he's gonna put up if I don't fight."
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"l've got nothing to be ashamed of but it's embarrassing."
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"We see pictures of naked people all the time. it's not... Oh, Christ!"
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"- What? - What's that?"
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"- Everyone's got that. - No, there."
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"- it's just normal. - You're a freak!"
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