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Clips from Seinfeld - The Raincoats (S05E05)

"- Say, Dad, isn't that one of yours? - Look at this."
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"Look how this idiot packed it."
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"He didn't tape it. He just flipped the flaps."
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"Wait. Hold it."
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"Kramer, you missed a couple."
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"Bonjour, welcome to the Gateway to Paris charter flight."
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"Dad, isn't that your charter group?"
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"Honesty. Hard work."
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"These are the values that I was raised with."
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"The most important thing, Joey..."
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"...is to be able to look yourself in the mirror before you sleep."
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"Hey, I got news for you, four-eyes..."
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"...there's no way you're staying with us in Paris."
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"You burned them? Those clothes are not yours to burn."
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"- Who are you, anyways? - I'm the father."
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"- He said his father was dead. - He said I was dead?"
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"That's right. Squeezed an extra $25 out of me."
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"That's what my life is worth to him, $25?"
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"- Hey, Frank! - Oh, hey."
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"I want you to know that I'm retracting our dinner invitation."
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"You don't have to retract it. We never went."
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"I'm retracting that it was ever offered."
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"I retract your retraction."
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"What are you, trying to unload some junk of yours?"
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"Will you excuse me, please? We're conducting business here."
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"Keep them. I'm not interested."
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"- I thought we had a deal? - That's another one of my shirts!"
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"Not buying any more clothes from anyone off the street."
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"The street? I'm in the raincoat business 35 years."
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"- Maybe they have moths, like his stuff. - My clothes don't have moths!"
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"Because of his moths, you're not buying my raincoats?"
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"- That's right. - I'm all ticklish."
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"Flight 433 now boarding for Miami at gate 18-A."
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"- Flight 433 now boarding. - Okay. Let's go."
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"It was so nice of you to come to the airport to see us off."
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"Are you sure you can't stay a little longer?"
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"- No! - No!"
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"- Goodbye. - Bye-bye."
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"- Take care. - Okay, Jer."
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"- Bye-bye, Elaine. - Bye-bye."
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"We'll call you when we get home."
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"Thank you."
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"I think she meant me, but..."
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"Make sure Kramer uses good tape to send back the raincoats."
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"- Okay. - Bye."
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"- Bye. - Aaron?"
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"Aaron, are you okay?"
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"I could've done more."
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"I could've done so much more."
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"- You did enough. - No."
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"I could've called the travel agency..."
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"...got them on another flight to Paris."
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"- I could've got them out! - You tried, Aaron."
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"- It was too expensive. - This watch."
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"This watch could've paid for their whole trip."
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"This ring."
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"This ring is one more dinner I could've taken them out to."
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"Water."
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"- They need some water. - Why?"
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"They'll get dehydrated on the plane!"
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"Get the Seinfelds some water!"
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"Please!"
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"Please!"
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"Hi, Mr. Goldstein. Is Rachel home?"
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"I'm afraid Rachel is not going to see you tonight..."
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"...or any other night for that matter."
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"- Why? What did I do? - You know very well."
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"I heard about your behavior at the movies the other night."
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"It was disgraceful. You ought to be ashamed of yourself."
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"I will not allow my daughter to be involved..."
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"...with someone of such weak moral fiber."
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"Fortunately, my postman happened to witness the entire incident."
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"A heavyset fellow. I believe he lives in your building."
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"- Now, if you don't mind... - Rachel."
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"- Rachel. - Good night."
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"So my parents get home, they open the door..."
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"...my father flicks the light on, and the whole place is cleaned out."
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"- Everything. - Get out."
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"- How did that happen? - The broken window."
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"Klompus never fixed it. They just walked right in."
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"Boy, they could use a vacation."
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"They're taking one. The travel agent's trying to set something up for them."
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"So how about that Aaron?"
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"You know what drove me crazy about him?"
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"Did you ever notice he stood too close to you when he talked?"
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"No, I hadn't noticed."
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"Pair of bear claws, please."
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"- Hi, Newman. - Hello, Jerry."
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"I happened to catch you coming out of Schindler's List the other night."
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"Oh, were you there?"
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"Yes, I was."
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"- It's a powerful film. - Yeah."
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"- Shocking brutality, don't you think? - Shocking."
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"- Yeah, well, that was nothing. - Jerry! Jerry!"
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"Where the hell is your father?"
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"This is the best thing we ever did."
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"I hope those exterminators know what they're doing."
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"Forget about them. Let's just try and relax."
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"Personal distance is a very important thing."
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"There's a new personal distance, ATM distance."
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"When someone's using an ATM, you wanna be about 6 feet back."
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"Don't you? Because people get edgy around that ATM, don't they?"
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"They got their money out, their eyes are darting all around."
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"The other place I wanna be 6 feet away is a urinal."
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"You want some distance there too."
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"ATMs and urinals. I guess whenever someone's taking valuables..."
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