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Clips from Physical - Let's Get This Party Started (S01E01)

Fuck.

"Fuck."

Physical

Steverino. Hey, man.

"Steverino. Hey, man."

Physical

It's Danny Rubin.

"It's Danny Rubin."

Physical

Yeah, yeah, hi. No, I'm doing great. I'm doing great. How about yourself?

"Yeah, yeah, hi. No, I'm doing great. I'm doing great. How about yourself?"

Physical

- Just ask. - Yeah, no. She's great.

"- Just ask. - Yeah, no. She's great."

Physical

They actually are both doing really great.

"They actually are both doing really great."

Physical

You know, we really should try to get them together and see if we...

"You know, we really should try to get them together and see if we..."

Physical

What's that?

"What's that?"

Physical

You did?

"You did?"

Physical

I was... I have a bit of news. I'm gonna be running for office.

"I was... I have a bit of news. I'm gonna be running for office."

Physical

- Ask for money. - It is. It is great.

"- Ask for money. - It is. It is great."

Physical

But, you know, it is also pricey, and so I wanted to...

"But, you know, it is also pricey, and so I wanted to..."

Physical

What? No, yes. Yeah, of course. Absolutely.

"What? No, yes. Yeah, of course. Absolutely."

Physical

All right, well, you tell Becs the same, and I'll talk to you later.

"All right, well, you tell Becs the same, and I'll talk to you later."

Physical

Thanks, Steve. Okay, bye.

"Thanks, Steve. Okay, bye."

Physical

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck."

Physical

- How are you doing? - Really great.

"- How are you doing? - Really great."

Physical

You try asking Steven fucking Osterman for cash.

"You try asking Steven fucking Osterman for cash."

Physical

Spoiled little piece of shit.

"Spoiled little piece of shit."

Physical

Couldn't find his own ass from his dad's wallet at Berkeley,

"Couldn't find his own ass from his dad's wallet at Berkeley,"

Physical

and now he's the CEO of a goddamn telecom outfit?

"and now he's the CEO of a goddamn telecom outfit?"

Physical

And I am exhausted. I couldn't get back to sleep last night.

"And I am exhausted. I couldn't get back to sleep last night."

Physical

I know. I am so sorry again, babe.

"I know. I am so sorry again, babe."

Physical

I just... I thought I could just quickly go out,

"I just... I thought I could just quickly go out,"

Physical

find a 24-hour pharmacy.

"find a 24-hour pharmacy."

Physical

And I just didn't wanna wake you.

"And I just didn't wanna wake you."

Physical

Well, you could've left a note.

"Well, you could've left a note."

Physical

You could be less of a whiny little bitch.

"You could be less of a whiny little bitch."

Physical

- You want some eggs Benedict? - No, thank you. I'm not hungry.

"- You want some eggs Benedict? - No, thank you. I'm not hungry."

Physical

Begging these rich ding-dongs for cash upsets my stomach.

"Begging these rich ding-dongs for cash upsets my stomach."

Physical

Eventually, one of these rich ding-dongs is gonna pony up.

"Eventually, one of these rich ding-dongs is gonna pony up."

Physical

So Maya's just gone back to sleep.

"So Maya's just gone back to sleep."

Physical

So can you check on her between your calls? Thanks.

"So can you check on her between your calls? Thanks."

Physical

Just 'cause you'll be here.

"Just 'cause you'll be here."

Physical

Wait, what? What? What? Where... Where are you going?

"Wait, what? What? What? Where... Where are you going?"

Physical

I have to run a few errands.

"I have to run a few errands."

Physical

If she grouses, just give her her eardrops.

"If she grouses, just give her her eardrops."

Physical

There's eggs Benedict on the counter for you.

"There's eggs Benedict on the counter for you."

Physical

You sound so good, baby. Keep up the calls. Keep them up.

"You sound so good, baby. Keep up the calls. Keep them up."

Physical

Bye.

"Bye."

Physical

Okay. You got here later than you'd hoped, but you have an hour. Make it count.

"Okay. You got here later than you'd hoped, but you have an hour. Make it count."

Physical

Hi.

"Hi."

Physical

Hello?

"Hello?"

Physical

Greta?

"Greta?"

Physical

Holy fucking rich people.

"Holy fucking rich people."

Physical

Yeah, that's every goddamn gadget you can buy in the store.

"Yeah, that's every goddamn gadget you can buy in the store."

Physical

And some you can't.

"And some you can't."

Physical

Ernie's got connections. He gets things first.

"Ernie's got connections. He gets things first."

Physical

Everything he wants.

"Everything he wants."

Physical

You forget about our workout date?

"You forget about our workout date?"

Physical

No, I didn't. I just couldn't make myself get dressed this morning.

"No, I didn't. I just couldn't make myself get dressed this morning."

Physical

You ever have one of those days where you just can't?

"You ever have one of those days where you just can't?"

Physical

Yeah, I do.

"Yeah, I do."

Physical

And you know what helps me shake it off is a good, hard workout.

"And you know what helps me shake it off is a good, hard workout."

Physical

I can wait. You wanna go change?

"I can wait. You wanna go change?"

Physical

Into someone who isn't a lazy, spoiled mess?

"Into someone who isn't a lazy, spoiled mess?"

Physical

I think Ernie's having an affair.

"I think Ernie's having an affair."

Physical

- He's hiding something. I know it. - I'm so sorry.

"- He's hiding something. I know it. - I'm so sorry."

