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Clips from Lucifer - Infernal Guinea Pig (S03E03)

"Oh, well, he won't need any luck."
Lucifer
"He's got something far better than that."
Lucifer
"Decker's right. You're cute."
Lucifer
"But I'm mid-bounty and I just got a lead."
Lucifer
"So, if you don't mind..."
Lucifer
"Lucifer told me to tell you this is exactly the opposite"
Lucifer
"of what Amenadiel wants."
Lucifer
"I'm in."
Lucifer
"Great."
Lucifer
"- How do we find him? - Well..."
Lucifer
"Your brother's a predictable one."
Lucifer
"He always runs to food or boobs."
Lucifer
"Usually boobs."
Lucifer
"That's how we found him the first time."
Lucifer
"Now he has boobs, that might change his itinerary."
Lucifer
"That's right, I totally forgot about that."
Lucifer
"Is he hot?"
Lucifer
"Just tell me how we find him."
Lucifer
"Well, every now and again,"
Lucifer
"the sucker would do something I never saw coming."
Lucifer
"Hello, Cain."
Lucifer
"And good-bye."
Lucifer
"Just like that."
Lucifer
"Yes! Finally!"
Lucifer
"Slayed you before"
Lucifer
"you slayed me!"
Lucifer
"Ashes to ashes,"
Lucifer
"you bastard!"
Lucifer
"Enjoy it while it lasts, Abel."
Lucifer
"How do you know my name?"
Lucifer
"And what is that supposed to mean?"
Lucifer
"Thanks for the heads-up."
Lucifer
"You said you wanted to die. Make up your mind, cupcake."
Lucifer
"And the mark is still there."
Lucifer
"Please, no. No, please."
Lucifer
"Please."
Lucifer
"Just make it quick, Cain. Please make it quick."
Lucifer
"No."
Lucifer
"I need you alive, so you can help me die."
Lucifer
"Wait, what?"
Lucifer
"This has to be a trick. You always kill me."
Lucifer
"That was when you were in Hell,"
Lucifer
"where you've spent the last few millennia."
Lucifer
"Maze tortured you in the afterlife."
Lucifer
"Your punishment was to get killed"
Lucifer
"by me, over and over."
Lucifer
"That's right."
Lucifer
"You were trapped in a Hell loop, but now you're out."
Lucifer
"You're alive, brother."
Lucifer
"Turns out Abel killing me didn't remove the mark."
Lucifer
"Mm-hmm. Right, yes, I got that from the whole"
Lucifer
""you still being alive" of it all."
Lucifer
"So much for making everything even-steven."
Lucifer
"It's now time for Plan "C.""
Lucifer
"I didn't realize we had one."
Lucifer
"We don't."
Lucifer
"But we'll think of something."
Lucifer
"Okay, and how is bringing your she-brother"
Lucifer
"into the precinct going to help?"
Lucifer
"Much as I'm enjoying his Basic Instinct routine."
Lucifer
"First things first, we have to make sure"
Lucifer
"the Bolivians don't kill him."
Lucifer
"Bree."
Lucifer
"I'm Detective Decker."
Lucifer
"This is Charlotte Richards from the DA's office."
Lucifer
"Miss Garland, do you confirm"
Lucifer
"that you're waiving your right to legal council?"
Lucifer
"Yes. Woman, I will waive whatever you want me to waive."
Lucifer
"Uh, Lieutenant said he had noticed"
Lucifer
"some PTSD symptoms,"
Lucifer
"so we should just kind of roll with it"
Lucifer
"if we can."
Lucifer
"Don't take this lightly, Miss Garland."
Lucifer
"It's a big decision."
Lucifer
"Mmm. Not as big as my flock."
Lucifer
"Do you know how many sheep I possess?"
Lucifer
"Enough for two wives."
Lucifer
"Enough to feed our offspring"
Lucifer
"and our offspring's offspring."
Lucifer
"He fits right in."
Lucifer
"Is it me, or is your plan going down in flames?"
Lucifer
"It'll work."
Lucifer
"Well, as impressive as your flock sounds,"
Lucifer
"let's get back to the deal."
Lucifer
"The terms are simple."
Lucifer
"You share all the information you have"
Lucifer
"on the Bolivian cartel in exchange for immunity."
Lucifer
"And the full protection of the LAPD."
Lucifer
"Yes, to whatever those words mean."
Lucifer
"Now, let's discuss who is going to lay with me first."
Lucifer
"Uh, don't you want to read the terms of the deal, at least?"
Lucifer
"What for? I've been told you're very wise."
Lucifer
"I trust you."
Lucifer
"Just like that?"
Lucifer
"You're going to let us drive this,"
Lucifer
"just completely give up control?"
Lucifer
"Mm-hmm."
Lucifer
"Doesn't that scare you?"
Lucifer
"Not nearly as much as the place I just escaped."
Lucifer
"I would do anything to avoid returning to that Hell."
Lucifer
"If you'd been there, you would do the same."
Lucifer
"Charlotte."
Lucifer
"Yes, sorry, we're good."
Lucifer
"Great. Great. Okay, Bree?"
Lucifer
"- Mm-hmm. - Come on, you're coming with me."
Lucifer
"Mm, you smell good."
Lucifer
"Well so much for her being released into your custody."
Lucifer
"We can't let him spend too much time with Decker."
Lucifer
"She'll figure out something's going on."
Lucifer
"Let me see what I can do."
Lucifer
"It's time for you to go home, Abel."
Lucifer
"It wasn't easy for me to track you down,"
Lucifer
"but you're not getting away from me this time."
Lucifer
"What the..."
Lucifer
"Meet my punching bag."
Lucifer
"Look familiar?"
Lucifer
"Mazikeen. What are you doing here?"
Lucifer
"What does it look like?"
Lucifer
"Keeping you out of Lucifer's way."
Lucifer
"I don't want to fight you, Mazikeen."
Lucifer
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