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Clips from Cheers - Tan 'N' Wash (S05E05)

I pray to god You don't Do this!"

"I pray to god You don't Do this!""

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You call that A warning?

"You call that A warning?"

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Hey, i predicted this.

"Hey, i predicted this."

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You guys are nervous nellies

"You guys are nervous nellies"

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And you're trying to Blame it all on me.

"And you're trying to Blame it all on me."

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I want out, norm.

"I want out, norm."

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Me, too.

"Me, too."

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Who wants a tan In the winter anyway?

"Who wants a tan In the winter anyway?"

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Wait. This is not The smart move.

"Wait. This is not The smart move."

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You got to hang in there.

"You got to hang in there."

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You got to roll with The punches, all right?

"You got to roll with The punches, all right?"

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You're gonna Roll with the Punches

"You're gonna Roll with the Punches"

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If you don't Get us out of this.

"If you don't Get us out of this."

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I just Don't think

"I just Don't think"

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We were cut out For it.

"We were cut out For it."

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Apparently not, All right.

"Apparently not, All right."

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Jeez. Have it your way, Guys, ok?

"Jeez. Have it your way, Guys, ok?"

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All right, Tell you what, ok?

"All right, Tell you what, ok?"

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I'll personally Buy out your shares, All right?

"I'll personally Buy out your shares, All right?"

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I'll have your checks In the mail within a week.

"I'll have your checks In the mail within a week."

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Stupid mistake.

"Stupid mistake."

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Stupid. Stupid.

"Stupid. Stupid."

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Woo! Boy! Still snowing out there.

"Woo! Boy! Still snowing out there."

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Yeah, and every flake Means another buck

"Yeah, and every flake Means another buck"

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In norm's pocket.

"In norm's pocket."

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You guys still moaning Because norm hit the jackpot And you didn't?

"You guys still moaning Because norm hit the jackpot And you didn't?"

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Hey, come on, paul, Give us some credit For being adults.

"Hey, come on, paul, Give us some credit For being adults."

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Hey, what do you say We toilet paper His house?

"Hey, what do you say We toilet paper His house?"

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Nah. It would Only make it Look better.

"Nah. It would Only make it Look better."

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Sam, excuse me, May i have your ear For a moment?

"Sam, excuse me, May i have your ear For a moment?"

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Sure, just Don't leave Any bite marks.

"Sure, just Don't leave Any bite marks."

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Sam, i've decided

"Sam, i've decided"

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To break off My relationship With chad.

"To break off My relationship With chad."

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Who?

"Who?"

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What an actor you are.

"What an actor you are."

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If you hadn't Chosen bartending,

"If you hadn't Chosen bartending,"

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You could well have had A career in the theater.

"You could well have had A career in the theater."

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Or as a model.

"Or as a model."

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Anyway...

"Anyway..."

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You needn't continue

"You needn't continue"

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This charade Of nonchalance.

"This charade Of nonchalance."

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I'm ending My affaire de coeur

"I'm ending My affaire de coeur"

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Because i can sense How it's secretly Gnawing away at you.

"Because i can sense How it's secretly Gnawing away at you."

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Ok. All right.

"Ok. All right."

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I'm glad.

"I'm glad."

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All i've been able To think about Is you and chad

"All i've been able To think about Is you and chad"

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In your apartment,

"In your apartment,"

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In his car, On the stairs,

"In his car, On the stairs,"

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Doing things Even we never did.

"Doing things Even we never did."

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I can't eat. I can't sleep.

"I can't eat. I can't sleep."

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Oh, sam. Really?

"Oh, sam. Really?"

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Gee, maybe i could've Been an actor. Oh!

"Gee, maybe i could've Been an actor. Oh!"

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Afternoon, everybody.

"Afternoon, everybody."

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Norm!

"Norm!"

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Norman.

"Norman."

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How do you feeling Today, norm?

"How do you feeling Today, norm?"

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Rich and thirsty. Pour me a beer.

"Rich and thirsty. Pour me a beer."

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Yes, sir, Mr. Peterson.

"Yes, sir, Mr. Peterson."

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Boy, you sure have gotten Successful, huh?

"Boy, you sure have gotten Successful, huh?"

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Well, woody, You know what They say about success.

"Well, woody, You know what They say about success."

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It's 1% inspiration And 99% perspiration.

