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Clips from Mr. Mayor - Mayor Daddy (S02E02)

"Okay, Kwapis, let's hear your pitch."
Mr. Mayor
"Great. Actually, I have ten pitches--"
Mr. Mayor
"- You can do one-- - Four?"
Mr. Mayor
"- One. - 29?"
Mr. Mayor
"- One. - Fine."
Mr. Mayor
"I wrote it out."
Mr. Mayor
"[clears throat] "I get sad when we all fight."
Mr. Mayor
""I think siblings should be nice to their siblings"
Mr. Mayor
"and share things with them.""
Mr. Mayor
"Sure. Yeah."
Mr. Mayor
"And that's your pitch for the City of Los Angeles?"
Mr. Mayor
"Yes, I say we invite all of L. A.'s sister cities to visit"
Mr. Mayor
"because then we can all share ideas."
Mr. Mayor
"Athens has dealt with smog and hosting a recent Olympics."
Mr. Mayor
"Auckland is a leader in gun control and green tech."
Mr. Mayor
"And Split, Croatia?"
Mr. Mayor
"That's where "Game of Thrones" filmed dragon stuff."
Mr. Mayor
"It is time that L.A. got to know its 25 sisters"
Mr. Mayor
"and they got to know their one brother."
Mr. Mayor
"Because L. A. is a boy."
Mr. Mayor
"Jayden that's actually great. It's global,"
Mr. Mayor
"and it shows our commitment to new ideas."
Mr. Mayor
"And, frankly, unlike most I-Team ideas,"
Mr. Mayor
"we could probably do it by the end of the year."
Mr. Mayor
"Almost makes me want to hear your other 28 pitches."
Mr. Mayor
"Idea number two, City Lizard."
Mr. Mayor
"It's like City Bike but with lizards,"
Mr. Mayor
"for Angelenos whose moms are lizard-reluctant."
Mr. Mayor
"Okay, thank you."
Mr. Mayor
"Teri."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, how are you the hardest part of my day?"
Mr. Mayor
"Teri, I just wanted to apologize"
Mr. Mayor
"for overlooking the problems in the shelter"
Mr. Mayor
"and to let you know that we're gonna get"
Mr. Mayor
"a true, accurate count of the unhoused population."
Mr. Mayor
"It won't fix everything,"
Mr. Mayor
"but it's the first step towards real solutions."
Mr. Mayor
"Cool."
Mr. Mayor
"So is this the part in your movie"
Mr. Mayor
"where that KT Tunstall song starts to play?"
Mr. Mayor
"Yeah, you know what? I was lying before."
Mr. Mayor
"Teri isn't that pretty of a name."
Mr. Mayor
"Thank you for that."
Mr. Mayor
"- For what? - You didn't patronize me."
Mr. Mayor
"I miss people feeling comfortable to be"
Mr. Mayor
"low-stakes petty around me."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, low-stakes petty is where I reside."
Mr. Mayor
"Can I tell you how much I hate my sister's baby?"
Mr. Mayor
"If you buy me Sweetgreen."
Mr. Mayor
"- Okay, deal. - Okay."
Mr. Mayor
"So the second that I got this job,"
Mr. Mayor
"she took her first steps, and apparently"
Mr. Mayor
"it was "early for her age"."
Mr. Mayor
"Okay, Vivian, I see you."
Mr. Mayor
"Also, she stays acting like she can't pronounce my name."
Mr. Mayor
"She calls me G-boo."
Mr. Mayor
"That's not even close. G-boo? My name is Mikaela."
Mr. Mayor
"Yeah, I'm also going to be needing"
Mr. Mayor
"a jasmine lemonade, G-boo. - Totally."
Mr. Mayor
"- Good night, everybody. - Good night!"
Mr. Mayor