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Clips from Grand Crew - Wine & Therapy (S01E01)

"My point is therapy can't help you"
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"with your choking issue if you don't take it seriously."
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"You need a therapist where you can focus on yourself"
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"and not their looks, like with my therapist."
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"- Bro, he looks just like you. - He does?"
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"Huh. I don't see it."
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"All I see is a normal, pleasant man"
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"who I have zero romantic tension with."
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"So therapy is just you talking to yourself"
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"in the mirror? Got it."
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"Ooh. That was some good sex."
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"- [chuckles] - What was that move"
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"at the end? It was crazy."
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"I call that the [bleep] windmill."
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"I just took my [bleep] slightly past your [bleep]"
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"and then I [bleep] while you [sustained bleep]."
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"You know..."
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"like a windmill."
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"That makes perfect sense now that you explain it."
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"Very nice. - Yeah."
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"Oh, no. Dang."
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"Where's my phone? - Hold up, I'll call it."
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"Okay."
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"♪ Bow chicka wow-wow"
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"- Oh. - ♪ Bow chicka--"
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""Sex Henry"?"
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"That's all I am to you? - Yes."
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"Oh, you want me to change it to "Great Sex Henry.""
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"Nah, I just thought that we were something more."
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"I mean, we did just hang out on back-to-back nights."
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"Oh, no, the Code."
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"I tried to tell you. So what happened?"
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"Are things done with you and Sex Henry?"
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"No, it's worse."
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"We're exclusive now."
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"So Sex Henry is just Henry?"
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"- I think this is great. - Noah thinks it's great."
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"This is a disaster."
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"Also, Henry wants to go get dinner."
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"Oh, no, no, no."
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"TACS Code 12-Q-- never share a meal."
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"That's one of the most critical codes along with 12-Y."
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"Never let them meet your friends."
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"What then? I need to get him back to casual status."
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"You must have a code for that."
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"Oh, now you want the Code?"
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"Everybody clowns on the Code until they need it."
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"But now-- - Just shut up!"
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"Just shut up and help me!"
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"I'm sorry. No man or woman has ever"
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"made it back to casual."
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"I can go back. I will go back."
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"Back into his arms."
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"- Ow! - Hey, Fay!"
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"- Hey, Sherm. - Nerve, nerve, nerve."
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"Nerve is the word for what you have."
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"It's happening."
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"It's all unfolding like we said it would."
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"Not so fast. Tell me what happened."
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"Okay, Tiff and I went out last night."
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"Things were going well"
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"until we went back to her place."
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"[Tiff giggling]"
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"[thud] [both scream]"
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"I don't understand. You had sex so good"
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"that you broke the bed? How is that a problem?"
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"The dope sex wasn't the problem."
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"But afterwards, this woman had the gall"
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"to send me a Venmo request for half the bedframe."
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"Can you believe that? - Wow."
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"Are you really that cheap? - I'm not cheap."
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"I'm principled. - Kristen and I break the bed"
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"at least twice a year."
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"We take that as a sign of how strong our relationship is."
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"You should split the cost."
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"I agree. If Henry asked me to pay,"
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"I would pay. - 'Cause that's your man now."
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"- Okay, quiet. - All of y'all are children."
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"And I'm a grown up, and I know"
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"I'm not the only person that's had sex in that bed."
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"Would you blame one drop of rain"
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"on turning the whole Statue of Liberty green?"
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"No! - Fay, we tried to warn you."
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"No matter how genuine your efforts are,"
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"that man is impossible."
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"That's funny, because all I see are two strong-headed,"
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"like-minded people proving their compatibility."
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"You've gone mad."
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"Every genius has to be a little crazy."
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"That's how Bill Gates invented texting."
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"So that's it? We're just rewriting history"
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"on the whole Bill Gates thing-- cool."
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"Sherm, you agree that everything was"
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"going great until this moment, yes?"
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"Yes. We broke the bed with our sex."
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"It was both scary and delightful."
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"So then just fix the bedframe."
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"She gets her bed back, you can still see each other,"
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"and you don't have to pay any money."
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"No money."
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"That's what I like to hear."
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"- You cheap. - Principled."
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"Oh, speaking of romantic entanglements, Wyatt, question."
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"What would it mean if my beautiful therapist and I"
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"were ever to be in the same social environment?"
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"This again? Why even let your mind go there?"
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"Because my beautiful therapist just walked"
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"into the bar, and now we're in the same social environment."
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"[smooth R&B beat]"
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"all: Damn!"
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"Right?"
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"Whoo! I cannot believe"
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"my therapist came to the bar. That was nuts."
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"I think you're making this a bigger deal"
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"than what it actually is."
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"Are you serious? Did you even see what happened?"
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"- Noah, hi! - Hey there!"
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"- So? - Aren't they supposed to"
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"ignore you when they see you in public?"
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"Isn't there some law of silence?"
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