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Clips from Cheers - Diane's Perfect Date (S01E01)

"So, where were we?"
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"Yeah, that was about it."
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"You ever dream that you have claws?"
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"That's it for me. I've gotta run."
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"Don't get up. I'm warning you."
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"Good night, all."
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"If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go scrape the bugs off my teeth."
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"Well, I guess that just about does it there for you, Andy."
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"- Thank you very much. - Thank you."
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"- Sam, everything alright? - Perfect."
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"Hard to tell. She didn't say much."
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"Except for that little scream she let out"
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"when I asked the waiter for a sharper knife."
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"Bye."
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"Is he...?"
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"He's gone. Yeah."
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"In that case,"
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"let me just say..."
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"of all the cheap, small-minded,"
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"creepy, sophomoric pranks"
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"you have perpetrated in your long, arrested adolescence,"
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"this is far and away the worst."
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"How could you, Sam?"
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"So, he wasn't your ideal date."
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"I'm big enough to admit when I'm wrong."
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"Did you really think this was amusing?"
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"Did you have lots of laughs planning it?"
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"Diane, I swear, I wasn't trying to be funny."
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"What were you trying to do?"
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"The truth is, I never saw the guy before in my life."
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"I met him in the back room and I paid him to go out with you."
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"You hired a murderer to take me out for the evening."
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"It's kind of funny when you put it that way."
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"Look, I actually didn't think that you were gonna get me a girl."
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"What did you think I'd get you?"
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"I... Well, I guess I..."
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"I thought that you were talking about us. You and me."
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"I thought that you thought you were the ideal date for me and vice versa."
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"Really?"
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"- You thought that we...? - I'm embarrassed."
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"I am so embarrassed."
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"I understand."
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"- Poor Sam. - Thank you so much."
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"Wait a minute. What do you mean, "Poor Sam"?"
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"I didn't realise you were carrying such a torch for me."
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"No. I didn't say I was carrying a torch for you."
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"I said I thought you were carrying a torch for me."
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"I'm certainly not carrying a torch for you."
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"Then I'm not carrying a torch for you."
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"Fine."
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"Sam..."
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"If you'll admit that you are carrying a little torch for me,"
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"I'll admit that I'm carrying a little one for you."
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"I am carrying a little torch for you."
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"Well, I'm not carrying one for you."
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"- Then I'm not carrying one for you. - You just said you were."
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"I said that only to get you to admit that you are."
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"You're making a fool of yourself."
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"Just admit that you're hung up on me, dammit."
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"- I am not. - You are, too."
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"I am not!"
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"Please! Do you think I'd behave like this in your home?"
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"Sorry."
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"Well, we are being awfully childish about this."
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"Maybe."
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"Let's leave it at this. I'm rubber and you're glue."
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"Everything you say bounces off me and sticks to you."
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"- You love me. - I do not."
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"- Do, too! - Do not!"
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"That is the most embarrassing display I have ever seen."
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"You're absolutely right. Anybody can see she's crazy about him."
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"Are you crazy? He's nuts about her."
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