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I'm going to take better care of myself.

"I'm going to take better care of myself."

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- I won't nag. - I'll always remember to call.

"- I won't nag. - I'll always remember to call."

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I will not lose my temper in public any more.

"I will not lose my temper in public any more."

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- I'll gamble less. - I'll worry less about money.

"- I'll gamble less. - I'll worry less about money."

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I'll worry less about money. OK, let's synchronise your watch.

"I'll worry less about money. OK, let's synchronise your watch."

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OK.

"OK."

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10.27, and I'll be finished at noon. I can be home by 12.30.

"10.27, and I'll be finished at noon. I can be home by 12.30."

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I can shower, nap, have lunch.

"I can shower, nap, have lunch."

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By 12.45, we could be having sex.

"By 12.45, we could be having sex."

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- You know, I figured out my problem. - Yeah? Share it with me.

"- You know, I figured out my problem. - Yeah? Share it with me."

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God hates me.

"God hates me."

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Jay, God loves everybody.

"Jay, God loves everybody."

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Not this horse. That's why I'd like to have one day...

"Not this horse. That's why I'd like to have one day..."

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You'll never understand. It's OK, it means nothing.

"You'll never understand. It's OK, it means nothing."

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- It's not important. - I'd like to understand. Explain it to me.

"- It's not important. - I'd like to understand. Explain it to me."

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You can be walking around lucky and not know it.

"You can be walking around lucky and not know it."

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- Excuse me? - The fortune.

"- Excuse me? - The fortune."

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That's what the fortune says. "You can be walking around lucky and not know it."

"That's what the fortune says. "You can be walking around lucky and not know it.""

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Lovely. Well, you know what mine says?

"Lovely. Well, you know what mine says?"

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- "Stand by your man." - Fabulous!

"- "Stand by your man." - Fabulous!"

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- I'll save that. Take another. - You ruined it. I'll take this one.

"- I'll save that. Take another. - You ruined it. I'll take this one."

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- How could I ruin it? - You touched it.

"- How could I ruin it? - You touched it."

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- I didn't open it. - If you touch it, it's your fortune.

"- I didn't open it. - If you touch it, it's your fortune."

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It's pointing to you. How do you know what it means?

"It's pointing to you. How do you know what it means?"

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- There are rules. - What?

"- There are rules. - What?"

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The international rules of fortune cookie taking? Want me to lose my temper?

"The international rules of fortune cookie taking? Want me to lose my temper?"

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- Look... - Excuse me!

"- Look... - Excuse me!"

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Sorry. What happens when you touch someone else's cookie?

"Sorry. What happens when you touch someone else's cookie?"

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- It's no good any more. - See?

"- It's no good any more. - See?"

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- I never heard that. - If you open it, then it's your fortune.

"- I never heard that. - If you open it, then it's your fortune."

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- Are you an authority? Shut up and eat! - No, you got to eat it or it doesn't count!

"- Are you an authority? Shut up and eat! - No, you got to eat it or it doesn't count!"

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I don't believe this!

"I don't believe this!"

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It's not just a cookie!

"It's not just a cookie!"

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- Where to? - Ramada Inn.

"- Where to? - Ramada Inn."

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He'll hear!

"He'll hear!"

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- He can't hear! - I can't. My husband...

"- He can't hear! - I can't. My husband..."

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...is a jealous man.

"...is a jealous man."

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OK, but I won't wear the pillowcase.

"OK, but I won't wear the pillowcase."

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Can I call my wife?

"Can I call my wife?"

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- The horse, it's worth 5 or 6 grand. - Those the papers?

"- The horse, it's worth 5 or 6 grand. - Those the papers?"

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Sam, are you telling me

"Sam, are you telling me"

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you had the boy hold Charity back for the last eight races?

"you had the boy hold Charity back for the last eight races?"

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That would be illegal. Just give me the 5 grand. I'm good for it.

"That would be illegal. Just give me the 5 grand. I'm good for it."

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'Cause the track officials will be all over your ass.

"'Cause the track officials will be all over your ass."

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The only way Charity can lose on Saturday

"The only way Charity can lose on Saturday"

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is if she's struck by lightning in the starting gate.

"is if she's struck by lightning in the starting gate."

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Bet heavy. You'll laugh all the way to the bank.

"Bet heavy. You'll laugh all the way to the bank."

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I got some fabulous smut you're going to love! Listen to this.

"I got some fabulous smut you're going to love! Listen to this."

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I've no interest in your filth.

"I've no interest in your filth."

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It's a piece of business! This guy puts a pillowcase over this babe's head!

"It's a piece of business! This guy puts a pillowcase over this babe's head!"

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Bet heavy. You'll laugh all the way to the bank.

"Bet heavy. You'll laugh all the way to the bank."

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- I went too far. - What was that?

"- I went too far. - What was that?"

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- Nothing. I want you to hear this! - I want to hear that.

"- Nothing. I want you to hear this! - I want to hear that."

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- It's nothing! - If it's nothing, play it back.

"- It's nothing! - If it's nothing, play it back."

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- What's my end? - The tip of your life.

"- What's my end? - The tip of your life."

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Bet heavy. You'll laugh all the way to the bank.

"Bet heavy. You'll laugh all the way to the bank."

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Are you telling me you had the boy hold Charity back for eight races?

"Are you telling me you had the boy hold Charity back for eight races?"

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That would be illegal.

"That would be illegal."

