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Clips from Galavant - Joust Friends (S01E01)

"What an easy journey this has been."
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"So peaceful."
Galavant
"Too peaceful."
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"My hero!"
Galavant
"Madalena? But I'm coming to rescue you."
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"I've missed you, Gal."
Galavant
"I've missed you, too, darling."
Galavant
"But I don't understand. Why did you leave me for..."
Galavant
"Who? Me?"
Galavant
"Mm, still stings, doesn't it, hero?"
Galavant
"Actually, I have a question."
Galavant
"How can you be a hero if you're not wearing any pants?"
Galavant
"Hero, my ass."
Galavant
"You've lost it, Galavant."
Galavant
"Now, if you'll excuse me, we have to go get freaky."
Galavant
"N-o-o-o-o!"
Galavant
"You've been screaming like a castrated hyena"
Galavant
"for the past 10 minutes."
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"Ah, my pants are on."
Galavant
"My pants are definitely on."
Galavant
"You've still got it."
Galavant
"Okay, Gang. It's time to go."
Galavant
"Adventure awaits."
Galavant
"Wait, now, hold..."
Galavant
"Wait. What was that?"
Galavant
"What? Never mind."
Galavant
"No, really. I mean how?"
Galavant
"Holy I'm out of shape."
Galavant
"Ohh, my tummy hurts."
Galavant
"Whew!"
Galavant
"That was a long song."
Galavant
"Galavant - 01x02 Joust Friends"
Galavant
"Princess, can we swap horses?"
Galavant
"Yours looks so much softer."
Galavant
"What is wrong with you?"
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"All you've done since we've left is complain."
Galavant
"You're supposed to be a bloody hero."
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"And I've got every intention of being one, Princess."
Galavant
"I'm gonna save Madalena, I'm gonna get your kingdom back."
Galavant
"There's gonna be some pretty legendary hero-ing"
Galavant
"happening around here pretty damn soon."
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"It's gonna be dark soon,"
Galavant
"and this road is gonna be filled with bad guys"
Galavant
"who would like nothing more than to have their way"
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"with your tight, brown body."
Galavant
"How dare you!"
Galavant
"- I was talking to Sid. - What?"
Galavant
"I say we find a tavern and hunker down for the night."
Galavant
"And how do you plan on paying for anything, hmm?"
Galavant
"We have a priceless jewel we can't spend and a 6-foot hero we can't eat."
Galavant
"Or... "Joust! 1,000 shillings grand prize"!"
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"Cha-ching!"
Galavant
"Hmm. Mm-mm."
Galavant
"Mm-hmm."
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"Catapult at the ready."
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"Catapult."
Galavant
"Mmm!"
Galavant
"More, more. More?"
Galavant
"Which... which? This one, this one."
Galavant
"Mm. Mm-hmm. This one's coming on horseback."
Galavant
"Oh. Here."
Galavant
"Chef!"
Galavant
"Why don't you let the king feed himself in front of his wife?"
Galavant
"She's watching."
Galavant
"Mm."
Galavant
"Open your drawbridge! Here comes the cannonball!"
Galavant
"Ohh! Ew!"
Galavant
"There's fat on this piece. I don't like it."
Galavant
"Take it out."
Galavant
"All right. All right."
Galavant
"Right. Okay. Well..."
Galavant
"That's going to do it for me."
Galavant
"But, darling, you've barely touched your roast peacock."
Galavant
"Chef, be a doll and shove a few more cannonballs down my husband's throat."
Galavant
"I'm growing weary of his voice."
Galavant
"Never start a marriage with a kidnapping."
Galavant
"Both of you promise me that right now."
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"- Yeah, we promise, My King. - Rock-solid advice, My King."
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"Still, it's fine."
Galavant
"I'm sure once I kill Galavant in front of her, she'll change her tune."
Galavant
"What's with the awkward silence?"
Galavant
"Uh, it's..."
Galavant
"- What? - No, it's nothing."
Galavant
"Speak."
Galavant
"Well, um, I just think..."
Galavant
"And I say this very respectfully, Sire..."
Galavant
"You got to man up."
Galavant
"You got to butch up for her a little bit."
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"- Me? - Yeah!"
Galavant
"I'm sorry, Gareth."
Galavant
"I am Mr. Butch!"
Galavant
"Oh, poop!"
Galavant
"I got gravy on my tummy flowers."
Galavant
"Oh, my God. You're right."
Galavant
"Come with me, Sire."
Galavant
"Holy cow! This is your room?!"
Galavant
"What's that smell?"
Galavant
"Testosterone."
Galavant
"Mmm. Musky."
Galavant
"Look, if you want your wife to respect you,"
Galavant
"you've got to earn her respect."
Galavant
"You need to man up."
Galavant
"I wouldn't even know where to begin."
Galavant
"Well, it just so happens"
Galavant
"you're talking to the professor in the art of manhood."
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"- And I'm gonna give you a makeover. - Gareth, I cannot thank you enough."
Galavant
"Come here, you!"
Galavant
"Hey, I've only ever hugged one man in my life,"
Galavant
"and it was the day my father died."
Galavant
"I squeezed that rotten bastard to death."
Galavant
"Right. We'll hug later. Good talk."
Galavant
"This is a terrible idea."
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"May I present a late entry to the joust,"
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"- the Lord of the Sword... - Sid."
Galavant
"This is Galavant. He wants to joust."
Galavant
"Sir Galavant? An honor."
Galavant
"I'll just need 100 shillings for your entry fee,"
Galavant
"and we'll get you signed in."
Galavant
"Well, who do we have here?"
Galavant
"Hello, Jean Hamm."
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