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Clips from The Great North - Beef Mommas House Adventure (S02E02)

"Aka our old karate gis."
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"And now let the rituals commence."
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"To the spirit who sings a ghostly note,"
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"come out, Eugenia, and to us spoke."
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"Great rhyme, Judy. The only thing ghosts love more"
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"- than rituals are rhymes. - Time for the next ritual."
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"Ham, did you bring the blood for us to drink?"
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"I didn't want to sacrifice any animals,"
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"but I did find this Chobani strawberry yogurt."
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"It's kind of red."
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"And it has cow in it."
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"- Spooky. - Let's pass it around."
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"Okay, well, I think tonight I'll just head home, so..."
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"Get in here, Beef-butt!"
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"Oh, no, she saw me."
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"Marie made her Marie-garitas!"
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"They have 16 kinds of alcohol in 'em!"
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"And I am going to need all 16 kinds."
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"How is everyone this fine evening?"
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"Beef, why are you talking like a robot?"
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"BEEF Oh, no."
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"Ice."
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"- Oh, God. - What is it, Beef? Do you have diarrhea?"
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"Jamie always says "Oh, God" when he has diarrhea."
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"No, it's... Carissa,"
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"there's something I have to tell you. I..."
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"I saw Chumbo in the Maude's All Day parking lot"
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"sharing ice with another woman."
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"And then he shared... kissing with that woman."
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"What?! Chum, no."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"This is gonna be the best night of our lives!"
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"You know what? It was fun to let go and enjoy making this sled."
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"Of course it was fun,"
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"even though I had to hang out with you guys."
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"If we break the sound barrier on this sled"
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"and you guys can't hear me talking,"
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"just know that I'm calling you all losers."
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"I'm not sure we'll achieve that exact speed."
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"- Moon... - Sorry, I forgot."
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"Yes, we'll probably break the sound barrier"
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"- and Debbie will call us losers. - That's more like it."
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"We're gonna go so fast, it'll tear all of my hair off."
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"I've always wanted to be bald."
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"- Like Jamie. - All right,"
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"we'll launch from here. Oh..."
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"no."
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"Come on, Moon, get on."
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"Guys, wait."
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"I'm trying really hard not to be a buzzkill,"
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"but I'm afraid that this sled might be an us-kill."
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"As in it might actually kill us."
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"It's just sledding down a big old hill"
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"- towards a frozen lake, Moon. - Dread Sled or die trying."
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"Russell! Prepare to launch."
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"All right, buddy, it's your time to shine."
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"This is why I brought you."
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"Okay, then at least let me give each of you"
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"a very big hug goodbye."
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"- Ugh. - And a hug to you, Debbie."
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"And, Henry, also a hug."
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"And, Russell, one more hug."
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"And just, you know, I love you."
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"Aw. I love you, too, pal."
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"- Moon! - I'm just gonna stay here and practice fishing."
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"This attitude is exactly why we didn't want to tell you"
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"about the sled."
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"I know. I'm a downer."
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"And it's best that you leave me behind and go enjoy"
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"whatever our chaotic universe brings to you this evening."
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"Turn the blower on!"
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"What moron put that giant tree there? - Oh, no!"
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"Oh, my God, we could have, like, really died."
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"Like, a lot."
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"- Moon, you saved us. - Thank you."
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"Just practicing my fishing, like I said."
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"You do kind of burst our bubble sometimes,"
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"but it's smart of us to keep you around."
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"- Thanks for being boring. - Yeah. Sorry we left you out."
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"- It won't happen again. - If you're so smart at sleds like an idiot,"
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"you should take a look at our bat-a-pult."
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"It's supposed to launch live bats at our enemies' houses,"
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"but the bats keep biting us."
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"Well, I can tell you up front that the problem is,"
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"you should not be near any bats at any time."
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"- But have you considered rats? - That's a thought."
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"And you all really, really, really need to get rabies shots,"
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"like right away, like tonight."
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"And if you don't want to be my friend anymore"
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"because I told you, I understand."
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"I very much enjoyed my time as one of the moms,"
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"but I can leave now, and you can again be a classic threesome,"
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"like the Rice Krispies children."
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"Beef, no. You should stay."
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"We can't just let Chumbo get away with this."
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"- Should we kill him? - Yes."
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"Ah, I don't think we should kill him."
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"But I may have a different, also good idea."
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"Perhaps we show old Chumbo"
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"that sometimes ice is a dish"
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"best served cold."
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"If it's ice Chumbo loves so much, let's"
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"give him the biggest piece of ice he's ever seen."
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"Oh, I can't believe we're mischief-ing someone."
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"I've never mischief'd anyone before."
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"Oh, unless you count the time I accidentally handed Jamie"
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"the sugar instead of the salt at the table,"
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"and he ate sweet cod for dinner."
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"He loved it, and now I make it once a week."
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"- There it is. - Ugh! Looks like that thing did a bunch of cocaine,"
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"then got into an accident with a disco ball on the sun."
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"And not the good cocaine. That college cocaine."
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"He gave me this extra key to his snow machine,"
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"because in the event of his death,"
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"he wanted me to strap his corpse to it"
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"and light it on fire with a flaming arrow"
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"so he could ride it into the gates of Valhalla."
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"Don't you mean through the gates?"
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"No. He said "into the gates.""
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"Let's get it into the dumpster over there."
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