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Clips from Avenue 5 - I Was Flying (S01E01)

"-Avenue 3. -Three."
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"-BILLIE: That's right. -JUDD: I read the reports."
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"I don't even read. You're a damn hero."
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"Yeah, you were a hero then."
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"-Be a-- Be a hero now. -Hero now."
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"-BILLIE: You're the captain, s-- -(ENGLISH ACCENT) Oh, for fuck's sake!"
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"What is the matter with you people?"
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"It was the paramedics!"
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"I've said this over and over again!"
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"The fire on Avenue 3 was put out by firefighters!"
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"And the sprinklers came down from the ceiling!"
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"I was a bystander!"
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"I can be in the vicinity of a catastrophe,"
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"wearing a nice hat!"
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"Anything more than that, I'm out!"
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"(CLEARS THROAT)"
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"(AMERICAN ACCENT) Look, first thing's first,"
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"we need to calm the passengers."
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"What the hell just happened with your voice?"
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"Yeah, what the hell?"
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"-I raised my voice, I'm s-- -JUDD: No, no, no."
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"No, you did, like, a-- a puppet show,"
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"and then you did, like, a different voice."
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"No, I definitely didn't."
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"-IRIS: You definitely did. -Yeah. Yeah."
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"You did-- You did, like, a... (BRAYING)"
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"Okay, it wasn't exactly like that,"
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"-but it was very similar. -Are you Australian?"
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"(ENGLISH ACCENT) Am I Australian?"
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"-JUDD: Yeah. -No, I'm not Australian."
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"-All right. -I'll tell you what I am:"
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"-I'm English. -What the fuck?"
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"-Oh, my God. -That's so much worse!"
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"Oh, really? You think that's worse?"
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"Well, this is worse even than that."
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"I'm not a captain either."
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"-Oh, that makes sense. -Oh, my God."
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"That makes a lot of sense."
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"-Are you an admiral? -No. What?"
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"-Vice admiral? -No! This is a driverless ship."
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"All right? I was hired just to--"
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"to give the passengers some reassurance."
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"I think it's as insane as you do."
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"And the American accent?"
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"I-- I dunno. Passengers find American more reassuring."
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"God knows why."
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"Not as reassuring as having an actual captain!"
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"Hey, dial it down! I'm the one who gets to be mad!"
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"Okay, it's a really bad idea to give him anxiety."
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"You're a prick."
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"Bravo, that's a fantastic contribution."
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"Well done. You should get a badge for that."
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"Maybe little gold J, I dunno."
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"You see this little piece of floor over here?"
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"More useful than you!"
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"This-- This little green tin?"
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"More worth than you, dude,"
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"and I don't even know what's in it!"
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"That's actually my lunch, so it is worthless."
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"That's not enough for anyone to eat."
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"Look! I am doing exactly what I was employed to do."
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"Not one molecule of this is my fault!"
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"Well, you need to get us out of here."
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"No, actually, I don't! That's not my area."
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"(SCOFFS) Clearly!"
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"No. My job is to motivate the team to get us out of it."
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"All right, Captain..."
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"Not America."
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"If you're not in charge, who is?"
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"Joe."
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"Joe is the--"
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"was the real captain of the ship."
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"Joe the-- the dead guy?"
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"Joe, who hired me..."
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"because, well..."
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"I don't really wanna speak ill of the dead, but,"
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"let's be honest,"
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"Joe's social skills were..."
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"I mean, the man could barely finish."
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"In terms of sentences."
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"-Oh. -RYAN: You know."
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"I mean, he didn't like the passengers,"
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"he didn't like the crew."
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"-He liked you. Hated you. -Really?"
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"Thought you were a flat-out fucking nightmare."
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"Fuck him."
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"But if you wanna blame anybody,"
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"I'm afraid you've to blame the guy who put me on Avenue 3."
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"-Joe? -Still dead."
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"Well, Billie's next in line."
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"(SCOFFS) Okay, it's not a throne."
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"Okay. So, here's the thing:"
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"(AMERICAN ACCENT) I'm going to assemble the crew,"
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"and do some reassurance on them."
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"Stand easy."
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"Nadia, systems update."
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"All systems are nominal, sir."
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"Mads, orbital dynamics?"
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"Also nominal, sir."
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"Hey, Leah, you're gonna wanna hear this. Join me."
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"You guys know what's going on?"
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"(SCOFFS) I would've asked the captain,"
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"but I'm not allowed in case he gets me pregnant."
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"Fall in if you wanna find out more."
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"All secondary circuits are clear. Code green."
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"-He knows his stuff. -No, he doesn't."
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"-He really doesn't. -Oh, no."
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"No, no. He doesn't. I forgot."
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"(BILLIE SIGHS)"
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"But, you know, in difficult times,"
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"a crew, a real crew,"
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"needs to be the opposite of oil and water."
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"We cannot separate, we have to--"
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"MATT: Sir."
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"I hate to interrupt a protracted metaphor,"
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"but this brilliant, yet furious passenger"
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"would like to assign blame."
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"It's not really a good time."
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"-I know it's three years. -What?"
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"I know we're trapped here for three years."
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