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Clips from Seinfeld - The Opposite (S05E05)

"I'm the assistant to the traveling secretary."
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"I'm going on the road trips. I'll be on the plane."
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"I'm working in Yankee Stadium. This is a dream. I'm busting."
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"- Jerry, I'm busting. - I can't believe it."
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"Yeah."
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"- Yeah? - It's me."
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"- Come on up. - I'm out of my parent's house."
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"I'm taking that apartment on 86th Street."
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"- That's a great place. - I'm back in business, baby."
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"Don't get too excited about this stuff."
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"You know, things have a way of evening out."
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"Hey!"
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"- Hey, Elaine. - Hi."
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"How are things going?"
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"You wanna know how things are going?"
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"I'll tell you how things are going. I am getting kicked..."
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"- ...out of my apartment. - Why are they doing that?"
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"I don't know. They have a list of grievances."
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"- The jewel thief? - Yeah, the jewel thief."
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"- What else? - I put Canadian quarters..."
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"...in the washing machine."
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"I gotta be out by the end of the month."
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"Well, you could move in with my parents."
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"Was that the opposite of what you were going to say..."
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"...or was that just your natural instinct?"
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"Instinct."
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"Stick with the opposite."
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"Elaine, don't get too down. Everything will even out."
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"See, I have two friends."
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"You were up, he was down."
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"Now he's up, you're down."
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"See how it all evens out for me?"
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"Mr. Lippman, the people from Matsushimi are here."
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"All right. Tell them I'll be right there."
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"Oh, man."
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"Well, this is it, Elaine."
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"You know, without this merger, we'd be out on the street."
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"Boy, they sure saved us."
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"Mr. Lippman, you forgot your handkerchief."
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"Mr. Lippman."
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"You forgot your handkerchief. It's on my desk."
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"Lippman-san."
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"Lippman-san."
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"Mr. Lippman, it is with great pride that we undertake this partnership..."
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"- ...with your company. - I'm sorry."
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"I can't shake your hand right now. Germs."
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"No, I-"
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"- Is that the end of it? - It's the last one."
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"I can't believe you're moving out."
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"Kramer, is this true?"
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"Is it really happening?"
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"It's like a dream."
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"- Oh, it's true. - All right, let's go."
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"Don't get in trouble with the Yankees."
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"You be nice."
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"I'm not gonna be nice. That's how I got the job."
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"- Jerry, did you hear this? - He knows what he's doing."
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"I just want the both of you to know..."
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"...how much you mean to me..."
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"...and I love you both very, very much."
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"Opposite."
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"I must've had eight in my mouth."
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"I couldn't talk. I couldn't talk."
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"Why'd you have to eat so many?"
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"Because they're Jujyfruit. I like them."
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"I didn't know it would start a chain reaction..."
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"...that would lead to the end of Pendant Publishing."
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"Not to mention the end of Kramer's book."
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"You knew he had a cold. How did you expect him to blow his nose?"
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"Do you know what's going on here?"
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"Can't you see what's happened?"
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"I've become George."
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"Don't say that."
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"It's true. I'm George."
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"I'm George."
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"Greetings, people. Greetings."
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"Greetings and salutations."
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"What a beautiful day for a ball game."
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"Let's play two."
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"I'll have the chicken salad on rye, my usual."
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"You know what I get, darling."
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"So I had a little conversation today with Mr. Don Mattingly."
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"He's the first baseman."
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"We talked about his new batting stance. I'm not crazy about it."
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"But I said, "Donnie, go with it till it stops working.""
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"Donnie Baseball. He's a hell of a guy."
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"Wait, wait. That's too much. Mine was more than yours."
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"Let's call it even."
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"Coffee is a drink that encourages a lot of accessories around it."
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"Coffee cake, coffee table, coffee table book, klatches of people."
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"Say what you want about alcohol, but not only aren't there..."
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"...a lot of optional accessories, alcohol actually helps you..."
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"...get rid of things. Family, home, job, driver's license."
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"The only thing you have to remember to get..."
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"...is more alcohol."
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