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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - Guess What Happened on the Way to the Moon? (S01E01)

Once upon a time...

"Once upon a time..."

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... in a mythical place called Cape Kennedy...

"... in a mythical place called Cape Kennedy..."

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...an astronaut named Tony Nelson went up on a space mission.

"...an astronaut named Tony Nelson went up on a space mission."

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The missile went up...

"The missile went up..."

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...but something went wrong, and they had to bring it down.

"...but something went wrong, and they had to bring it down."

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Captain Nelson landed on an island in the South Pacific...

"Captain Nelson landed on an island in the South Pacific..."

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... where he found a bottle. At least, it looked like a bottle.

"... where he found a bottle. At least, it looked like a bottle."

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But it didn't act like a bottle.

"But it didn't act like a bottle."

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Because in it was a genie.

"Because in it was a genie."

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Oh, not your average, everyday genie...

"Oh, not your average, everyday genie..."

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...but a beautiful genie...

"...but a beautiful genie..."

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... who could grant any wish.

"... who could grant any wish."

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Captain Nelson was so grateful, he set Jeannie free...

"Captain Nelson was so grateful, he set Jeannie free..."

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... only she didn't want to be free.

"... only she didn't want to be free."

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You know how it is when you've been cooped up in a bottle for 2000 years.

"You know how it is when you've been cooped up in a bottle for 2000 years."

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She wanted to have fun.

"She wanted to have fun."

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And she wanted to have it with Captain Nelson.

"And she wanted to have it with Captain Nelson."

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So she followed him back to Cocoa Beach...

"So she followed him back to Cocoa Beach..."

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...a mythical town in a mythical state called Florida.

"...a mythical town in a mythical state called Florida."

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And there in this house, the girl in the bottle plays spin the astronaut.

"And there in this house, the girl in the bottle plays spin the astronaut."

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Where is that razor?

"Where is that razor?"

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A razor just doesn't simply get up and walk away by itself.

"A razor just doesn't simply get up and walk away by itself."

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Can't go to a briefing without a shave.

"Can't go to a briefing without a shave."

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Well, now, who put that in there?

"Well, now, who put that in there?"

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Jeannie.

"Jeannie."

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Jeannie?

"Jeannie?"

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Jeannie, you come out of there right now.

"Jeannie, you come out of there right now."

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Good morning, master darling. How may l serve you?

"Good morning, master darling. How may l serve you?"

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First of all, you can stop calling me ''master darling.''

"First of all, you can stop calling me ''master darling.''"

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And secondly, you can stop being such a neatener.

"And secondly, you can stop being such a neatener."

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What means this word '' neatener''?

"What means this word '' neatener''?"

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Well, it's like when you...

"Well, it's like when you..."

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...throw out my newspaper before l've read it.

"...throw out my newspaper before l've read it."

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And-- And you put her in the drawer.

"And-- And you put her in the drawer."

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And now, my razor is missing.

"And now, my razor is missing."

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Oh, that. l got rid of it.

"Oh, that. l got rid of it."

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-Why? -ln the land from which l came...

"-Why? -ln the land from which l came..."

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...it is the fashion for all masters to wear beards.

"...it is the fashion for all masters to wear beards."

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Well, Jeannie, in this country...

"Well, Jeannie, in this country..."

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...the only people who wear beards are folksingers and beatniks.

"...the only people who wear beards are folksingers and beatniks."

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But my handsome master would look like a king with a warrior's beard.

"But my handsome master would look like a king with a warrior's beard."

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Behold!

"Behold!"

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Beautiful.

"Beautiful."

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Now you look a proper master.

"Now you look a proper master."

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lf l walk around Cape Kennedy like this...

"lf l walk around Cape Kennedy like this..."

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...they'll blast me off without a capsule.

"...they'll blast me off without a capsule."

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That must be Dr. Bellows.

"That must be Dr. Bellows."

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Now get me out of this, quick.

"Now get me out of this, quick."

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Well.... Well, thanks.

"Well.... Well, thanks."

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Oh, thanks for the shave.

"Oh, thanks for the shave."

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Not very funny.

"Not very funny."

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No, it's not very funny. But then how many doorbells are?

"No, it's not very funny. But then how many doorbells are?"

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Good morning, Dr. Bellows. Well, l'm ready, sir. Shall we go?

"Good morning, Dr. Bellows. Well, l'm ready, sir. Shall we go?"

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We don't wanna be late for the briefing.

"We don't wanna be late for the briefing."

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No, we don't, do we?

"No, we don't, do we?"

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Have a nice day.

"Have a nice day."

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Lights, please.

"Lights, please."

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That's it, gentlemen.

"That's it, gentlemen."

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We've looked at so many films of the moon's surface...

"We've looked at so many films of the moon's surface..."

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...when we finally land it'll seem like homecoming.

"...when we finally land it'll seem like homecoming."

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That's why this survival mission you're embarking on tomorrow...

"That's why this survival mission you're embarking on tomorrow..."

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...is of such vital importance.

"...is of such vital importance."

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When you get back, we'll have a better idea...

"When you get back, we'll have a better idea..."

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...of man's ability to survive a week under really rugged conditions.

"...of man's ability to survive a week under really rugged conditions."

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Furnace Canyon, Nevada...

