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Clips from Avenue 5 - I Was Flying (S01E01)

"We need this fixed."
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"IRIS: They're on a delay."
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"I know that, Iris. Rav's on the delay, not you."
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"So, when you speak, I hear it immediately."
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"RAV: Okay, I'm just gonna talk because of the delay."
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"I've got some... (CHUCKLES) difficult news."
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"Um, it seems you've been knocked off course"
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"-by 0.21 degrees. -JUDD: So, what-- what is that--"
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"-What's that-- -RAV: Which means..."
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"uh, the trajectory has changed."
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"Sorry, ma'am. No ID, no entry."
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"Oh, okay. Um, Dan. Hi."
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"-Sorry, ma'am. -I'm supposed to be in there."
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"If you don't let me in, that is a problem."
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"-But do you have any ID? -And it's a problem"
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"that will be raised in the meeting"
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"that you are stopping me getting into."
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"You know, I don't have it with me. You do, however,"
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"and I-- Thank you so much. You're a sweetheart, Dan."
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"The new journey time, three years..."
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"to get home."
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"-Subject to change. -What?"
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"I didn't need to be in there."
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"RAV: We're all feeling very positive."
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"(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)"
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"-Um, I feel I should probably... -Three human years?"
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"Well, it's not gonna be dog years, is it?"
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"Fuck!"
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"Let's all take a second here, all right?"
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"Sounds like we got a few to play with."
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"We've got this! (CHUCKLES) Yeah!"
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"This may be the worst disaster since Google folded."
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"They'll figure this out."
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"You know, they turned the moon into a massive jail,"
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"they patented the liquid glove."
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"How hard can it be to reset a course?"
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".21 degrees. That's, like,"
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"what, less than half a right angle?"
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"How can that make us three years late?"
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"Billie?"
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"Um, me? Okay, so... we were going this way..."
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"-JUDD: Uh-huh. -...and now we're going..."
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"this way."
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"You see how my hands are moving far apart?"
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"-Mm-hm. -And it's further in reality,"
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"obviously. (CHUCKLES)"
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"Obviously, that's obvious, right?"
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"See?"
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"No. No. That's wrong. That's not right."
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"-It is right. -Is it right?"
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"-Yeah. -No."
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"It would be a straight line."
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"-No. -No."
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"-What? -Yes."
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"-Okay, who's the engineer here? -Who's the genius?"
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"-Who's the captain? -Who fucked up?"
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"-DREW: But how did that guy die? -MAX: What the hell's goin' on?"
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"Should we be scared?"
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"Maybe, if-- if you want."
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"You're supposed to say no, you prick!"
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"-We are paying to be here. -Okay. I'm trained"
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"to make sure that your body wash gets replenished,"
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"not to rectify the catastrophe of human existence."
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"So, worrying doesn't help, okay?"
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"Because the way you're acting right now,"
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"I'm finding you all extremely unenjoyable"
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"-at this point! -(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)"
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"And I wish we were in separate rooms,"
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"and I hate being alone!"
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"Look, in five weeks, this journey's gonna be over,"
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"and I'm gonna be home,"
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"and I'm never gonna have to think about you ever again!"
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"-(OVERLAPPING CHATTER) -All right,"
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"all right, Tony Macaroni,"
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"so listen to mama. We've been knocked off course,"
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"and we won't get home for three years."
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"-What? -(CROWD GASPS)"
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"-MAN: Three years? -(MATT LAUGHING)"
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"Oh, my God, that is hilarious!"
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"Oh, I just made a whole speech."
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"Karen, it was supposed to be your sister who's here,"
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"and it's you! (LAUGHING)"
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"She was saved by her big toe!"
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"-MAX: Why the hell didn't you tell us? -(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)"
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"Why did we accept those tickets? We were gonna get a divorce. We were about to split up!"
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"-We thought-- -"Why not just the space-cation? It's only eight weeks.""
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"I blame the yoga!"
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"Her class of bendy fuckers bashed against the wall"
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"and knocked us all off course."
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"He told me to set a record!"
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"Oh, so it's your fault?"
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"Maybe it was my fault."
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"Maybe it's Space Pony's fault because he got everybody up"
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"to look at the asteroid!"
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"MAN: It was a shitty asteroid!"
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"You know, if you don't start taking me seriously,"
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"everyone here is dead."
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"-(CROWD GASPS) -And you'll be first."
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"-What does that mean? -I don't wanna die!"
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"Right? What does any of it mean?"
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"This is fate. And it is freestyling with us."
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"-This is, like, jazz fate. -DOUG: I hate jazz!"
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"-MAN: And I hate fate. -Hey!"
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"-He's got a point. -What are you so happy about?"
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"I'm a nihilist."
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"-No, you're not! -Whatever!"
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"Oh, my god."
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"Everybody scream! (SCREAMS, LAUGHS)"
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"Fine. Let's just switch the gravity off"
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"and fire everyone at the opposite wall."
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"-Problem solved. -IRIS: Problem solved."
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"Billie? Problem solved?"
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"Obviously not."
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"No, we were going to use the gravitational pull of Titan,"
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"and we would've missed that now."
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"JUDD: All right."
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"Ryan, what's your plan?"
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"Well, "plan" is, uh, a little grand."
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"It's, uh-- It's not quite there yet."
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"I want answers. You're the man who saved Avenue..."
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