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Clips from Master of None - Plan B (S01E01)

"[heavy breathing]"
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"[man] Oh, fuck, fuck."
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"[woman] What happened?"
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"[man] The condom broke."
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"[woman] Okay. You have an extra one?"
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"Go ahead, put it on. Hurry."
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"[man] Yeah, I do, but, like, I was all up in there."
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"Are you on birth control and stuff?"
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"[woman] No, but you didn't finish, right?"
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"It's fine."
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"Yeah, but, like, you know,"
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"there's those... There's those little guys"
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"that come out before the big party."
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"You know?"
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"Should we maybe get a pill to be safe?"
Master of None
"Little guys? Do you mean pre-come?"
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"No, no."
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"You can't get pregnant from pre-come."
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"I got a buddy, this guy Donald..."
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"him and his girlfriend were having sex... same situation."
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"She got pregnant."
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"Now they got a kid. His name's Samson."
Master of None
"Well, that seems anecdotal."
Master of None
"No, no. I know this guy."
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"He's a friend of mine."
Master of None
"That's what anecdotal means."
Master of None
"You take one example,"
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"and you apply it to everything else."
Master of None
"- Oh, then that's anecdotal. - Yeah."
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"I was confusing it with urban legend."
Master of None
"Anyway, how about this?"
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"I got an idea."
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"Let's just Google it now,"
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"just for peace of mind."
Master of None
"Okay, peace of mind. Okay."
Master of None
"- Peace of mind. Yeah. - Great. Okay."
Master of None
"All right."
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"Uh..."
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"Okay, right here."
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""Pre-come does not contain sperm.""
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"Okay."
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"Um, I'm on this other site,"
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"and it says,"
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""Yes, the pre-ejaculate fluid itself does not contain sperm."
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"As the pre-ejaculate leaves the body, however,"
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"it may pick up sperm from a previous ejaculation"
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"that remains in the urethra.""
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"So, like, these other guys are just hanging out,"
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"and they just hitch a ride."
Master of None
"Well, but when's the last time you ejaculated?"
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"Mm..."
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"I mean, earlier tonight."
Master of None
"Wait. At the bar?"
Master of None
"No, not at the bar, at my house."
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"Like, here."
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"Here... Like, you know, before you go out."
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"If you're a dude, you do that so you're not..."
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"- I get it. I get it. - ...super excited when..."
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"I get it. I get it. Oh, damn it."
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"The little guys, they might be in me."
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"I want to get the pill."
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"All right, um,"
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"well, should I call an Uber or something?"
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"- Yeah, yeah. - Okay."
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"Um, there's an uberX that's, like, three minutes away."
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"There's an UberBLACK that's, like, 15 minutes away."
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"Should I just uberX?"
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"- Yeah. - Okay."
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"I just didn't want you to think"
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"I was being stingy with the Ubers."
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"Okay, that's fine."
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"All right."
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"So Kingston will be here in three minutes."
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"[gentle music playing]"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Hello, um..."
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"me and this young lady were..."
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"Yep."
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"There it is. Thanks."
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"Um, is that a good brand or..."
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"It's the best and only brand."
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"Um, yeah, we'll get one of those,"
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"and anything else?"
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"You good on snacks and stuff or..."
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"- I'm fine. - Yeah?"
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"And you want something to drink?"
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"Martinelli's?"
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"Martinelli's?"
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"You never had Martinelli's apple juice?"
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"And two Martinelli's as well."
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"Oh, no, no. Please. I got it."
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"My treat."
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"[hip-hop music playing loudly]"
Master of None
"Uh, sir, do you mind turning the radio off?"
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"- [music stops] - Thank you."
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"[sighs]"
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"Okay."
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"[grunts]"
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"Uh, okay, yeah."
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"Let's, uh, grab a drink or whatever sometime."
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"Sure, yeah."
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"Uh, yeah. It was nice meeting you."
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"Yeah."
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"Um, let's keep in touch."
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"- All right, cool. - Okay."
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"[car door clatters, beeps]"
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"- I don't... - Oh, hold on."
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"- Okay. - [car door beeping]"
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"- Sorry. - Whoa... Wha... I'll get..."
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"Okay. Is that good?"
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"There we go."
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"- Good night. Bye. - Bye."
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"[car door clicks shut]"
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"[whimsical acoustic guitar music]"
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"[Jacques Dutronc singing Il est cinq heures, Paris s'éveille]"
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"♪ ♪"
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"And then the condom broke."
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"I hope she was on birth control."
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"Nope, but luckily, we got one of those Plan B things."
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"So now two people that barely know each other"
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