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Clips from Cheers - Tan 'N' Wash (S05E05)

Summer tans Are fading.

"Summer tans Are fading."

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Winter's coming.

"Winter's coming."

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It's always dirty Clothes season.

"It's always dirty Clothes season."

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It's gonna be The hottest place In town.

"It's gonna be The hottest place In town."

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I'm glad you're already Thinking about arson.

"I'm glad you're already Thinking about arson."

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Don't listen to them, Norman.

"Don't listen to them, Norman."

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Never be deterred By the mindless jibes Of the ignorant masses.

"Never be deterred By the mindless jibes Of the ignorant masses."

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Those ignorant Masses are gonna be Our customers.

"Those ignorant Masses are gonna be Our customers."

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I'll be there With bells on.

"I'll be there With bells on."

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Everyone will be there, Buddy,

"Everyone will be there, Buddy,"

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Fluffing, folding, Relaxing happily

"Fluffing, folding, Relaxing happily"

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Beneath The healthful rays

"Beneath The healthful rays"

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Of a federally-approved Uva bronzing unit.

"Of a federally-approved Uva bronzing unit."

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Normie, i got to say, It's the silliest,

"Normie, i got to say, It's the silliest,"

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Most harebrained scheme I've ever heard of.

"Most harebrained scheme I've ever heard of."

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Well, i got to go.

"Well, i got to go."

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Normie, walk me out.

"Normie, walk me out."

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I'm not leaving Yet, cliff.

"I'm not leaving Yet, cliff."

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Neither am i.

"Neither am i."

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Come on. I want in.

"Come on. I want in."

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In what?

"In what?"

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Don't be naive. Put me up for five shares.

"Don't be naive. Put me up for five shares."

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No, no.

"No, no."

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Investments Are risky, cliff.

"Investments Are risky, cliff."

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I never do business With friends, all right?

"I never do business With friends, all right?"

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Besides, it's 200 Bucks a share.

"Besides, it's 200 Bucks a share."

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Put me down for five, too, Will you?

"Put me down for five, too, Will you?"

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Great. Now the cat's Out of the bag.

"Great. Now the cat's Out of the bag."

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I think you're all crazy.

"I think you're all crazy."

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But if clavin makes big bucks And i don't,

"But if clavin makes big bucks And i don't,"

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I'll won't be able to Live with the shame.

"I'll won't be able to Live with the shame."

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Give me a share.

"Give me a share."

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Me, too. Me, too!

"Me, too. Me, too!"

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You, diane, laying bets On a laundry?

"You, diane, laying bets On a laundry?"

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Well, in my case, It's not a gamble,

"Well, in my case, It's not a gamble,"

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But rather a show Of faith

"But rather a show Of faith"

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In our great free Enterprise system.

"In our great free Enterprise system."

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Yes, even diane chambers Isn't immune

"Yes, even diane chambers Isn't immune"

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To the renaissance Of american Patriotism

"To the renaissance Of american Patriotism"

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In the 1980s.

"In the 1980s."

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Although i hasten To remind you

"Although i hasten To remind you"

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This doesn't imply Any shifting of My support

"This doesn't imply Any shifting of My support"

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Toward the current Administration.

"Toward the current Administration."

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I hope nobody's looking For a silent partner.

"I hope nobody's looking For a silent partner."

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Diane, you shouldn't Be investing

"Diane, you shouldn't Be investing"

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In a tanning salon.

"In a tanning salon."

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You ought to be using one.

"You ought to be using one."

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You got skin the color Of elmer's glue.

"You got skin the color Of elmer's glue."

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I happen to have

"I happen to have"

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What restoration poets Referred to as Alabaster skin.

"What restoration poets Referred to as Alabaster skin."

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Well, at least your Hair looks nice.

"Well, at least your Hair looks nice."

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Besides, With my rendezvous With chad coming up,

"Besides, With my rendezvous With chad coming up,"

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I can't Risk freckling.

"I can't Risk freckling."

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Why not? If it got boring, You could always play Connect-the-dots.

"Why not? If it got boring, You could always play Connect-the-dots."

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God, How this must Torment you.

"God, How this must Torment you."

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Come on, norm, Are you gonna Let us in or not?

"Come on, norm, Are you gonna Let us in or not?"

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Let's change The subject, All right?

"Let's change The subject, All right?"

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Hey, he's trying To sidetrack us.

"Hey, he's trying To sidetrack us."

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This thing must be A gold mine.

"This thing must be A gold mine."

