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Clips from The Great North - Tusk in the Wind Adventure (S01E01)

"each doing a good job."
The Great North
"Impressive. Even my sidekick Dan needed two logs"
The Great North
"to get down the rapids."
The Great North
"Whatever happened to Dan? He wasn't in the last season."
The Great North
"Yeah. Dan. He, uh..."
The Great North
"he went behind my back, tried to get his own show."
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"Stole my crew, my producer and my wife."
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"And now I'm going through a hell of a divorce."
The Great North
"Bar closing. Your card declined."
The Great North
"Ah, man. That'll be my ex-wife"
The Great North
"going nuts on BikiniWorld.com again."
The Great North
"She's never met a tankini she didn't wanna bring home."
The Great North
"I'll just go get some cash out. You guys hold tight."
The Great North
"Well, now, how about we get the drinks?"
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"Oh, no, no, no, no."
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"-I couldn't. -We insist."
The Great North
"Wow, I-I really appreciate that. Thank you."
The Great North
"Well, no credit card means no hotel."
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"-What about your boat? -It got towed,"
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"when I left it in the wrong dock this afternoon."
The Great North
"So I better go find someplace to dig"
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"a nice comfy sleeping hole."
The Great North
"Or you can dig a nice comfy sleeping hole"
The Great North
"-in our couch. -Don't worry."
The Great North
"It's not a fold-out and it's very uncomfortable."
The Great North
"Sounds like a dream."
The Great North
"Kids, did you know that Tusk once survived"
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"a week on a mountain wearing only leaves and bark?"
The Great North
"Wow. How'd you stop the hypothermia?"
The Great North
"I embraced it. See this leg? It's been frostbit so much,"
The Great North
"I can't even feel my upper thigh."
The Great North
"Go ahead, jam that fork in it."
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"-Moon, I wouldn't... -HAM: No!"
The Great North
"-Why, Lord? -Ha-ha! Do it again, Boone."
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"-Hyah! -Oh, he did it again. -I can't watch."
The Great North
"Moon, please, let's try not to stab our guest."
The Great North
"You know, Tusk, if you want a great story"
The Great North
"about living in these woods, I should tell you about the time"
The Great North
"I crossed an ice plain in a blizzard"
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"to return a baby caribou to its mother"
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"after it wandered into the hospital"
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"-while Moon was being born. -Hell of a day."
The Great North
"Or what about that time when I built that cabin"
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"with my bare hands? Fell down right away."
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"Lucky no one was in it, but it was fun while it lasted."
The Great North
"Ah, sounds like you're both pretty accomplished outdoorsmen."
The Great North
"How about we have a friendly little competition"
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"and see what you guys can do?"
The Great North
"Oh, an outdoor competition"
The Great North
"with me, my dad and Tusk Johnson?"
The Great North
"-That's my fantasy threesome. -Babe, no."
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"All right, let's jump in the van and head up"
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"-to some real untamed country. -(grunts)"
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"Aah! Wrong leg!"
The Great North
"All right, the first challenge is a 90-foot tree climb. And go!"
The Great North
"Round one: Beef. Next task: tree felling."
The Great North
"WOLF: Man, this is fun!"
The Great North
"Oh, I see this round is over."
The Great North
"Round two: Beef. Time for the shelter build."
The Great North
"Aw, well, darn it, that just fell down on its own."
The Great North
"Round three: Wolf."
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"-Fishing. -Get out of here, buddy. Shoo."
The Great North
"I'm trying to let my son win. You understand?"
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"-Do you have a family? -Yeah!"
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"We got ourselves a tie."
The Great North
"Last round. Let's make a fire."
The Great North
"Oh, man, this is harder than I remember."
The Great North
"And Wolf wins."
The Great North
"Yes! In your face, Dad!"
The Great North
"Ah, but that's enough ribbing."
The Great North
"-Let's move on to hugging. -Whoa."
The Great North
"Yeah, our hugs are pretty tender."
The Great North
"No, no, no, I'm talking about those."
The Great North
"Three golden eagle eggs. You know how much"
The Great North
"those would go for on the rare animal black market?"
The Great North
"-A million dollars. -357 each. U.S. D's."
The Great North
"That is wildly specific."
The Great North
"Gotta be a way I can get those eggs."
The Great North
"Get the eggs? Why would you want to do that?"
The Great North
"It's illegal, not to mention an affront"
The Great North
"to the wilderness herself."
The Great North
"Oh, yeah, yeah. No, I meant I was just gonna"
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""get" them."
The Great North
"You know, like, really, really understand those eggs."
The Great North
"-That is so deep, Tusk. -Huh."
The Great North
"Because it sounded for a second"
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"like you were planning on actually taking"
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"and selling those eggs."
The Great North
"Once again, Beef, you misunderstood me."
The Great North
"Yes, I believe I have misunderstood you."
The Great North
"Well, it's time we head back to the house anyway."
The Great North
"And you probably need to figure out"
The Great North
"where you're gonna dig your sleeping hole tonight."
The Great North
"Oh, well, uh, I'm thinking it's better"
The Great North
"if I stay with you guys tonight, because, uh,"
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"we gotta get up early"
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"-to start shooting the show. -What do you mean?"
The Great North
"This was all an audition."
The Great North
"I want both of you to be on my show."
The Great North
"And I want to shoot it on your boat!"
The Great North
"-Well, wait a minute. I'm not... -Aah! We got the parts?"
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"-You hear that, Dad? -Yep."
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"I want you to be my new Dans."
The Great North
"Oh, wow, I can't believe I'm gonna be a Dan with my dad."
The Great North
"What do you say, Beef?"
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"-Fine. -Sick!"
The Great North
"(echoing): Sick, sick, sick, sick..."
The Great North
"Your mom had some great stuff. I love this robe."
The Great North
"Yep, she loved it, too. That's what she always wore"
The Great North
"-to parent-teacher night. -All right."
The Great North
"-Pop in that tape. -WOLF: Guys,"
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"me and Dad are gonna be on Tusk's show!"
The Great North
"Whoo-hoo, is it set in Denver?"
The Great North
"-Uh, no. -Then we probably don't care."
The Great North
"Maybe you guys didn't hear me. We're the new Dans."
The Great North
"Ugh, if you all must continue talking,"
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"would you kindly do it"
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"-on the veranda? -(knock on door)"
The Great North
"Ah, that'd be Doris, my, uh, cameraman."
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"We're just gonna prep for the shoot tomorrow."
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