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'Cause the track officials will be all over your ass.

"'Cause the track officials will be all over your ass."

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The only way Charity can lose on Saturday

"The only way Charity can lose on Saturday"

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is if she's struck by lightning in the starting gate.

"is if she's struck by lightning in the starting gate."

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Oh, my God!

"Oh, my God!"

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My God!

"My God!"

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This is incredible! I can't believe this!

"This is incredible! I can't believe this!"

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- Who would believe bullshit like that? - What?

"- Who would believe bullshit like that? - What?"

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Trotter!

"Trotter!"

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- This is too good to be true. - You are a jackass!

"- This is too good to be true. - You are a jackass!"

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You know that? The man just said

"You know that? The man just said"

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the only way this horse can lose is if lightning strikes!

"the only way this horse can lose is if lightning strikes!"

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- What? You like the odds on lightning? - These are guys rehearsing for a play!

"- What? You like the odds on lightning? - These are guys rehearsing for a play!"

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Give me a break! What did he say? The horse runs on Saturday.

"Give me a break! What did he say? The horse runs on Saturday."

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What is it now? It's...

"What is it now? It's..."

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...it's Saturday right now!

"...it's Saturday right now!"

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Trotter, what's the matter with you?

"Trotter, what's the matter with you?"

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I don't know. I feel different.

"I don't know. I feel different."

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Oh, yeah! Different than what?

"Oh, yeah! Different than what?"

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- I can't explain this. Play the tape again. - Trotter!

"- I can't explain this. Play the tape again. - Trotter!"

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Remember something? You gave up gambling.

"Remember something? You gave up gambling."

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This would not be gambling.

"This would not be gambling."

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Gambling involves risk. It involves chance. It involves uncertainty.

"Gambling involves risk. It involves chance. It involves uncertainty."

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This is just taking advantage of an extraordinary business opportunity.

"This is just taking advantage of an extraordinary business opportunity."

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If Charity loses, I want my $5,000, plus two grand for the taxi driver.

"If Charity loses, I want my $5,000, plus two grand for the taxi driver."

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Watch my lips.

"Watch my lips."

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The only way Charity loses this race is if she gets struck by lightning.

"The only way Charity loses this race is if she gets struck by lightning."

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Yeah, lightning...

"Yeah, lightning..."

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Are you telling me you had the boy hold Charity back for eight races?

"Are you telling me you had the boy hold Charity back for eight races?"

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No. That would be illegal.

"No. That would be illegal."

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'Cause the track officials will be all over your ass.

"'Cause the track officials will be all over your ass."

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The only way Charity is going to lose

"The only way Charity is going to lose"

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is if she gets struck by lightning in the starting gate.

"is if she gets struck by lightning in the starting gate."

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You get the tip of your life.

"You get the tip of your life."

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Bet heavy. You'll laugh all the way to the bank.

"Bet heavy. You'll laugh all the way to the bank."

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Are you telling me you had the boy hold Charity back for eight races?

"Are you telling me you had the boy hold Charity back for eight races?"

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The horse'll probably swallow its tongue.

"The horse'll probably swallow its tongue."

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We're putting everything we've got on Charity's hot nose.

"We're putting everything we've got on Charity's hot nose."

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Hot nose? What? Is she sick or something?

"Hot nose? What? Is she sick or something?"

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Well, besides, I only got $10.

"Well, besides, I only got $10."

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Don't worry. I got $100 put away for a day just like this.

"Don't worry. I got $100 put away for a day just like this."

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Well, I'm not you.

"Well, I'm not you."

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- Lucky me. - Yeah.

"- Lucky me. - Yeah."

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Had the daily double!

"Had the daily double!"

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Had the daily double!

"Had the daily double!"

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Yes, sir! Here, have the daily double.

"Yes, sir! Here, have the daily double."

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- Why buy that? - He had the daily double.

"- Why buy that? - He had the daily double."

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Stop acting like a hick off the bus!

"Stop acting like a hick off the bus!"

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- 18 months ago! - Sue me!

"- 18 months ago! - Sue me!"

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100 tip sheets at $3 a piece. That's seven racetracks a day.

"100 tip sheets at $3 a piece. That's seven racetracks a day."

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Seven tracks makes it 700 racing days a year. $ 1,400,000 a year! This is a...

"Seven tracks makes it 700 racing days a year. $ 1,400,000 a year! This is a..."

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It's a lot! What can I say?

"It's a lot! What can I say?"

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- You like Chiquita's Banana in the first? - Who?

"- You like Chiquita's Banana in the first? - Who?"

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Had the daily double!

"Had the daily double!"

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I got a bad leg. Take this $20 and bet the sixth horse for me.

"I got a bad leg. Take this $20 and bet the sixth horse for me."

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Bring me back the ticket, honey.

"Bring me back the ticket, honey."

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It's a living.

"It's a living."

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- This is your half. - For me?

"- This is your half. - For me?"

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Put it under your tongue. Whoa! Let's go across the street.

"Put it under your tongue. Whoa! Let's go across the street."

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Let's get a beer.

"Let's get a beer."

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I don't know, I feel different today. Today is not like yesterday.

"I don't know, I feel different today. Today is not like yesterday."

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Well, yesterday was hot. Today is very hot.

"Well, yesterday was hot. Today is very hot."

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Hey, hey! How about a beer and two aspirins? And two Maalox.

"Hey, hey! How about a beer and two aspirins? And two Maalox."

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