"It's 1% inspiration And 99% perspiration."

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So's your shirt!

"So's your shirt!"

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Yeah. You know what else They say about success, Mr. Rockeflounder...

"Yeah. You know what else They say about success, Mr. Rockeflounder..."

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It's lonely At the top.

"It's lonely At the top."

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Yeah, but the food's Better, cliff.

"Yeah, but the food's Better, cliff."

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You don't have To rub our noses In it, man.

"You don't have To rub our noses In it, man."

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I mean, we're Your friends After all.

"I mean, we're Your friends After all."

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Friends? You call Yourselves friends?

"Friends? You call Yourselves friends?"

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The last 4 or 5 times I've walked in here,

"The last 4 or 5 times I've walked in here,"

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You treat me as if I've done something wrong,

"You treat me as if I've done something wrong,"

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You know, Not one of you guys

"You know, Not one of you guys"

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Has bothered to Congratulate me For my success,

"Has bothered to Congratulate me For my success,"

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Which i might add You all had a chance To share in.

"Which i might add You all had a chance To share in."

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Maybe i should just take My refreshment business Elsewhere.

"Maybe i should just take My refreshment business Elsewhere."

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To think of All the hours I wasted in here

"To think of All the hours I wasted in here"

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When i could've been Wasting them somewhere else.

"When i could've been Wasting them somewhere else."

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Norman, norman,

"Norman, norman,"

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Please don't leave.

"Please don't leave."

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We're taking it Out on you,

"We're taking it Out on you,"

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But we're really Mad at ourselves.

"But we're really Mad at ourselves."

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The hostility you're Feeling is for our Own stupidity

"The hostility you're Feeling is for our Own stupidity"

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Of bailing out Of this project.

"Of bailing out Of this project."

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Right, everyone?

"Right, everyone?"

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You guys are beautiful.

"You guys are beautiful."

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Well, come on, Wait a second.

"Well, come on, Wait a second."

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Come on back here.

"Come on back here."

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We've been acting Like creeps, normie.

"We've been acting Like creeps, normie."

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Carla: i'll fluff up Your favorite stool.

"Carla: i'll fluff up Your favorite stool."

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I'll open a fresh bag Of pretzels.

"I'll open a fresh bag Of pretzels."

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I'll pour you A beer just the way You like it--

"I'll pour you A beer just the way You like it--"

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Within reach.

"Within reach."

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What we're trying To say here is...

"What we're trying To say here is..."

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We're sorry.

"We're sorry."

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You had the guts To stick it out,

"You had the guts To stick it out,"

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And we didn't.

"And we didn't."

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You deserve All the success.

"You deserve All the success."

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Thank you, sam. I'm really glad To hear that

"Thank you, sam. I'm really glad To hear that"

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Because i have A little surprise With you guys.

"Because i have A little surprise With you guys."

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I never took you out Of tan 'n' wash.

"I never took you out Of tan 'n' wash."

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Here are your first Dividend checks, Right?

"Here are your first Dividend checks, Right?"

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Oh, norman!

"Oh, norman!"

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Serious?

"Serious?"

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* For he's A jolly good fellow *

"* For he's A jolly good fellow *"

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* For he's A jolly good fellow *

"* For he's A jolly good fellow *"

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* For he's A jolly good... *

"* For he's A jolly good... *"

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[Rings]

"[Rings]"

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Cheers. It's for you.

"Cheers. It's for you."

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Put them on hold.

"Put them on hold."

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* Which nobody can deny **

"* Which nobody can deny **"

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Hey, all right!

"Hey, all right!"

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Look, it's snowing Even harder out now.

"Look, it's snowing Even harder out now."

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Oh, it's a harbinger Of good fortune!

"Oh, it's a harbinger Of good fortune!"

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You said it, bum butt!

"You said it, bum butt!"

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Snow today Means dough tomorrow!

"Snow today Means dough tomorrow!"

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Let's carry Mr. Peterson around the Bar on our shoulders,

"Let's carry Mr. Peterson around the Bar on our shoulders,"

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And then go play In the snow.

"And then go play In the snow."

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Let's go play In the snow!

"Let's go play In the snow!"

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Hold it! Hold it!

"Hold it! Hold it!"

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Last one out's A clavin!

"Last one out's A clavin!"

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You're not gonna Get me this time!

"You're not gonna Get me this time!"

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