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Clips from Seinfeld - The Raincoats (S05E05)

"- What are you talking about? - Mom and Pop Seinfeld."
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"- Look, I don't know. - I know what they did last night."
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"- They had dinner with Kramer. - It was a last-minute thing."
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"They won't have dinner with my parents?"
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"- Right. - Something wrong with my parents?"
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"- Absolutely. - My parents are wonderful people."
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"- These the same people you live with? - Yes."
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"- Are they coming tonight or not? - I don't know what their plans are."
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"Okay. Fine."
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"It's gonna be very interesting..."
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"...very interesting if they don't show up tonight."
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"You know, my mother made all this paella."
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"What is that, anyway?"
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"It's a Spanish dish."
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"It's a mélange of fish and meat with rice."
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"- Very tasty. - I'll tell them."
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"- Could you do one other thing for me? - Name it."
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"Would your parents have any objections..."
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"...to taking a little kid to Paris with them?"
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"It turns out that the kid's father lives in Paris."
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"Is that a coincidence?"
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"You know, Alec wants me to take him over there..."
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"...so I figure as long as they're going-"
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"You thought as long as they're mailing postcards..."
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"...it wouldn't be too much to ask my parents to drag a child..."
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"...who they've never seen through the streets of Paris?"
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"If you think it's too much, they don't have to mail the postcards."
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"So where's he taking you?"
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"Well, first we're going to a matinee. I'm taking the afternoon off."
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"We're gonna go see My Fair Lady."
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"And then we're gonna go to dinner."
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"- He knows all these fantastic places. - You are one lucky girl."
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"Wish I could find a nice guy."
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"- Hi, Aaron. - Hey, Joanne."
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"- Hey. - Hi."
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"- Hello, hello. - Hello, Elaine."
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"I was able to finagle two more tickets to My Fair Lady..."
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"...and I thought, why not ask Morty and Helen?"
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"- Great. - This is some office."
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"What's the square footage?"
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"- You don't mind, do you, Elaine? - Mind? Oh, of course not."
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"We can make a whole day of it."
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"This is some building."
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"Harry Fleming used to have an office here."
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"There was a deli on the first floor."
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"You don't get corned beef like that anymore."
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"What happened to that deli?"
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"I really don't know, Mr. Seinfeld."
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"We better not."
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"They're gonna be here any second."
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"When are they leaving?"
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"In two days."
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"- It's been so long. - I know."
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"Okay."
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"- It's only two more days. - Right."
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"Thursday, 3:00."
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"- Oh, hi. - We didn't know you had company."
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"Yeah. This is Rachel."
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"- Hi. - Hello, Rachel."
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"- We'll come back another time. - What other time?"
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"- Whenever. - Where you going?"
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"- We'll drive around for a while. - You don't have a car."
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"- We'll take a bus. - Come on. Stop."
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"- No, we don't mind. - I'll get a book."
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"No, it's okay. I was just leaving anyway."
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"Are you sure? Because we don't wanna-"
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"No, it's okay."
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"- We'll go see Schindler's List, right? - Definitely."
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"Okay."
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"- It was nice meeting you. - Nice meeting you."
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"- See you later. - Bye-bye."
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"Boy, that was some show."
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"- What show? - My Fair Lady."
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"- When did you get tickets to see that? - Aaron surprised us, and Elaine came."
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"Oh, Elaine? Really?"
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"Well, that sounds interesting."
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"We saw Regis Philbin get out of a limousine."
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"He looks better on TV."
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"- Hello. - Hello, Jerry."
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"- Yeah? - It's Jack Klompus."
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"Oh, hi, Jack."
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"So when are you coming down to Florida again?"
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"As soon as is humanly possible."
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"You know, I still got that pen, the one that writes upside down."
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"Yeah. I should have kept it."
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"- So where's your father? - Oh, he's right here."
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"- Yeah? - Hello, Morty."
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"Listen, I can't get in the garage."
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"- What do you mean? - There is something..."
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"...wrong with the key. The key doesn't work."
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"- You gotta jiggle it a little bit. - I jiggled it."
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"I jiggled it for 15 minutes."
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"Tell him to come down here and get his own packages."
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"You have nothing better to do than worry about his boxes?"
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"You gotta pull on the knob as you turn it."
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"Get the hell out of here with your knob!"
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"What does he want from you?"
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"My idiot son could open that garage door."
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"What did I do?"
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"Just do it first thing tomorrow. I need it."
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"They'll be here first thing Thursday morning."
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"Thursday morning? You know we're leaving at 3:00."
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"Yeah, you're leaving at 3:00."
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"- How will you get this done? - Don't worry about it."
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"Yeah, how you gonna get all this done in time?"
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"They were drinking champagne in a buggy!"
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"- First Kramer, then Elaine? - Yeah."
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"- It's a slap in the face. - What did we ever do to them?"
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"I wanna know what we did to them."
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"What are they, too good for us? A raincoat salesman."
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"- I could buy and sell him, like that. - The hell with them!"
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"The thing that bothers me the most is the lying."
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"Well, let's forget about it."
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"We're going on a beautiful vacation."
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"Vacation?"
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"Your mother and I are planning on taking a cruise."
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"But I can't find any of my vacation clothes."
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"They were in the attic."
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"The attic?"
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"You haven't worn any of those clothes for years."
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