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Clips from Galavant - Two Balls (S01E01)

"Lovely."
Galavant
"Spread 'em."
Galavant
"That is amazing!"
Galavant
"Gareth, isn't that amazing?"
Galavant
"It's really cool!"
Galavant
"Everyone, line up. Take a free shot at the eunuch."
Galavant
"You know, honey,"
Galavant
"let's throw these poor bastards a ball,"
Galavant
"breathe some life back into the place, get some food and music and entertainment."
Galavant
"I should probably start working up a routine with the Jester..."
Galavant
"- In my bedchamber, where it's quiet. - That's the spirit!"
Galavant
"Now, I don't want either one of you to leave your bedchamber"
Galavant
"until you've worked out a complete set."
Galavant
"Oh, I think I have a set the Jester can work with."
Galavant
"Fantastic!"
Galavant
"Oh, this is going to be such a hoot!"
Galavant
"Oh, come on, people!"
Galavant
"Don't pull your punches! Have fun with it!"
Galavant
"Get creative!"
Galavant
"Tickle, tickle, tickle!"
Galavant
"Nothing."
Galavant
"Your loss is our gain. And we thank you."
Galavant
"Our Sidney."
Galavant
"So handsome!"
Galavant
"We bought him that armor for his 16th birthday."
Galavant
"Cost us a fortune."
Galavant
"Sid, eat, eat. Y-you're wasting away!"
Galavant
"I'm fine, mother."
Galavant
"Just humor me."
Galavant
"Squire?"
Galavant
"Squire!"
Galavant
"Oh, right. That's me."
Galavant
"Don't tell me your squire is as dimwitted as our squire."
Galavant
"I think he may be."
Galavant
"You've got nice teeth."
Galavant
"So, tell us about your new lady friend, Sid."
Galavant
"Uh, father, this is Princess Isabella."
Galavant
"A princess?"
Galavant
"That's my boy!"
Galavant
"Oh, uh, Princess Isabella isn..."
Galavant
"Oh, the first time I saw your son,"
Galavant
"it was a dark and cloudy day,"
Galavant
"but your son with an "O" was my sun with a "U.""
Galavant
"We don't know how to read."
Galavant
"Not a word."
Galavant
"We're engaged."
Galavant
"This just took a fun turn."
Galavant
"Engaged?!"
Galavant
"Mazel tov!"
Galavant
"I can't believe it!"
Galavant
"We have to celebrate."
Galavant
"Oh, great. Another musical number."
Galavant
"Everyone, come see my son, the knight!"
Galavant
"♪ Oy, what a knight ♪"
Galavant
"♪ Gather 'round, you peasants ♪"
Galavant
"♪ Look who's graced us with his presence ♪"
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"- ♪ What a hero ♪ - ♪ What a mensch ♪"
Galavant
"♪ Oy, what a knight ♪"
Galavant
"♪ Plus, the kid's on fire ♪"
Galavant
"♪ With a big farkakte squire ♪"
Galavant
"♪ And a little shiksa wench ♪"
Galavant
"♪ Oy, what a knight, God, is he to die for ♪"
Galavant
"♪ Any girl would give an eye for such a hunk of kosher meat ♪"
Galavant
"♪ oy, what a knight ♪"
Galavant
"♪ Handsome ♪ ♪ and a charmer ♪"
Galavant
"♪ Is it true that 'neath that armor... ♪"
Galavant
"♪ Shh, he likes to be discreet ♪"
Galavant
"♪ Speaking as his rabbi, why am I not surprised? ♪"
Galavant
"♪ Our Sidney is the knight who put the "sir" in "circumcised" ♪"
Galavant
"♪ Oy, what a knight ♪"
Galavant
"♪ So, how's the business going? ♪"
Galavant
"♪ You know, jousting, tally-ho-ing ♪"
Galavant
"♪ Saving damsels in distress ♪"
Galavant
"♪ Oy, what a knight ♪"
Galavant
"Oh! Did I mention slaying?"
Galavant
"I did lots of it. Just saying."
Galavant
"- ♪ That's our Sidney, the success ♪ - Hey!"
Galavant
"♪ What a gorgeous family, your Sid can do no wrong ♪"
Galavant
"♪ Who knew he came from such a lovely home? ♪"
Galavant
"♪ Of course I'll be converting, so I'm sure we'll get along ♪"
Galavant
"Honey, please!"
Galavant
"♪ You had me at "shalom" ♪"
Galavant
"♪ Oy, what a squire ♪"
Galavant
"- ♪ So tell us 'bout sir Sidney ♪ - No."
Galavant
"- ♪ He saved your live once, didn't he? ♪ - No."
Galavant
"- ♪ So, twice? Thrice? - No. No."
Galavant
"♪ Do share ♪"
Galavant
"- ♪ Oy, what a knight ♪ ♪ Oy, what a ♪"
Galavant
"♪ Diddle, deedle, didle ♪"
Galavant
"♪ He's our hero ♪ ♪ He's my idol ♪"
Galavant
"♪ He's adored by one and all ♪"
Galavant
"- You guys! - ♪ And so, tonight, to honor our crusader ♪"
Galavant
"♪ You are all invited later ♪"
Galavant
"♪ To a fancy-schmancy ball ♪"
Galavant
"♪ Oy, yoy, yoy, yoy ♪"
Galavant
"♪ Oy, yoy-yoy-yoy-yoy ♪"
Galavant
"♪ Oy, what a knight ♪"
Galavant
"Oy, what a knight! Hey!"
Galavant
"Oy vey."
Galavant
"My God."
Galavant
"Lot of dolls for a boy."
Galavant
"I don't think they've changed anything in here since he was 12."
Galavant
"Oh, they love him. I think it's sweet."
Galavant
"Aren't you sugar and spice and everything nice?"
Galavant
"Well, aren't you rudeness and sarcasm and everything..."
Galavant
"- Um... - No, go on."
Galavant
"You find something that rhymes with "sarcasm" and makes sense,"
Galavant
"and I'll take the floor tonight."
Galavant
"You know what? I think..."
Galavant
"So, this is getting a little bigger than I anticipated."
Galavant
"They have a certain image of me, and I am just so sorry."
Galavant
"- There's no need to apologize. - What?"
Galavant
"Sid, the feldman boy wants to draw you,"
Galavant
"and we need that squire of yours to help set up the party!"
Galavant
"Coming, mom!"
Galavant
"Just... just please? Please?"
Galavant
"I'll be damned if I'm working a ball in my squire's honor."
Galavant
"Always about you, isn't it, Galavant?"
Galavant
"I'm on a journey to save your kingdom, aren't I?"
Galavant
"You're on a journey to get your girl back."
Galavant
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