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Clips from Seinfeld - The Raincoats (S05E05)

"- Because I was wondering- - Wondering what?"
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"Why I didn't see you at Schindler's List with Jerry."
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"Well, we already saw it."
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"Oh, well, it's a good thing for Jerry that you didn't go."
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"- Why is that? - Well, he really seemed to have..."
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"...his hands full, if you know what I mean?"
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"I'm afraid I don't."
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"Him and his buxom little friend, Rachel..."
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"...were going at it pretty good in the balcony."
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"- What? - Do I have to spell it out for you?"
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"He was moving on her like the stormtroopers into Poland."
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"Jerry was necking during Schindler's List?"
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"Yes."
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"And a more offensive spectacle I cannot recall."
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"Anyway, I just really came up to get some detergent."
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"- Jerry sends his laundry out. - Oh, right."
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"Well, it was nice seeing you folks. Oh, by the way..."
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"...you didn't hear this from me. Ta-ta."
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"Hi."
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"- What? What did I do? - How could you?"
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"- How could I what? - You were making out..."
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"...during Schindler's List?"
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"What?"
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"- No. - Don't lie, Jerry."
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"Newman."
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"- How could you do such a thing? - I couldn't help it."
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"We hadn't been alone together in a long time."
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"We started up a little during the coming attractions..."
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"...and the next thing we knew the war was over."
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"- Hello. - Jerry."
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"- It's Jack Klompus. - Hang on a second."
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"Dad, it's Klompus."
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"- Hello. - Hello, Morty?"
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"Listen. That key doesn't work."
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"- It's no good. - You didn't get in?"
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"Oh, I got in. I had to break the window with a rock."
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"And then I got my hand all cut up reaching in."
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"- You broke the window? - He broke the window?"
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"You wanted those damn boxes, didn't you?"
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"He should be on his hands and knees thanking you."
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"- Did you send them? - Yeah."
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"They'll be there tomorrow afternoon, 2:00."
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"Tomorrow afternoon?"
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"- Tomorrow afternoon? - Tomorrow afternoon?"
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"I told you to send them express."
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"It was $10 cheaper in the afternoon than the morning."
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"I figured, what the hell's the difference?"
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"- What did you do about the window? - I gotta fix your window now?"
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"All right, all right. Goodbye."
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"I don't think we'll make that flight."
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"What do you mean you won't make it?"
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"We have to make the flight. We're with a charter group."
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"If we don't, the trip is off."
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"What's the difference? We'll go some place else."
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"Someplace else? What about Paris?"
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"You don't understand. I've come this far. I can't stop now."
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"I can't believe that you're doing all this just to sell some stupid raincoats."
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"You don't understand."
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"Fashion is cyclical. This thing could come back."
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"I think you're out of your mind."
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"I just don't understand how all those clothes can disappear."
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"- Moths? - Moths ate three boxes?"
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"Well, you know what happens when larvae hatch."
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"They're everywhere."
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"You know, I was thinking today."
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"I never liked those Seinfelds anyway."
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"He's an idiot altogether."
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"- Oh, there's Kramer. - Hello!"
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"Hello!"
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"Hey."
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"- Good evening. - Hope you're hungry."
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"Paella."
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"- Here, let me take your coat. - Oh, yeah. Thanks, buddy."
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"- Hey. - That shirt."
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"- Where did you get that shirt? - What?"
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"That's my cabana shirt."
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"You stole my shirt, you son of a bitch!"
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"George, your friends up in the attic, stealing my clothes!"
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"Give me that back. Give me that. Give me."
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"I bought it from Rudy."
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"Rudy! That skunk!"
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"- I knew he didn't burn those clothes! - Who's Rudy?"
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"- What clothes? - I sold your clothes yesterday."
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"You sold my clothes?"
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"What do you mean, you sold my clothes?"
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"- I didn't think you wore them anymore. - It's cruise-wear!"
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"Kramer."
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"- I love that shirt. - Oh, yeah."
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"That's because it's mine!"
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"You look just like Frank..."
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"...on our honeymoon."
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"Well, thank you."
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"- Who's this Rudy? - Rudy's the guy..."
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"...buying Morty's raincoats."
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"Morty Seinfeld? He's a bum."
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"The whole deal's going down tomorrow."
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"- Morty's gonna miss his plane for it. - Missing his plane?"
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"- Wasn't that a charter flight? - Yeah."
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"What happens to charter tickets when you don't use them?"
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"Well, I suppose they're wasted."
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"Yes, I suppose they are."
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"Tomorrow I'm going straight down to this Rudy and get my clothes."
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"- A mouse! - Egad! A mouse!"
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"In the bedroom!"
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"- You want the tickets? - Yes."
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"You're gonna take this kid to Paris?"
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"I get a free trip to Paris. I go in the Big Brothers' Hall of Fame."
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"I mail my own postcards."
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"- You know I'm paying for these tickets. - It's all right. I got lunch."
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"You should've gone to the Costanzas' for dinner."
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"The paella was magnificent."
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"Have you ever had really good paella?"
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"- Not really. - It's an orgiastic feast for the senses..."
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"...a wanton festival of sights, sounds and colors and..."
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"Dad, you sure we're at the right carousel?"
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"- This is it. - So how much are we gonna make?"
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"Take it easy. I've been through a million of these negotiations."
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"Two thousand? Three thousand?"
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"That's giving it away. This is a one-of-a-kind item."
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"- More? More than 3000? - Just watch me do my thing."
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