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Hey, normie. Correct me if i'm wrong,

"Hey, normie. Correct me if i'm wrong,"

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But yesterday You had a letter

"But yesterday You had a letter"

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You needed mailed. I did it.

"You needed mailed. I did it."

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You could at least Return the favor.

"You could at least Return the favor."

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Cliffie, That's your job.

"Cliffie, That's your job."

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Well, all right, Then as one professional To another,

"Well, all right, Then as one professional To another,"

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Come on, norm!

"Come on, norm!"

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I know what's Gonna happen!

"I know what's Gonna happen!"

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Something's Gonna go wrong,

"Something's Gonna go wrong,"

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You're all gonna Blame me.

"You're all gonna Blame me."

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No way!

"No way!"

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All right. Well, what the heck.

"All right. Well, what the heck."

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Hey, wood, You want in?

"Hey, wood, You want in?"

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I don't think so.

"I don't think so."

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You know, When i left home,

"You know, When i left home,"

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My father gave me Some very sound advice.

"My father gave me Some very sound advice."

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Never trust a man

"Never trust a man"

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Who can't look you In the eye,

"Who can't look you In the eye,"

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Never talk When you can listen,

"Never talk When you can listen,"

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And never spend Venture capital

"And never spend Venture capital"

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On a limited partnership

"On a limited partnership"

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Without a detailed analytical Fiduciary prospectus.

"Without a detailed analytical Fiduciary prospectus."

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Afternoon, everybody.

"Afternoon, everybody."

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Norm! Norm! Norm!

"Norm! Norm! Norm!"

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Hey, norm, How's the world Been treating you?

"Hey, norm, How's the world Been treating you?"

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Like a baby Treats a diaper.

"Like a baby Treats a diaper."

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So...

"So..."

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What's the deal With the tan 'n' wash?

"What's the deal With the tan 'n' wash?"

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For a new business, I'd say

"For a new business, I'd say"

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Tan 'n' wash Is doing as well as Could be expected.

"Tan 'n' wash Is doing as well as Could be expected."

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Oh, yeah? I dropped By this morning.

"Oh, yeah? I dropped By this morning."

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The only customer In the place

"The only customer In the place"

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Was a lonely woman Kicking the hell out of A jammed change machine.

"Was a lonely woman Kicking the hell out of A jammed change machine."

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Oh, come on.

"Oh, come on."

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By the way, You owe me a quarter And a new pair of shoes.

"By the way, You owe me a quarter And a new pair of shoes."

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Patience, carla. All right? Patience.

"Patience, carla. All right? Patience."

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There are gray skies On the horizon.

"There are gray skies On the horizon."

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Yeah, it's gonna get Cold and damp And miserable.

"Yeah, it's gonna get Cold and damp And miserable."

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We'll be wading In customers.

"We'll be wading In customers."

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I think we're wading In something right now.

"I think we're wading In something right now."

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I've worked out A great new Promotional campaign.

"I've worked out A great new Promotional campaign."

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Promotional Campaign?

"Promotional Campaign?"

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[Wolf whistles]

"[Wolf whistles]"

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Hey, hey!

"Hey, hey!"

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Check out mr. Tan There!

"Check out mr. Tan There!"

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Say, sammy, did you Just fly to the tropics

"Say, sammy, did you Just fly to the tropics"

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And spend a week And thousands of Dollars

"And spend a week And thousands of Dollars"

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Under the blazing Unhealthy sun?

"Under the blazing Unhealthy sun?"

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No, norm. No, i just Spent my lunch hour

"No, norm. No, i just Spent my lunch hour"

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Under some healthful Federally-approved uva rays At the tan 'n' wash.

"Under some healthful Federally-approved uva rays At the tan 'n' wash."

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Say, those clothes are Really looking clean there.

"Say, those clothes are Really looking clean there."

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Well, Thank you, norm.

"Well, Thank you, norm."

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Now, is it true That with these coupons

"Now, is it true That with these coupons"

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Anyone can get 25% off On their first 5 visits?

"Anyone can get 25% off On their first 5 visits?"

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Well, That's what i hear. Great!

"Well, That's what i hear. Great!"

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Well!

"Well!"

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I tell you...

"I tell you..."

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Is that cliff clavin Or is that don ho?

"Is that cliff clavin Or is that don ho?"

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Where you been, Buddy?

"Where you been, Buddy?"

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Some faraway Island resort?

"Some faraway Island resort?"

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Easy mistake there. But no, i got this tan Right here in beantown.

"Easy mistake there. But no, i got this tan Right here in beantown."

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