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Clips from Beef House - Crab Dip (S01E01)

"♪ Ghosts and goblins"
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"♪ Coming for ya"
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"Alright, Porter. Why don't you go upstairs"
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"and take your diarrhea medicine."
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"I'll call you when it's time for dinner."
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"-Hey. -Alright, Beef Boys."
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"It's mail time."
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"♪ And the frightening thing"
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"Tim, mail's here."
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"Alright. Coming."
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"That's gonna be a hit."
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"Oh, looks like you got a package here, Ben Hur."
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"Oh, batteries for my butt plug and my dildos."
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"Did my, uh, Sticky-Picks come yet?"
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"Sorry, man, not today."
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"Oh, look at this, a community flier."
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""Attention Rimwood neighborhood, this Saturday, open your doors"
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"for the first annual Open House Block Party.""
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"Oh, that's awesome. We could set up some appetizers"
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"and talk with the neighbors -- really get to know 'em."
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"I think that idea sucks."
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"You know what I think we should do?"
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"Turn this joint into a smokin' haunted house."
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"Who's with me? -Alright."
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"Go, baby, go. -All the way."
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"Can I talk to you for a second in private?"
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"Ugh, fine."
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"What is it?"
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"Tim, you know I'm terrified of haunted houses."
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"Even as a kid, I had a spook problem."
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"Boys would come up and say, "Boo!""
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"and I would scream and cry, and they'd say,"
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""Oh, look at that big, fat pussy."
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"You can even handle a boo.""
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"Eric, you got to get over these fears."
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"Anyway, I'm thinking about keeping the spook levels"
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"on this haunted house down to a five."
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"Any chance we could go down to four?"
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"I got to keep it at five, but here's my counter offer."
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"Youmake your world-famous crab dip"
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"as a treat for anybody that makes it through"
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"our Beef House of Horrors."
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"Everyone does love my crab dip,"
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"and it would kinda take the edges off"
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"this spooky haunted house.Hey, Ron! Good news."
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"We're turning the Beef house into a haunted house."
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"Wouldn't be too hard to put up some cobwebs,"
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"a couple Goddamn spiders,"
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"a couple of bats, some shit like that?"
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"We'll hook this place up."
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"I was supposed to say, "spook this place up.""
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"♪ Beef House"
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"♪ Beef House"
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"♪ Beef"
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"Hey, babe."
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"I'm not sure if the Rimwood Open House Block Party"
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"is on your radar, but I just came"
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"from a pretty cool strategy sesh downstairs,"
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"just the Beef boys, and Tim imagineered the concept"
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"of a haunted house through the living room."
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"Uh, it's not gonna be too scary, so don't worry,"
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"but we're probably gonna have to block the entrances"
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"to the stairs for about three weeks."
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"The big takeaway was Tim gave me the green light"
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"to make my world-famous crab dip."
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"It's gonna be a wonderful block party."
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"Um, hello? Earth to Megan."
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"You've got to be kidding me."
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"You can see that I am deep in research"
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"for tomorrow's double homicide case,"
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"and you are interrupting me about stupid crab dip!"
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"It's not stupid crab dip, Megan. The Beef Boys love it."
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"Get this through your thick skull."
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"I am working and paying bills for you"
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"and those dumbasses to play dress-up."
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"Just get out of here, leave me alone, please."
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"Fine, I'll go get Tim his pills and milk."
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"At least heneeds me."
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"Thank God for Tim."
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"Go."
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"Beef."
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"Alright. Looking good."
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"Hey, you know what'll kick this shit up a notch?"
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"A big-old bucket of blood --"
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"smear that shit all over the place."
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"Well, wait a minute, now, Ron. I'd made a promise to Eric"
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"that we wouldn't make this haunted house too spooky."
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"Okay, I'll tell you what."
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"How about..."
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"a little bit of blood?"
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"You got a deal.Alright. Alright."
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"I know it'll take a Goddamn cup."
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"103, 104, 105, 106, darn it."
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"That's just not enough jumbo lump crab."
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"Yo, Eric, I need some corn syrup and some red dye."
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"You got any of that shit?Yeah, check up in the cupboard."
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"Alrighty.While you're up there,"
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"do you see any other cans of jumbo lump crab?"
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"Hmm, no crab,"
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"but, you know,"
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"when your mom lived here,"
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"before the suicide,"
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"she kept a ton of that lump crab meat down in the cellar."
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"She was always prepared, wasn't she?"
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"Yeah, I just wish we had been prepared for her"
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"to take her own life, man."
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"Why did she do it?I don't know, man."
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"At least you still got the Beef Boys. You're right."
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"Hey, love you, man.Love you, too, so much."
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"We're here for you if you need us, okay?Thanks. Thank you, buddy."
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"Need any help with your crab dip?"
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"Tennessee, you scared the shit outta me."
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"Hey, can you check in the basement, see if we have any more"
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"of this jumbo lump crab?Okay."
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"There's a presence below."
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"I can't tell if it is lump crab meat"
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"or something more ominous."
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"I will go there now.Thanks, buddy."
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"There's the crab."
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"Hmm, what's this?"
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