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Clips from Seinfeld - The Raincoats (S05E05)

"You know, I feel terrible about Joey, but it's a great business opportunity."
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"I don't even know how long I'm gonna be away."
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"Where will you stay?"
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"An apartment complex. The..."
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"The Eiffel Towers."
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"Like I said, you'll be getting a postcard in a few days..."
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"...and again, I'm sorry."
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"George, you have no idea how fantastic this is."
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"- Fantastic? - Yeah."
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"We've been trying to reunite Joey with his father..."
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"...who lives in Paris."
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"But he's afraid to fly alone. You know, he's kind of withdrawn..."
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"...but he seems to take to you."
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"- So it's a perfect solution. - Gee, what a coincidence."
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"And you'll send me a postcard."
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"Helen really seemed to respond to Renoir."
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"I think she really connected with the way he painted children."
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"And that Morty."
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"I'll tell you, that old guy's full of life."
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"He was convinced Monet was nearsighted."
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"- I kept telling him- - Aaron?"
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"Yes?"
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"Let me ask you a question."
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"How come you asked Mr. and Mrs. Seinfeld..."
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"...to go to the museum with you?"
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"Well, they were in from out of town. I thought they'd enjoy it."
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"You didn't feel uncomfortable..."
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"...spending the whole day at the museum..."
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"...with two complete strangers who are more than twice your age?"
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"No."
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"It was fun."
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"You had fun with Mr. and Mrs. Seinfeld?"
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"Yeah."
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"They bought me a Coke."
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"How'd you get the idea for the beltless trench coat?"
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"I came home one night, and I tripped over one of Jerry's toys."
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"So I took out my belt, just to threaten him..."
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"...and I got a glimpse of myself in the mirror."
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"- How serendipitous. - So that night, I cut off the loops..."
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"...and the Executive was born."
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"He also had an idea for a brimless rain hat..."
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"...but that never materialized."
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"All right, come on. Let's play."
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"- Did you call Jack Klompus? - I haven't been able to reach him."
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"I'll call him right now."
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"- Oh, come on. - Just a second."
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"Jerry, have you seen Schindler's List?"
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"- No, I haven't seen it yet. - You have to go."
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"- I'm going. - You have to."
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"Okay."
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"- Hello, Jack? - Yeah?"
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"- Jack, it's Morty. - Who died?"
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"Nobody died. Jack, I want you to do me a big favor."
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"- In my garage are a couple of boxes. - What boxes?"
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"- I'm gonna explain what boxes. - All right. How the hell do I know?"
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"Anyway, there are these three big boxes..."
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"...you can't miss them, I want you to ship them here to New York."
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"I thought you were going to Paris."
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"I'm still going to Paris."
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"I got a big deal cooking here."
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"- What's in the boxes? - Raincoats."
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"Raincoats?"
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"You think you're gonna sell those old crappy raincoats?"
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"That's garbage."
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"I guarantee you, Doris won't let him mail those boxes."
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"- When do you want these? - Send them tomorrow."
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"So you think they're coming tonight?"
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"I don't know. They said maybe."
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"Of course they're coming. They're leaving soon."
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"- If they don't come, they won't see us. - Well, they better come."
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"I got all this paella."
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"I admire Morty and Helen going to France."
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"We should take a trip."
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"Maybe a cruise."
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"Yes, a cruise."
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"A long cruise."
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"Just the two of you."
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"Georgie, what were you doing poking around the attic last night?"
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"- I wasn't in the attic. - I heard noise."
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"- Maybe it was a mouse. - Okay, that's it! We're moving!"
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"- What? - I will not tolerate infestation."
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"You haven't even seen one."
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"Don't you understand? The very thought, the very idea."
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"I'll never be comfortable again."
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"All right, Frank. That's enough."
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"I guess I've been hanging onto them for so long..."
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"...because I couldn't accept the fact that Dad was really gone forever."
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"They will get a good home, won't they?"
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"I gotta be honest, there's nothing here too spectacular."
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"Oh, I beg to differ."
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"My father took great pride in his appearance."
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"He was a very handsome man, a Casanova, really."
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"I'll give you $200 for the three boxes."
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"Could you make it 225? That was his high game in bowling."
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"Yeah, I'm in a good mood. Here."
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"Thank you."
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"Hey, George. What are you doing here?"
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"I'm just selling some of Dad's things. That's what he would have wanted."
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"Oh, I got you."
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"- That'll do. - Hey, guess what."
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"Morty Seinfeld and I are going into business together, selling raincoats."
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"- That's swell. - We worked it out..."
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"- ...all over dinner last night. - Dinner?"
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"- You had dinner with the Seinfelds? - Yeah, last night."
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"Was this something you had planned?"
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"No, it was spur of the moment."
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"Well, you know Morty. He likes to fly by the seat of his vintage pants."
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"They had plans, huh? They had plans!"
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"Boy, I've never seen these before. They just came in."
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"Part of my springtime cruise collection."
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"- Two for $25. - Oh, I'll take these. Yeah."
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"Hey, remember this raincoat that you sold me?"
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"Sure. That's the Executive."
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"- Do you have any others? - I wish. They don't make it anymore."
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"Suppose I told you I have 50 in mint condition. You interested?"
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"- Very interested. - They're coming in from Florida."
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"- Bring them in. - So you'll buy them?"
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"I don't see what would possibly stop me?"
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"They had plans, huh? They were busy."
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"They were busy with their big plans, huh?"
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