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Clips from Grand Crew - Wine & Therapy (S01E01)

"[coughs]"
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"Oh. Oh, my God."
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"[hacks loudly]"
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"She said, "I want a man with a bigger throat.""
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"And then she left. - Oh, no, I'm sorry."
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"Well, you know, I could set you up with someone"
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"who wouldn't judge you for choking on a dinner roll."
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"Really? That's a very specific thing"
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"to know about a person, but I would love to meet--"
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"- It's a therapist. - Damn it!"
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"I should have known. Look,"
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"will you stop with the therapy thing?"
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"What happened to my hype man?"
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"- Hype man? - Yeah, you."
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"The guy I call after dates to hype me up."
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"Don't sweat it, bro."
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"You've got this, brother."
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"Brother!"
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"[air horn blares]"
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"I'm just trying to help."
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"What response do you want from me?"
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"I want you to say I'm good and to call me brother,"
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"and we could just keep laughing and talking like we always do."
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"Okay. You're good, brother."
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"Well, it doesn't work if I force you to say it."
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"I want you to want to say it."
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"The reason why there are therapists"
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"is because they are trained and they provide a safe space"
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"and can say things that friends can't."
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"What is it that you can't say?"
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"Nothing. I'm just saying"
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"maybe I can't say, or I don't know"
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"what I can't say is all I'm saying that I can't say."
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"Are you struggling to avoid conflict again?"
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"- Of course I am. - Look, if I try"
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"this therapy thing, will you please"
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"just go back to normal?"
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"I want my hype man back."
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"Yes, that's all I want."
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"Then I'll do it."
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"Yes, my brother!"
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"Now see, that's the brother I was looking for."
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"♪ Bow chicka wow-wow"
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"Ooh, time to text Sex Henry."
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"Hold up, you're hooking up on back-to-back nights?"
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"Are you looking for a relationship?"
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"No. But if the right guy came along"
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"who was successful, compassionate, juicy butt."
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"I mean, Sex Henry, he's not the full package,"
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"but he is a package, and a woman has needs."
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"This isn't about needs."
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"This is about keeping things casual."
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"And you are in gross violation of the TACS Code."
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"Tax code? What does my income"
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"have to do with any of this?"
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"No, T-A-C-S."
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"Timeless Advice for Casual Sex."
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"Accountants don't have time"
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"for relationships during tax season,"
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"so to keep things casual,"
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"this accountant came up with a list of codes to follow."
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"TACS Code 5-9 clearly states"
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"one must not engage with the same hookup"
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"on back-to-back nights."
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"Back-to-back nights just means"
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"we're on the same page sexually, okay?"
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"TACS Code 8-2, never assume you're on the same sex page."
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"Fay, quit stalling. When you gonna set me up?"
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"- Already did. - Wait, what?"
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"This cab would be better with food."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"both: Especially a slice of pizza."
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"The pizza girl? Oh, she was cool"
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"and fine too."
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"- You said reach hotter. - I finally feel seen."
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"Now here is her phone number and the restaurant"
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"you're gonna meet her at tomorrow night."
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"This is amazing."
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"How did you know we would vibe?"
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"How did you orchestrate all of this?"
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"How is water wet?"
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"I hope you two are taking notes,"
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"because Fay here is putting y'all to shame."
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"Okay. For now."
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"I think it's too early for you to claim victory."
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"And if I were you, Fay, I'd be worried."
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"Hm, is water worried about being wet?"
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"I've seen this before."
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"You're getting too cocky."
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"[hip-hop beat]"
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"[phone chimes]"
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"Noah Coleman?"
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"[smooth R&B beat]"
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"Damn!"
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"I mean, damn. I mean, hi."
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"I mean, yes, I'm Noah."
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"Wyatt, I have to give you major props, man."
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"That therapist you set me up with was great."
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"I'm not surprised. My therapist did say"
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"that she was highly qualified."
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"Yeah, to be on the cover of a magazine."
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"My therapist did say that she was in "Psychology Weekly.""
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"Not that kind of magazine. Like, for hot people."
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"She's hot. - What?"
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"Yeah, she's a baddie. It's silly."
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"Check this out. - Unreal."
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"Good golly."
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"- She take insurance? - She sure does."
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"So you're telling me I can chop it up"
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"with this woman right here, compliments of A-etna?"
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"Maybe therapy ain't so bad after all."
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"All right, calm down, y'all. Noah,"
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"you shouldn't be attracted to your therapist."
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"Don't you think that that can maybe get in the way"
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"of you being real with her?"
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"Oh, I got real."
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"So how are you feeling today?"
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"100% perfect. No issues whatsoever."
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"That was real."
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"Look, I did feel perfect just by her presence."
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