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Clips from Seinfeld - The Raincoats (S05E05)

"Oh, come on up."
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"- It's Elaine. You have any problem? - We adore Elaine."
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"- She's with her new boyfriend. - What's he like?"
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"- He's nice. A bit of a close talker. - A what?"
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"You'll see."
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"I really had no idea that you felt this way about the Costanzas."
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"They're exhausting. It's like being in an asylum."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"- There she is. - Hello, Elaine."
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"Hi, Mrs. Seinfeld."
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"Oh, this is Aaron."
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"- Hello, Aaron. - Hello."
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"How long are you folks in town?"
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"Three more days. Three more days, and then we're off to Paris."
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"We're going with a select charter group."
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"I love France. I was just there last year."
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"In fact..."
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"...you know, I still have an envelope full of French francs."
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"I'll give them to you."
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"We can't take money."
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"No. It's a gift. From us."
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"Oh, that is so nice, Aaron."
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"Isn't he nice?"
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"Has Jerry been showing you a good time?"
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"No, I haven't."
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"You know, I have a friend..."
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"...who works at the Metropolitan Museum of Art."
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"How'd you like a behind-the-scenes tour?"
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"- Really? You could do that? - Easily."
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"- It wouldn't be any trouble? - Of course not."
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"- When could we go? - How about right now?"
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"- I'm ready. - Are you sure?"
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"- Yes! - Okay, let me get my coat."
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"Elaine, what do you say?"
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"Well, I don't think so, Aaron."
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"I have plans."
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"How about you, Jerry?"
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"I'm swamped."
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"You sure? You can examine the artwork up close."
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"Maybe I'll try and catch up with you."
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"Yeah, that will happen."
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"All right. We're off."
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"- Okay. Bye. - Let's go."
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"Okay. Bye-bye. Have a good time."
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"- Bye. - See everybody later."
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"- Okay. - Bye."
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"Why would he ask your parents to go to a museum?"
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"- I don't know. - What is that?"
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"Maybe he was just trying to be nice."
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"Have you ever heard of anyone doing anything like this?"
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"Wait a second. He just did me a big favor."
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"- What? - He got them out of the house."
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"- What? - I can call Rachel."
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"Oh, no. I got the machine."
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"Rachel are you there? I got the place to myself for a few hours."
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"Rachel, where are you?"
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"Rachel!"
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"Sorry, pal. Wish I could help you out."
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"- They're not coming? - No. They had plans."
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"How could they have plans?"
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"What difference does it make?"
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"They wouldn't lie to us."
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"- They're our dear friends. - What am I supposed to do..."
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"- ...with all this paella? - They said tomorrow, maybe."
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"- Maybe? - Maybe they don't like us."
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"Why wouldn't they like us?"
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"Again with the pepper? What do you gotta use all that pepper for?"
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"- Keep quiet. - You trying to set my mouth on fire?"
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"I don't know what the reason could be."
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"- Hello. - Oh, hi."
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"What a day."
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"Jerry, you would not believe the time we had."
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"Aaron is quite the tour guide."
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"Have you ever seen those Impressionist paintings?"
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"- Oh, sure, like Monet. - Don't you think he had to be..."
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"...nearsighted? Nobody would paint like that if they could see."
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"It's all out of focus."
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"He's from the Impressionist school, you know..."
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"...like Monet, Manet, Tippy-tippy-day-day."
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"I say that guy was painting without his glasses."
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"Hello. Rachel."
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"Yeah."
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"No. They're back."
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"Jerry if you have something to do, we can just sit right here and read."
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"Yes. Well..."
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"...I'm sorry too. Listen, I'll call you later."
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"Okay. Bye."
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"Well, I should be going."
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"Oh, thanks again."
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"- Goodbye. - Goodbye."
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"- Hey. - Oh, you must be Kramer."
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"I've heard about you."
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"Hey, you must be Aaron. I've heard about you."
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"- Well, see you later. - Yeah."
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"- Bye. - Okay."
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"So, what are you guys doing for dinner?"
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"- We have no plans. - Look at that, Helen."
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"Do you see what he's wearing? That's the Executive."
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"- What is the Executive? - The beltless trench coat."
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"- My father invented it. - I sure did."
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"Raincoats were my business. The Executive was a classic."
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"These haven't been made in 20 years."
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"Why would they? Nobody bought them then."
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"- He's wearing one. - These are a hot item at Rudy's."
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"You don't say."
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"You know, I have boxes of those sitting in my garage in Florida."
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"Get them up here."
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"You give me 25 percent, I'll take care of everything."
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"- You got a deal. - Yeah."
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"This is like the meeting of Smith and Wesson."
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"I'll call Jack Klompus. He's got a key to the garage."
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"- He can send them overnight delivery. - You're gonna start shipping boxes?"
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"- We're leaving for Paris in three days. - He'll send them express."
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"- You're crazy. - I'll tell you how crazy I am."
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"I'm paying for this trip with these coats."
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"- I'm paying for the trip. - So much the better."
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"Anyway, it's kind of a fluke thing..."
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"...but I'll be leaving for Paris in two days."
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"I will send you a postcard when I get there."
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"- Paris, huh? - Yeah."
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