Physical

It's my fault. I pulled a bait-and-switch on him.

"It's my fault. I pulled a bait-and-switch on him."

Physical

He married one woman and he got… this.

"He married one woman and he got… this."

Physical

You know what I did this morning?

"You know what I did this morning?"

Physical

I got up before anyone, before the sun rose.

"I got up before anyone, before the sun rose."

Physical

I could've done anything.

"I could've done anything."

Physical

I could've gone for a jog. And you know what I did?

"I could've gone for a jog. And you know what I did?"

Physical

I baked a batch of oatmeal cookies, then I ate them all

"I baked a batch of oatmeal cookies, then I ate them all"

Physical

one by one while the sun came up.

"one by one while the sun came up."

Physical

So I don't think there's much point in working out.

"So I don't think there's much point in working out."

Physical

Not now.

"Not now."

Physical

You know exactly how she feels. Shame, rinse, repeat.

"You know exactly how she feels. Shame, rinse, repeat."

Physical

You can't do anything about that now,

"You can't do anything about that now,"

Physical

but you can change this moment right now if you move and you sweat.

"but you can change this moment right now if you move and you sweat."

Physical

I promise.

"I promise."

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I guess.

"I guess."

Physical

One brick today, one brick tomorrow, and pretty soon you've built something.

"One brick today, one brick tomorrow, and pretty soon you've built something."

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Something solid that's all yours.

"Something solid that's all yours."

Physical

Yeah, thank you. I just... I can't.

"Yeah, thank you. I just... I can't."

Physical

I'm sorry. I'm gonna see if Miriam's defrosting the chicken.

"I'm sorry. I'm gonna see if Miriam's defrosting the chicken."

Physical

Fuck it. You're not leaving here empty-handed.

"Fuck it. You're not leaving here empty-handed."

Physical

It's one video camera.

"It's one video camera."

Physical

You saw how many goddamn gadgets he had.

"You saw how many goddamn gadgets he had."

Physical

He probably won't even notice it's gone.

"He probably won't even notice it's gone."

Physical

Rich asshole like him with more money than he knows what to do with.

"Rich asshole like him with more money than he knows what to do with."

Physical

Hey.

"Hey."

Physical

My God.

"My God."

Physical

- I didn't see you there. - Sorry.

"- I didn't see you there. - Sorry."

Physical

Didn't mean to scare ya.

"Didn't mean to scare ya."

Physical

I just wanted to see if you and Danny were gonna join us on Thursday.

"I just wanted to see if you and Danny were gonna join us on Thursday."

Physical

The club.

"The club."

Physical

Did Greta forget to invite you?

"Did Greta forget to invite you?"

Physical

I think she might've.

"I think she might've."

Physical

Okay. Well, it's grunion run time,

"Okay. Well, it's grunion run time,"

Physical

and the beach club does a big, big party every year.

"and the beach club does a big, big party every year."

Physical

Lots of fun, very casual. Beer in the bottle. That kind of thing.

"Lots of fun, very casual. Beer in the bottle. That kind of thing."

Physical

Perfect chance to press some flesh, spread the word about Danny's campaign.

"Perfect chance to press some flesh, spread the word about Danny's campaign."

Physical

Yes, of course. That sounds... Yes, we'll be there.

"Yes, of course. That sounds... Yes, we'll be there."

Physical

All righty. See you then.

"All righty. See you then."

Physical

Ahoy!

"Ahoy!"

Physical

Okay.

"Okay."

Physical

Drive, you fucking idiot.

"Drive, you fucking idiot."

Physical

Shit.

"Shit."

Physical

You don't have a couch in the van?

"You don't have a couch in the van?"

Physical

I don't have a fucking couch, man. I had to get rid of it.

"I don't have a fucking couch, man. I had to get rid of it."

Physical

- I got bedbugs in the couch. - What?

"- I got bedbugs in the couch. - What?"

Physical

- Shit. So you did have one in there. - God.

"- Shit. So you did have one in there. - God."

Physical

- I did. - God. That is the best.

"- I did. - God. That is the best."

Physical

I fit a whole couch in there and then fixed the...

"I fit a whole couch in there and then fixed the..."

Physical

Tequila Sheila.

"Tequila Sheila."

Physical

You get in here and give me some love.

"You get in here and give me some love."

Physical

He's always gotta press it up against you.

"He's always gotta press it up against you."

Physical

Your hair smells exactly the same, like lady parts and pineapple.

"Your hair smells exactly the same, like lady parts and pineapple."

Physical

Jerry. What? Gosh, it's been so long.

"Jerry. What? Gosh, it's been so long."

Physical

What brings you down here?

"What brings you down here?"

Physical

And in this corner, heavyweight champion of Bay Area activism

"And in this corner, heavyweight champion of Bay Area activism"

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and my new campaign manager, Jerry Goldman!

"and my new campaign manager, Jerry Goldman!"

Physical

Man. Back together again.

"Man. Back together again."

Physical

- Like beans and rice. - Like dykes and dogs.

"- Like beans and rice. - Like dykes and dogs."

Physical

Can I talk to you for a second?

"Can I talk to you for a second?"

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- Me? - Yeah.

"- Me? - Yeah."

Physical

- Okay, yeah. - Right back, lovebirds.

"- Okay, yeah. - Right back, lovebirds."

Physical

- I'm gonna drain the vein, okay? - Okay.

"- I'm gonna drain the vein, okay? - Okay."

Physical

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