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Clips from Seinfeld - The Raincoats (S05E05)

"How can I go on a cruise without my cabana-wear?"
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"I love those clothes."
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"A mouse! I saw a mouse!"
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"It's the remote."
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"Where the hell are my clothes? I love those clothes."
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"Lousy, moth-ridden crap."
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"I'm not crazy about used clothes. I mean, they call it vintage..."
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"...you know, to take your mind off what it really is, nasty-wear."
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"Oh, it's clean, you know. People wear underwear."
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"Yeah, well, they don't wear iron underwear."
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"And that's what it's gonna take to get me in those clothes."
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"I'll move into an apartment after a strange person moves out."
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"Why would I wanna move into somebody's pants?"
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"There is no vintage underwear, of course."
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"But it's not because a guy couldn't sell his underwear."
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"It's because men wear their underwear..."
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"...until it absolutely disintegrates."
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"Men hang onto underwear until each individual..."
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"...underwear molecule is so strained..."
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"...it can barely retain the properties of a solid."
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"It actually becomes underwear vapor."
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"We don't even throw it out. We just open a window..."
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"...and it goes out like dandelion spores."
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"That's how men throw out underwear. We go- Then it's gone."
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"That's it. It's just..."
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"- Hey, Jerry. - So how was the movie?"
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"Oh, really good. Really good."
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"- Didn't three hours go by like that? - Like that."
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"What about the end, with the list?"
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"Yeah, that was some list."
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"What'd you think of the black and white?"
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"The black and white?"
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"The whole movie was in black and white."
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"Oh, yeah, I didn't even realize."
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"You don't think about it. There's so much going on."
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"Yeah. Yeah. I tell you, I could see it again."
Seinfeld
"So Klompus has the key, but the jerk couldn't open it up."
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"All you gotta do is jiggle it. You just get it in there, jiggle it, jiggle it."
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"Look, I find this whole thing very uninteresting."
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"- When you get the coats, come in. - Oh, yeah. Hey, I'm on your side."
Seinfeld
"Hey. What, again?"
Seinfeld
"I'm trying to buy some of the clothes back."
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"Hey, wanna come over for dinner tonight?"
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"My mother made all this extra paella."
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"Paella? Yeah, I'll be there."
Seinfeld
"Apparently, the Seinfelds are too good for us."
Seinfeld
"I shouldn't say anything bad about your partner."
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"No, no. We're not really partners. I only get 25 percent."
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"Twenty-five percent? It was your idea."
Seinfeld
"- Yeah, I know. - You're doing all the legwork."
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"- That's right. - He's ripping you off."
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"- You're right. He's ripping me off. - If anybody should be getting more, it's you."
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"- He's ripping me off. - Don't let him take advantage of you."
Seinfeld
"Oh, it's you."
Seinfeld
"You're the one who sold me the moth-ridden cabana crap."
Seinfeld
"You know, I've been thinking..."
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"...why is Kramer getting 25 percent?"
Seinfeld
"Well, he told you about the place."
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"So what? Why is that worth 25 percent?"
Seinfeld
"It's a finder's fee. You know what a finder's fee is?"
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"You find something, you get a fee."
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"A finder's fee is 10 percent, no more."
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"Well, it's too late now."
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"Those are my coats. I saved them, I stored them."
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"I've been waiting years for this payoff."
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"Well, you're not gonna say anything."
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"Hey."
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"- I've been thinking about something. - Yeah, so have I-"
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"- I don't think the deal is fair. - You don't think it's fair?"
Seinfeld
"No, no. I found the place. I set the whole thing up."
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"- I'm doing all the legwork. - What legwork?"
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"- There's legwork. - If anything, you're getting too much."
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"- Too much? - That's right. They're my coats."
Seinfeld
"Okay, look, I want 35 percent."
Seinfeld
"I'm thinking more like 15."
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"- No way I'm taking 15. - Well, you're not getting 35!"
Seinfeld
"All right, let's compromise."
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"- Twenty-five percent. - Okay, it's a deal."
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"Moths are the scourge of my business. All it takes is one moth to lay eggs."
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"Know what happens to the larvae? They hatch everywhere."
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"Well, I'm sorry."
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"Here's your money back. And I'll take the clothes."
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"This will hardly put a dent in my fumigation bill."
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"- So where are the clothes? - I burned them."
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"That's good."
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"Now, I know they're your parents, Jerry..."
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"...and they're very nice people."
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"But don't you think it's odd..."
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"...that a 35-year-old man is going to these lengths..."
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"...to see that someone else's parents are enjoying themselves?"
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"I mean, don't you find that abnormal?"
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"It is a tad askew."
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"I mean, they're your parents, and you don't do anything."
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"Why's this stranger doing it?"
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"I've hardly been out with them."
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"See? See? And I can't even say anything..."
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"...you know, because all he's really doing is being nice..."
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"...but nobody's this nice. This is, like..."
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"- ...certifiably nice. - You're right. He's insane."
Seinfeld
"Yes, he's insane. That's what I think."
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"- So, what are you gonna do? - I don't know."
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"I don't know what to do."
Seinfeld
"Oh, God. So how was the movie?"
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"From what I saw, it was pretty good."
Seinfeld
"What do you mean, "from what you saw"?"
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"Well, I didn't actually get to see the whole movie."
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"Yeah, why not?"
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"I was kind of making out."
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"You were making out during Schindler's List?"
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"I couldn't help it."
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"We hadn't been alone in a long time. It got the better of me."
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"- During Schindler's List? - We're both living with our parents."
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"Did anybody see you or say anything?"
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"Oh, I don't think so. I saw Newman, but he didn't see me."
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"Hello, Mrs. Seinfeld."
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"Hello, Newman."
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"Jerry's not here."
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"Having a nice trip?"
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"Wonderful. We went to the theater last night."
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"Oh, the theater."
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