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Clips from Grand Crew - Wine & Therapy (S01E01)

"What are you talking about?"
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"There is no law of silence."
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"Nah, I think Noah's right."
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"Remember that scene from "The Sopranos""
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"when Tony sees Dr. Melfi at that restaurant?"
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"Yep. She totally ignores him."
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"Yeah, but not by law."
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"What if Dr. Ten-Out-of-Ten Medicine Woman"
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"is actually into you?"
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"I mean, she was asking me a lot"
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"of personal questions in the last session."
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"That's what therapists do."
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"[mellow beat]"
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"[phone rings]"
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"- Nicky, what's good? - Oh, I'm just calling"
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"to tell you that you need to write an amendment"
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"to the Timeless Advice for Casual Sex Code."
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"Oh, no. What are you doing?"
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"Doubling down. The only way to get Henry back"
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"to cas is if I push the commitment as far as I can"
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"to make him realize how much better he had it."
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"Nicky, what you are talking about is very high risk."
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"If anything goes wrong, you might end up"
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"in a fully committed relationship."
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"You might end up having to introduce him to us."
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"Us, Nicky, your friends."
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"That's a risk I'm willing to take."
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"Oh. Hey, baby, what's all this?"
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"- Baby? - Hi, honey."
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"- Honey? - I made dinner."
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"Dinner? Oh, no, Nicky!"
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"Nicky, now--Nicky, no!"
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"[drill whirring]"
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"All right. See?"
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"Neither of us has to pay for a new bedframe."
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"It's good as new. - Okay, cool."
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"Cool? Can I get like a thank you?"
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"I don't feel as though I should have to say thank you"
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"when what I really wanted was partial compensation"
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"for a new bedframe, not shoddy handiwork."
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"Shoddy handiwork? This bed is sturdy as hell."
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"We broke the bed together."
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"That's a 50/50 act."
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"Every pleasure has its price. That's Socrates."
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"You think I don't know Socrates when I hear him?"
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"Do not do to others what angers you if done to you by others."
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"Also Socrates."
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"I would not make you pay for a new bedframe,"
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"because I think you would have a right to be upset."
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"Whatever. You can pay for school,"
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"but you can't buy class."
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"That's a Jay-Z quote."
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"Nothing you're saying is going over my head."
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"And for the record, I didn't go to college."
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"Neither did I."
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"Oh, damn! It's back on again."
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"Hey. What's up, y'all?"
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"So things have escalated with my hot therapist."
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"She sent me a text. - Ooh."
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"Damn. What'd she say?"
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""Funny running into you the other day."
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"This made me think of you. Smiley emoji.""
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"She's thinking of me. - And she also sent you"
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"an article titled "How to Open Up in Therapy.""
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"Yeah, but that smiley emoji though?"
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"- True. - It's wild."
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"- Yeah - Noah, you want to go"
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"over by that window really quick?"
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"I think I just saw a really cool bird out there."
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"For real? Yeah, I love birds."
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"Where's the bird? Did it fly away?"
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"Ugh, the coolest ones always do."
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"There is no bird. I'm confronting you."
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"What?"
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"Why would you lie about a bird?"
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"I think all this stuff about your hot therapist"
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"is you avoiding your actual issue."
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"Are you kidding me? How would you even know?"
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"Did you talk to her about your dating problems?"
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"I'm not allowed to talk to you about my therapy sessions."
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"Patient-doctor confidentiality."
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"That's not how it works. It's the other way around."
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"Who cares? I'm in therapy."
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"That's what you wanted. Why are you being so uptight?"
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"Because every time I try to tell you something"
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"that you don't want to hear, you immediately dismiss it."
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"- That's not true. - See, this is exactly"
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"how my therapist said you might respond."
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"Oh, so you're talking to your little evil twin"
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"and kee-keeing about me?"
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"No!"
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"Maybe. You're not allowed to know."
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"Patient-doctor confidentiality."
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"I thought you said that's not how it works."
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"Dude, why are you coming at me? - I'm not coming at you."
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"I'm--I'm finally doing what my therapist"
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"encouraged me to do and not avoiding conflict."
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"You know what, maybe you're just jealous"
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"because you need therapy and I don't."
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"I may be jealous of your height,"
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"and I may be jealous of your gorgeous thick head of hair,"
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"but no part of me is jealous of your delusional-ass self."
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"[downtempo hip-hop beat]"
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"♪"
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"There is no bird! - I know!"
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"Are you okay, Noah?"
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"You seem upset."
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"[sighs]"
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"I got into a fight with my best friend, Wyatt."
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"But you know what, this isn't the place for that."
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"[laughs] I'm fine."
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"How are you?"
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"I'm fine."
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"What was the fight about?"
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"It's so dumb."
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"He thinks me being attracted to you"
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"means I'm not working through my real issues in here."
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"- You're attracted to me? - Oh, did I say that?"
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"You are pretty."
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"And I..."
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