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Clips from The Great North - Tusk in the Wind Adventure (S01E01)

"A guest? Now? It's nearly 7:50."
The Great North
"Oh, don't worry, Beef, we'll keep it quick and professional."
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"Hi. You got any wine?"
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"Or vanilla extract?"
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"TUSK: How many times are we gonna have this argument?"
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"DORIS: Until you get it through your thick head."
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"There are nine Fast & Furious movies. Nine!"
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"-Eight. Hobbs & Shaw doesn't count. -It does."
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"It's called Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw."
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"How could that not count?"
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"How could you say that to me?"
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"It's true, my sister is way hotter than your sister,"
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"-and you know it! -You're blind!"
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"TUSK: The butt is the elbow of the back."
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"It's so obvious!"
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"What's up, Tusketeers? Your old pal Tusk is back."
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"With Beef and Wolf Tobin, two of Alaska's top fishermen."
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"Wolf, tell everybody the name of this boat."
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"We're on The Mighty Kathleen."
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"It was named after my mother, who actually left my dad."
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"Yeah, great. Uh, Beef."
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"What are we looking for in these waters?"
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"-Fish. -DORIS: Wait, wait."
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"-The screen's just black. -(sighs)"
The Great North
"Damn it, Doris. Okay, let's cut."
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"I'm exhausted. I don't think I slept a wink last night."
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"Right? I was up all night with anticipation, too."
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"But this is so cool. Us in front of the lens, catching fish."
The Great North
"And Doris behind the scenes getting it all on tape."
The Great North
"She's dropped the camera in the water three times."
The Great North
"Guys, let's get a shot of Wolf using the trawler net"
The Great North
"to pull in some fish."
The Great North
"Sweet. Action shot."
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"Hang on. We don't actually have a license"
The Great North
"to do trawler fishing this time of year."
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"Ah, it's fine. Who's gonna know?"
The Great North
"Come on, Dad, it's for the show."
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"This is the wild. Wild man rules."
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"-Tusk rules. -BEEF: On my boat,"
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"it's my rules. Beef rules."
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"Uh, little help?"
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"-Wolf! -(whimpers) My body!"
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"(strains) Let go of the winch."
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"-Wolf's gonna get hurt. -He's fine."
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"-You okay, son? -Yeah, I'm okay."
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"-Thanks, Dad. -Unbelievable."
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"I know. We're actually gonna be on Tusk Johnson's show!"
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"TUSK: Ol' Beef."
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"Hell of a day, huh?"
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"First, never refer to me as "Old Beef.""
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"Second, I think it's time for you to leave."
The Great North
"Is this about me peeing with the toilet lid down last night?"
The Great North
"-'Cause I apologized for that. -Who'd you apologize to?"
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"Eh, it's just an expression. What about the show?"
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"Tusk, be honest. There's no show."
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"I mean, not on TV,"
The Great North
"but I'll probably put some stuff up online."
The Great North
"Can I borrow your computer?"
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"I actually thought you were the real deal."
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"But it's pretty clear to me now that the man I watched on TV"
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"all those years was just a fake."
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"Wha... Where am I supposed to sleep?"
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"I don't know. But I just took out $300"
The Great North
"from my retirement fund, which means I'll now retire"
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"17 days later than I had planned."
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"And that should be enough to get you out of here"
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"and away from Wolf."
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"I'll give you a minute to say goodbye to him"
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"and get your things from the house."
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"Yeah, yeah. Tell Wolf I said "later," and the only thing"
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"I left in your house was farts. You're welcome!"
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"JUDY: Well, well, well,"
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"it's time for Dynasty and yet..."
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"(chuckles) I see no snacks."
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"Remind me, whose turn was it to get snacks?"
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"You know damn well it was your turn, sister."
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"He's right, Judy. You've betrayed this family"
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"-for the last time. -Guys, guys. Let's put the tape in."
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"We're all just on edge because we don't know"
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"who survived the Moldavian wedding massacre yet."
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"Hello, everyone. It's a lovely Lone Moose evening."
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"What do you say we all go out"
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"for a delicious meal as a family?"
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"Ugh, Dad, not right now. Season six is starting."
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"Yeah, give us, like, 22 more hours."
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"Hey, Dad, have you seen Tusk?"
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"I thought of a cool accent"
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"I could try out for my character."
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"(Scottish accent): Woe betide you, lads."
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"'Tis halibut in them there waters."
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"Uh, actually, Tusk had to take off."
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"He mentioned something"
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"about having to rush back to Hollywood?"
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"For a-- w-what did he say?-- big-time lunch of some sort."
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"Really? He didn't even say goodbye."
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"Father, brother, please, hush up."
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"The Moldavian wedding massacre."
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"You have some nerve coming here, Tabitha."
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"-(all gasping) -HONEYBEE: Whose train is that?"
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"NARRATOR (over TV): And these massive trains"
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"carry goods and supplies throughout Alaska."
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"The coal car. The well car."
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"The tank car."
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"Mr. Tobin, did you tape over season six of Dynasty"
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"or am I just going frickin'"
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"balls-to-the-walls bonkers over here?"
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"Ooh. Forgot I recorded this series on freight trains"
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"-of America two years ago. -So, Tusk just left?"
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"So there's no more Dynasty?"
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"NARRATOR: The wood chip car. The salt car."
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"-The oil car. -Unbelievable."
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"And the caboose."
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"Well, let's go to this dumb dinner, then."
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"You better lawyer up, Dad,"
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"'cause I'm gonna sue you into the ground for this."
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"Cheer up, son. I see some Jumbo Gumbo"
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"on this menu with your name on it."
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"I really thought Tusk wanted me to be a part of the show."
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"I'm sure you have other heroes."
The Great North
"What about that Reginald VelJohnson?"
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