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Clips from The Great North - Beef Mommas House Adventure (S02E02)

"All right, I believe a hose is located just there."
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"- Got it. - Great."
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"Throw it over the side. I'm gonna duct-tape"
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"all the cracks in the dumpster to make it watertight."
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"Good thing I refreshed the roll of duct tape"
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"in my duct tape pocket this morning."
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"Turn on the hose."
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"At the current temperatures, the snow machine will be frozen"
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"into a big block of ice"
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"by the time Chumbo's finished his Monster Energy Mojitos."
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"It's the perfect revenge."
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"Yeah. But I'm also gonna burn his smooth jazz collection,"
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"throw out all of his takeout leftovers,"
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"and then just absolutely destroy his dojo."
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"Oh, I feel so alive!"
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"Should we all go to Dairy Queen and get Blizzards?"
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"- It's open until 9:30. - I don't see why not."
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"We really are a classic foursome,"
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"just like the Little Women, except we're big women"
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"and I'm a man."
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"All right, now that we finished that possibly very, very expired"
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"Chobani yogurt/blood offering,"
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"it's time to say the chant."
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"Double, double, pot holder trouble."
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"Spirits speak into earthly bubble."
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"- Aah! - Holy hairspray!"
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"The yogurt jumped off the table by itself!"
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"Oh, my God, there's definitely a ghost here."
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"We must've messed up the ritual and upset Eugenia,"
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"and now she's attacking us!"
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"She's going to kill us!"
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"- Oh, no, no, no... - Wolf, babe, calm down."
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"- Eugenia is not going to kill us. - You can't stop her, Honeybee."
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"She's more powerful than you could ever imagine."
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"Uh-oh, the ghost panic is back."
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"Okay, let's get a chair behind him."
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"- Sit down. - Drink. - I don't think I can!"
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"- I think I'm hyperventilating. - Guys, what is going on?"
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"Wolf's having a little panic attack about ghosts."
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"This used to happen all the time when we were kids."
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"One time he saw a napkin blowing in the breeze"
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"- and he threw up. - But Wolf loves movies about ghosts."
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"Movies are different,"
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"because he knows there's craft services there."
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"To calm himself down, he pictures a phantom"
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"- eating a turkey cheese roll-up. - We thought he grew out of this!"
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"Me, too."
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"But it is happening!"
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"Oh, no! I didn't know. This is my fault."
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"The pot holder wasn't actually haunted."
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"Eugenia wasn't moving it around. It was me!"
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"- What? - I was the one moving it around."
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"So you'd think it was haunted. The first time"
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"I genuinely had no idea why the pot holder had moved."
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"But once I saw how excited you were,"
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"I wanted to let you believe. I hadn't seen you that excited"
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"since we saw Scream 8: Still Screaming."
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"Great movie."
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"Neve Campbell is ba..."
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"Oh, no! He fainted!"
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"- Nope. I'm here, baby. - Oh, thank God."
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"Babe, I thought I lost you."
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"You didn't lose me. I mean, sure,"
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"my heart rate is probably in the 300s right now,"
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"but you creating this scary experience for me"
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"was still very thoughtful."
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"You're the perfect wife."
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"And you'll make a wonderful ghost someday."
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"That was probably the most fun I've ever had."
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"- Me, too. - Me, too."
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"Ooh, I just wish we could have seen his face"
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"when he found that ice-mobile."
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"I'm guessing it was a pretty angry face"
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"based on all of the text messages he sent me."
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"Suck on that, Chum-blow."
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"Look. He sent a picture of it in the ice,"
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"and a bunch of middle finger emojis."
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"And also the pray hands? But I think that was a mistake."
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"Nice, nice, baby!"
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"Crunch on that ice, bud!"
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"Well, that was fun."
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"But I guess I am on my own again now."
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"You're not on your own. You have us."
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"And Chumbo is a fool for taking you for granted."
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"Thanks, Beef. And just so you know,"
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"- Kathleen was a fool, too. - Oh. I wish I had had you guys"
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"to talk to back then."
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"Huh. I was a little bit of a mess."
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"Hey, speaking of messes,"
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"have you guys seen Nancy Smith's new flower beds?"
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"Chrysanthemums?"
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"More like I'd-like-to-barf-on-'ems."
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"Damn, Tobin."
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"Hush, pot holder, close your eyes ♪"
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"Daddy's gonna skank you to sleep ♪"
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"Relax in your drawer, feel the bass ♪"
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"Don't you make a peep ♪"
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"♪ I'll tuck you in under a warm dishcloth ♪"
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"You make me so proud, I could weep ♪"
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"Your mama and papa watch over you ♪"
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"You insulate our hands ♪"
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"- From the heat ♪ - Too hot! ♪"
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"Hush, pot holder, close your eyes ♪"
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"Daddy's gonna skank you to sleep. ♪"
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"Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH"
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