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Clips from Weeds - Felling and Swamping (S06E06)

"A whole bunch of them. Nine-volt, D, double-A, triple-A."
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"Done this before?"
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"Nova Scotia, summer of '89. I'll be frank, this is my wheelhouse."
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"I'm the king of off-grid living."
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"Inflatable kayaks!"
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"Okay, we got a line."
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"Wow. Victoria's Secret."
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"Lumber Liquidators."
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"Hooters? No Hooters? Hooters!"
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"You want cash back?"
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"Hit 9,999."
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"Max is 80."
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"Got any wiggle room there, Jazzmine?"
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"80 per transaction."
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"I could void transaction and ring everything separate if you want."
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"Can we do that?"
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"Supposed to get manager's approval,"
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"but I know how to fake it."
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"What..."
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"I'm the chosen one of Warrior Gryphon."
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"Cool."
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"You have pretty skin."
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"Thank you."
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"The road, man."
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"Adventures on the road."
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"I told you we should've stacked the diapers on the bottom."
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"You. Out. Now."
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"Oh, man. I was wondering when she was gonna blow."
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"Yeah. She's pretty pissed."
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"Well, he bludgeoned a woman to death with a mallet."
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"He should be chastised."
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"Listen."
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"What you did was not okay."
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"It was dangerous and foolish, and now we're all paying for it."
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"Well, that's no way to say thank you."
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"- What? - I saved your ass."
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"I saved all our asses."
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"Oh, shit."
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"Do you even hear yourself? You're a kid."
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"You're supposed to be out playing baseball,"
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"not clubbing people to death."
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"I'm the mother. I decide who gets clubbed."
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"I do the clubbing, not you."
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"When you're 18... 21... Feel free to take a stick..."
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"- Croquet mallet! - Whatever sporting good you desire,"
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"club whoever you like, go to prison for the rest of your life."
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"But meantime, your only job is to do kid things."
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"Video games, broken curfews, Peeps in the microwave."
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"That was my mess to fix, not yours."
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"Am I grounded?"
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"Empty those pockets."
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"- No! - Do it!"
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"No more sugar for you."
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"But you're glad I did it."
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"I'm glad it was done, not by you."
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"Don't smile. Turn around."
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"Don't do it again!"
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"Go."
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"Okay. Time for Uncle Andy's guide to living off the grid."
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"Step one, kill your old identity."
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"From here on in, the Botwins are dead."
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"That means no contacting friends or family."
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"We don't have any friends or family."
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"I'm friends with Isabelle."
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"You can't contact Isabelle, honey. Sorry."
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"Well, that means you can't contact Celia."
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"No problem."
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"Moving on."
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"Step two, establishing new identities."
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"Where are we going?"
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"If we get on the 84 in Portland, it'll take us back to the 80."
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"We're not going to Pittsburgh. We're going to"
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"Canada."
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"- Canada? This is bullshit. - No, it isn't."
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"We killed someone very important, and we don't have Esteban to help us."
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"- "We"? - He killed someone,"
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"and we're not even sure if anyone is following us."
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"Psychopath."
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"Esteban's not gonna be happy that you took his child."
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"- My child. And your brother. - Half."
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"Let's not make that distinction, okay? It's petty."
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"- Shane, honey, get us to Canada. - Keep going north."
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"What the hell is in Canada?"
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"Distance between us and what happened last night."
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"We could drive to Alaska or Argentina, both good places to disappear."
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"Panama Canal! Let's do a Seven Wonders tour!"
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"Sorry. No Wonders."
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"Argentina requires going through Mexico, which is out of the question."
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"Alaska, however, is still on the table."
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"- No, it's not. - Why?"
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"Long story involving a cannery foreman in Kodiak"
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"and a knife fight in a salmon smokehouse."
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""If I ever catch you in this state again...""
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"It's not worth talking about."
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"Right."
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"How are we supposed to buy anything with not much U.S. Cash and no credit cards?"
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"In Canada?"
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"Not rebuilding yet. Still fleeing."
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"Need time to work out the details."
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"I should've gotten out back in California."
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"Watch your movie, sweetheart."
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"The Dodge Caravan's third-row split-bench seating"
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"may also be flipped completely rearward"
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"for convenient, comfortable tailgate seating."
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"- You, back. Me, front. - No."
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"I'm not asking. I'm telling."
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"How about a "please"?"
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"How about respect and fear for your fucking mother?"
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"- Switch with me. - No. No. I'm more than capable..."
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"Don't! Off! She's coming. Be cool."
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"Well, all right, good folks, let's just do the drill."
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"Passports and where you from, where you headed?"
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"We are from Californ-l-A, headed..."
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"- To Calgary. - Yeah."
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"You just missed the Stampede."
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"So, how do y'all know each other, and what brings you to Calgary?"
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"- These are my sons. - Well, my wife and I..."
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"We're headed to a birthday party, my great uncle's."
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"It's at a nursing home. Silas."
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"92 years young."
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