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Clips from Weeds - Felling and Swamping (S06E06)

"And it's tonight at 8:00."
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"Gordon Lightfoot's playing."
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"He's never met the baby."
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"Let's see the little bundle of love."
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"Four months. Stevie. Hold him up, honey. Hold him up."
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"Let's see his face."
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"Let's just take a peek at the little tyke's birth certificate,"
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"and I'll get you on your way."
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"I think you've got it."
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"No. Must be in your purse, sweetheart."
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"Yeah, I don't..."
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"I don't see it."
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"Someone's in the doghouse."
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"Do we really need it? He's obviously got his father's smile."
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"Stop, sweetie. His smile is all yours."
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"I think the eyes are mine. The chin is yours."
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"I'm not sure that I agree."
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"I'm real sorry, folks."
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"I can't let you over without the birth certificate."
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"Look, was he born in the States?"
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"Yes, in a hospital, on the grid."
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"All right, I don't usually do this,"
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"but if you call the hospital and have them fax it over,"
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"I'll get you right through."
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"All right, turn-around point's right up there."
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"- Yeah. - And I'll see you soon!"
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"Okay, thanks."
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"We could put the baby in a cooler,"
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"sedate him with cough syrup, tape it shut,"
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"put tiny air holes in the top."
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"Tiny air holes!"
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"That's the spirit!"
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"You're a murderer, but you got moxie, kid."
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"Now, where can we get a cooler?"
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"- Canada's off. - Why?"
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"Mrs. Reyes, this is Agent Lipschitz from the FBI."
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"We're currently investigating a fatality."
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"Your husband said you and your sons were on vacation."
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"I trust you've remained within U.S. Borders."
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"Please give me a call when you get this. My number is..."
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"What the fuck?"
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"They can trace us from towers! Phones, everyone!"
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"SIM card. Fried. Much simpler. Less destructive."
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"I'm gonna shave my head."
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"You'll be so hardcore."
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"Maybe you should get a switchblade"
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"that flips out of a comb."
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"Or maybe you should just get a comb that looks like a switchblade"
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"so you don't accidentally cut yourself."
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"Shut up! Lick my balls."
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"Don't make me go Pilar on your ass!"
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"Okay."
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"Okay!"
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"All is mellow."
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"Here. New socks."
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"No, don't shave your head."
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"Chicks like something to grab on to."
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"Look for the remote. Maybe Taxi Driver's on."
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"Object lesson."
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"Okay, all right. That was me."
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"Well?"
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"No. No, no."
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"That looks fake and hooker-y. Unless that's what you're going for."
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"Shut up. I like it."
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"New names, family. Who we gonna be?"
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"I always hated "Price.""
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"And "Botwin" was so..."
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"Hey, don't piss on "Botwin.""
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"I just hated always having to spell it."
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"- B-O-T... - We need something meaningful."
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"Metaphoric."
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"Phoenix. Eric Phoenix."
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"No, Clive."
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"Steed. Clive Steed."
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"No, total porn name."
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"You want to choose a name that sounds like your own"
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"so that when people call you, you respond."
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"I'll be Shawn."
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"Shawn Newman."
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"New man."
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""Newman" like Alfred E. Or Paul?"
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"Like Randy. Short People."
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"Yes, I'll be Randy Newman!"
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"N-E-W-M-A-N."
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"Heritage muddy. Jew? Can't tell."
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"Nathalie."
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"French spelling. N-A-T-H. Silent "H.""
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"Nathalie Newman."
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"Stevie, you're Avi."
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"Not that you know your name yet, but you will."
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"I love that you sleep all the time."
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"I know a mother's not supposed to say that, but I do."
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"I'll be Mike."
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"Mike Newman."
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"Okay, Mike."
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"The Newman family."
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"Mike, will you hand me the salt?"
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"Sure, Randy."
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"Shawn, you gonna get a refill?"
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"I don't think so, Mike. Nathalie?"
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""Mom" is fine."
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"Newmans, hand me your old IDs."
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"ATM cards, library cards, everything with your old names."
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"Mike?"
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"Driver's license?"
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"Took me three times to pass the written test."
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"Mike, honey."
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"No. I might need it."
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"What you'll need, Mike, is Mike Newman's driver's license,"
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"which could be a class A, D or M,"
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"meaning Mike's license will allow him to drive trucks"
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"and buses and motorcycles,"
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"which Silas Botwin's pussy license does not."
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"You want to be an ice-road trucker or not?"
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"Okay."
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"Now, let a master get to work."
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"Got the fake-ID guy."
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"Good cover."
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"I'm coming!"
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"Sorry. I had the blender going."
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