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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - Immigrant Song (S05E05)

"Okay, Eric. Get a good look at me in my uniform."
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"Because today- It's my last day wearing it."
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"What? No. No!"
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"Ah! We never got to do the trampoline thing."
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"Hey, I'm done with Catholic school."
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"And my dad fixed it so I can graduate at Point Place with you guys."
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"My best memories are under that skirt."
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"Hey, Mom? Where's Daddy? I need $20."
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"- For what? - In an effort to clean up my act..."
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"I'm buying my own drinks now."
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"Well, he's not home."
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"When Eric told him about his little plan to move away with Donna after graduation..."
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"your father went fishing."
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"- What? - No!"
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"What the big deal? You guys are really freakin' me out."
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"My dad only goes fishing when he's, like, super-pissed."
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"I think something about stabbing a worm over and over again with a hook is, like..."
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"um, therapeutic for him."
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"Yeah. He fished for three whole days when he found out about me and the mayor."
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"- What? - Eric's moving away!"
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"That's right. And that's why your father's angry."
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"This is your way of acting grown up?"
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"Grown-ups don't just leave the comfort of their parents' home to-"
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"to move to a new city and start a life?"
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"Well, maybe not in the 1930s-"
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"'40s-"
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"God, you're so young."
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"Well, I think this is nuts. Don't you just think this is nuts?"
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"- The whole thing is just-just nuts! - [Utensils Clattering]"
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"Mom, I kinda think you're the one who's being-"
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"Oh, if you say I'm nuts, you're going right through that sliding door."
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"I don't enjoy telling you this..."
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"but you just wait until your father gets home."
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"All right. I did enjoy that."
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"This is all your fault."
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"Yeah. Hey, Laurie, uh, quick impression:"
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"Who am I? "Hey, Eric, why don't you tell Dad you're moving after graduation..."
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"so he'll kill you and I can reclaim my rightful place as the chosen one?""
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"[Mouths Word]"
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"Eric, you don't understand. This time I actually meant well."
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"That's what you said at the county fair after you locked me in the Porta-Potty with a goat."
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"- He was friendly. - He was horny!"
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"- Hey, Jackie. - [Groans]"
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"- Michael, what do you want? - I think the question is, what do you want?"
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"And I'm pretty sure the answer is pink jelly beans."
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"Now, they used to be pink and white jelly beans, but I ate all the white ones..."
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"'cause I know you don't like things that taste white."
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"Okay. Look. Michael, just because Steven and I broke up..."
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"does not mean I want you throwing yourself at me."
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"Whoa. Jackie, this is the new and improved Michael."
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"Okay? I'm not throwing anything at you except for happy thoughts and jelly beans."
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"Like, sex is, like, the furthest thing from my mind."
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"So- [Sighs]"
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"It's really over between you two, huh?"
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"Yeah. Yeah, I think it is."
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"- So why do we still have clothes on? - Oh, God. Michael, get out!"
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"Oh, Jackie, I'm talking about our emotional clothes."
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"Okay, look, I know I've made mistakes in the past, okay?"
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"But I've changed, and I just want you to get to know the new me."
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"Yeah, the new you, huh? What does the new you cheat with-"
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"every skank who throws her fat, furry butt at you?"
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"Jackie, no one I ever cheated with had a fat, furry butt!"
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"If anything, it was one or the other."
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"But look, all that is over, okay? It's finito, the end-o."
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"- I don't believe you. - Well, it's the truth."
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"Okay. Fine. Michael, whatever."
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"- Okay? Let's just see how things go from here. - Great. Let's get naked."
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"- Oh! Michael! - No, like, friendly naked- like two girls in a sauna."
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"[Chuckling] You are such a freak."
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"Okay, look, just-At least take a jelly bean? Okay? I bought 'em just for you."
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"Well, that was very sweet."
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"There you are. Give me back my jelly beans, you son of a bitch!"
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"(Rock Group Singing)"
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"(Ends)"
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"Hello, Wisconsin!"
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"Okay, now cross and uncross your legs."
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"Um-"
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"Hmm-"
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"Hmm, okay, now make a face like-"
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"like, "Oops, did I do something bad?""
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"[Shutter Clicking]"
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"Okay, now-now crawl to me. Good. Good."
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"Now crawl away from me. Ooh, sexy."
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"Come on, Donna. Throw him a bone, huh? There's only so much satisfaction..."
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"the kid can get from the back of a panty hose package."
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"Yes, Donna. I have a lot to do. After this..."
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"I have to get Lindsay Wolfe to sign my yearbook..."
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"then show her that she's actually signed a pledge to do it with me three times."
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"Why three?"
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"Well, because the first time I'll be nervous..."
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"and then the second time I'll have to please her because I got nervous."
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"But then the third time- the third time is when I get funky."
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"- Jackie- - No, no. Steven, I'm not here to see you."
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"Okay? I'm just here to see Donna."
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"Look, I told you I'm sorry, and I made a mistake. Can we just talk, please?"
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"Talk about what? You cheated on me. Okay? It's over. I feel nothing."
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"Ooh, bitchy."
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"You know what? Donna, I'll just see you next door."
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"- [Clatters] - Ouch! - Are you okay?"
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"Fez!"
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"Panties! Panties!"
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"- [Strains] - Ah."
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"The sacred senior prank where we vandalize the water tower."
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"I've been waiting for this moment since..."
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"well, the last time we vandalized the water tower."
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"So, Hyde..."
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"gaveJackie some jelly beans today."
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"- Who cares? - Yeah, well, you should, because they were pink..."
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"and that is the bean of love."
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"And I got her that particular bean because I never stopped loving her."
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"Yeah, well, you stopped long enough to cheat on her with Pam Macy, Laurie and Annette."
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"- Who else am I forgetting? - [Chortles] There were many others."
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"But you cheated on her with a nurse."
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"It was a misunderstanding that you caused."
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"- That's it. Let's go. - Oh, yeah? I'm ready."
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"I hope you got that nurse's number. You're gonna need it when I'm done."
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"Hey, stop it. Stop it."
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"You two need to grow up and start painting genitals on the water tower."
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"- Fine. I'll be over here. - Fine. I'll be over here."
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"Well, since I have never seen another man's genitals, I'll have to paint my own."
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