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Clips from The Great North - Beef Mommas House Adventure (S02E02)

"- ahead of me. - Oh, actually, Dad,"
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"I think you'd better come talk to Henry's mom."
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"Henry said she's trying to cut down a 50-foot oak"
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"in her backyard, and she thinks the best type"
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"of chain saw to use is an electric."
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"What?! I'd better get in there"
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"and gently talk about the pluses and minuses"
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"of that decision."
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"Hi, Moon. Hi, Beef."
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"Head on downstairs, hon."
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"I just dropped off a tray of snacks,"
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"and you don't want to get stuck with the celery."
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"Celery sucks."
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"Okay, and, uh, Dad, before I head downstairs,"
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"just want to let you know I may have told my friends"
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"to tell their moms you'd like to join their moms' group."
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"So have a great time and enjoy"
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"and don't place me for adoption, please. Farewell."
The Great North
"Hmm... - Well, looks like your kid tricked you."
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"Come on in and don't worry--"
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"we're tons of fun on some ample buns."
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"So you... don't need chain saw advice?"
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"Oh, please. My dad was a door-to-door chain saw salesman."
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"And let me tell you, dragging a whole tree"
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"to every house was not easy."
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"Come along, Mr. Beef."
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"- Hmm... - Well, what are you waiting for?"
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"You want me to carry you? 'Cause I will."
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"You're looking at the four-time cow-carrying champion"
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"of Fairbanks State Veterinary College, Beef."
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"Uh-oh. Looks like somebody dropped a sausage"
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"- on the taco plate. - Yup. We've got a banana growing on the papaya tree."
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"Ha. Um, yeah."
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"I am a man."
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"I am a man person."
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"Guys, stop teasing him."
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"Beef, we were very excited when our kids told us"
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"you wanted to join our little group."
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"Pull up a cocktail and let me pour you a chair."
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"- Welcome to Moms' Night. - Oh, good."
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"I love groups and am very comfortable in them."
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"Wonderful."
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"Beef, what are you drinking?"
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"I've got it all."
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"Oh, and I've also got some marijuana candy apples"
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"from my sister in Sant-o Barbara, Californi-o."
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"But proceed with caution. I'm never having one again."
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"I took one last Wednesday, and my hands"
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"have just stopped feeling like big spiders."
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"I guess I could have an alcohol."
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"- Now, where shall I sit? Here? - What are... Why is he..."
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"- What is he doing? - What are you pointing at, big guy?"
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"I don't... I don't know. I'm panicking."
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"Marie? Make room for him before he passes out."
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"We won't bite. We have a few drinks"
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"and we do a little embroidery."
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"Sit down, sip your drink, goss your sip."
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"What do you know that we don't know?"
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"We can only talk about Nancy Smith's bushes so many times."
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"By the way, I'm Russell's mom Marie,"
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"and I'm the only one who actually embroiders."
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"These two are usually too tipsy to handle yarn."
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"That's not true. I crocheted an 11-foot-long Smurf"
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"in a complete blackout once."
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"- What do you think? - That's amazing. What is it?"
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"It's two dolphins exchanging birthday gifts."
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"- They're twins. - Powerful stuff."
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"Well, I'm Carissa, Debbie's mom."
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"And, yes, I'm the one who dated the janitor."
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"And I'm the one who hit the school crossing guard"
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"with my car. But she's fine."
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"Oh, I also hit her with my fists. Now we're friends."
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"So, out with the gossip, meat man. What you got?"
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"Well, you said that you have already discussed"
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"Nancy Smith's bushes at length,"
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"but let's be honest, her hedges have not looked neat"
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"in a very long time."
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"Oh, snap, Tobin!"
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"- This kitty has claws. - Meow?"
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"Guys, come on."
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"I told some really dirty lies to get here."
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"Let me see the sled."
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"Actually, we were thinking we'd do something different tonight,"
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"like, uh..."
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"- hit this pole with our hands. - Wow!"
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"Listen to that. Makes you think."
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"Music is everywhere, you know?"
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"Remove the tarp, please."
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"Okay, Moon. We'll show it to you,"
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"but you have to promise not to be a, a downer."
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"Since when am I a downer?"
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"Remember when we built that hot air balloon"
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"for my Miss Piggy hand puppet and you said it wouldn't work?"
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"And what happened? It didn't work."
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"Yeah, but it was fun and it didn't work."
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"Guys, relax. I love sleds."
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"Fine. Let's show it to him."
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"See, over there we have the toilet seat"
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"that we're going to use as a steering wheel."
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"It's made for people with hemorrhoids, so it's going"
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"- to feel really soft on our hands. - And there's the engine."
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"A leaf blower?"
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"And the airbag is that bag of cheddar popcorn."
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"This sled is... great."
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"It's obvious you're lying."
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"Okay, fine! It's just..."
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"that steering wheel is clearly not actually going to steer,"
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"the leaf blower will make the sled go way too fast,"
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"and the bag of cheddar popcorn is not going to save your life!"
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"See? This is why we didn't want to tell you about it."
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"Sorry. I meant, I love it."
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"Moon, we want you to be here, but you cannot be a bummer."
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"Okay. I can do it. I can be fun."
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"Remember we went to Chuck E. Cheese for my birthday party?"
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"For a tour of the kitchen and management offices."
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"We got to see how the Cokes were made."
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"Okay, fine, I see your point."
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"So, Carissa,"
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"how are things going with... Chumbo?"
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"Well, at the movies, he said, "My girlfriend would like"
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