"Furnace Canyon, Nevada..."

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...1 20 degrees during the day, and 1 0 below zero at night.

"...1 20 degrees during the day, and 1 0 below zero at night."

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Miles and miles of nothing but miles and miles of nothing.

"Miles and miles of nothing but miles and miles of nothing."

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Furnace Canyon is hazardous and miserable.

"Furnace Canyon is hazardous and miserable."

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And too easy for our purposes.

"And too easy for our purposes."

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Therefore, tomorrow morning at 0600 hours...

"Therefore, tomorrow morning at 0600 hours..."

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...you will be deposited on the floor of Skull Flats, Utah.

"...you will be deposited on the floor of Skull Flats, Utah."

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Skull Flats.

"Skull Flats."

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l'm not complaining, but for once l'd like to go on a survival mission...

"l'm not complaining, but for once l'd like to go on a survival mission..."

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...to a place called, like, Happy Valley or Merry Meadows.

"...to a place called, like, Happy Valley or Merry Meadows."

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Yes.

"Yes."

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-Bellows. -Theoretically...

"-Bellows. -Theoretically..."

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...men of your age and superlative physical condition...

"...men of your age and superlative physical condition..."

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...should be able to cover the 7 5 miles...

"...should be able to cover the 7 5 miles..."

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...from the drop zone to our evacuation strip...

"...from the drop zone to our evacuation strip..."

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...if nothing goes wrong.

"...if nothing goes wrong."

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-You figure something will? -Lots of things.

"-You figure something will? -Lots of things."

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That's the survival game for you.

"That's the survival game for you."

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We're setting you down with one quart of water per man. Period.

"We're setting you down with one quart of water per man. Period."

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You mean.... You mean no food?

"You mean.... You mean no food?"

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Only what you are able to catch, kill or scrape off the underside of rocks.

"Only what you are able to catch, kill or scrape off the underside of rocks."

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Well, the chocolate rocks are mine.

"Well, the chocolate rocks are mine."

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But it is utterly ridiculous.

"But it is utterly ridiculous."

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You cannot go out into the desert without me.

"You cannot go out into the desert without me."

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Oh, yes, l can.

"Oh, yes, l can."

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This is a do-it-yourself survival mission.

"This is a do-it-yourself survival mission."

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l am leaving you right here.

"l am leaving you right here."

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Just to make certain you don't interfere, back in the bottle you go.

"Just to make certain you don't interfere, back in the bottle you go."

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Oh, please, master. Over 2000 years l've spent in that accursed bottle.

"Oh, please, master. Over 2000 years l've spent in that accursed bottle."

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Then one more week can't make that much difference.

"Then one more week can't make that much difference."

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Now be a good genie and back in the bottle.

"Now be a good genie and back in the bottle."

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You are the most difficult master l have ever served!

"You are the most difficult master l have ever served!"

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Thanks, Jeannie.

"Thanks, Jeannie."

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And when l told Annabelle we're going out of town for a week...

"And when l told Annabelle we're going out of town for a week..."

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...you should hear the way she cried. Like a baby. When l told Louise...

"...you should hear the way she cried. Like a baby. When l told Louise..."

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-...she completely-- -All right. lf we hurry...

"-...she completely-- -All right. lf we hurry..."

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...we'll have time to say goodbye to Margie and Dottie and Fay...

"...we'll have time to say goodbye to Margie and Dottie and Fay..."

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-...on the way to the airstrip. -They can wait. Let me grab this.

"-...on the way to the airstrip. -They can wait. Let me grab this."

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Okay, thanks.

"Okay, thanks."

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Now, Jeannie, l want you to be a good girl, you understand?

"Now, Jeannie, l want you to be a good girl, you understand?"

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Look, look. Here.

"Look, look. Here."

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You can play with your marbles while l'm gone.

"You can play with your marbles while l'm gone."

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l hope-- l hope l didn't hit you.

"l hope-- l hope l didn't hit you."

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There. You'll be safe right here.

"There. You'll be safe right here."

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But how safe am l gonna be on a desert...

"But how safe am l gonna be on a desert..."

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...with a guy who talks to bottles?

"...with a guy who talks to bottles?"

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-Well, is it everything l promised? -Yes, sir, and more.

"-Well, is it everything l promised? -Yes, sir, and more."

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Boy, it must be 1 1 0 in the shade out here. lf there was any shade.

"Boy, it must be 1 1 0 in the shade out here. lf there was any shade."

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Well, cheer up. lt's only 7:00 in the morning.

"Well, cheer up. lt's only 7:00 in the morning."

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l know l don't have to remind you of the importance...

"l know l don't have to remind you of the importance..."

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-...of what you're about to do. -No, sir.

"-...of what you're about to do. -No, sir."

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We appreciate you choosing us for this mission. Don't we, Roge?

"We appreciate you choosing us for this mission. Don't we, Roge?"

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Right. After this, the moon mission will seem like a weekend in Miami.

"Right. After this, the moon mission will seem like a weekend in Miami."

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-Any final orders, sir? -No. Just stay alive...

"-Any final orders, sir? -No. Just stay alive..."

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...and cover as much ground as possible.

"...and cover as much ground as possible."

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Let's get cracking.

"Let's get cracking."

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