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Clips from Derry Girls - The Prom (S02E02)

"who fights with Hoovers and rides aliens in a telephone box,"
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"is the very fucking definition of a creep convention."
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"It's a Doctor Who night."
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"Me and my stepdad used to watch it when I was little."
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"Well, someone should have called social services then, James."
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"You're not going to the prom then, James?"
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"Well, I was going to ask you to be my date."
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"I'm sorry, Clare."
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"You were going to ask James to be your date?"
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"What the fuck's wrong with you?"
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"Well, it's a bit more complicated for me."
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"You're a lesbian, Clare, not desperate."
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"Now, I don't know who to ask."
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"Tell me about it."
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"There's at least five fellas that fancy the arse off me,"
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"but I just can't choose."
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"Yeah, that's definitely the same."
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"-I'll be your date, Clare. -But, Erin, people might talk."
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"They might get the wrong idea."
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"Let them. We need to break down these ridiculous conventions."
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"-Are you sure? -I'd be proud to have you on my arm."
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"-Thank you. -Oh, God."
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"John Paul's over there."
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"Christ, but it's been so awkward since we broke up."
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"For fuck's sake, Erin."
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"He kissed your cheek at Kerry Coyle's 16th birthday party,"
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"and then passed out in a puddle of his own boke."
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"Yeah, he missed the boat, all right."
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"I'm sure the fact that he's poking a model is some consolation."
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"OK. Cara is not a model."
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"She's done some modeling. There's a difference."
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"I heard she's gonna be on Baywatch."
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"She's not gonna be on Baywatch, Orla."
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"-I heard that too, the Baywatch thing. -So did I."
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"They don't have people from Derry on Baywatch, OK?"
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"We're just too pasty."
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"Look, it was never going to work out between me and John Paul."
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"I realize that now"
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"because I'm looking for an intellectual connection, and he wants--"
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"-To ride a model. -She is not a model."
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"-Oh, my God. -What?"
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"Looks like they're breaking up."
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"-I can't do this anymore. -Why?"
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"Jesus. Are they really? Are they breaking up?"
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"They are. They're breaking up. This is class."
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"-What? -Later."
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"Erin, what are you doing?"
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"She has no respect for herself, and coming from me..."
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"-That is bad. -Exactly."
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"Hey."
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"-Hey. Hey! -Jesus Christ."
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"Sorry. What happened there was,"
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"well, I slightly misjudged the level of my own voice, I think."
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"You're grand. I was in a world of my own."
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"Everything okay?"
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"-Yeah, yeah. -You sure?"
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"-Oh, yeah. -Really?"
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"It's just, I couldn't help but notice"
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"that you and Cara were sort of breaking up a bit there."
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"Yeah."
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"I mean, it's all cool."
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"Really?"
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"It was mutual. It was definitely a mutual thing."
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"Although maybe she wanted to mutually split up a bit more than I did."
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"I see."
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"Now, I'm just not sure it was the right decision."
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"It definitely was."
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"We just got each other, you know."
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"I mean she's so cool, and smart."
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"Smart? Really?"
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"And she's a model, for Christ's sake."
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"She's done some modeling."
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"I'm just wondering whether I should, like, go after her and try and sort it out."
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"-You definitely shouldn't do that. -Really?"
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"Yeah, it's needy. What you should do is take your mind off it."
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"Okay, cool. Sweet."
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"How?"
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"Go out with me."
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"I mean, go out with us, me and my friends."
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"We're going to this prom thing on Saturday night."
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"Prom? Sounds sort of..."
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"-Shit? -Formal."
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"Oh, no, it's not. It's actually not at all."
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"It's actually very informal."
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"It's actually really, like, laid-back, chilled, who gives an eff kind of thing."
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"It's not a big deal. It's not a big deal at all."
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"This is a huge day. This is a massive, massive day."
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"I'm going to the prom with John Paul Riley, for God's sake."
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"Come on, Mammy."
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"I don't care if you're going to the prom with John Paul II, Erin,"
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"I'm not buying you another frock. End of story."
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"But, Mammy, you don't understand."
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"There's nothing wrong with your Easter dress."
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"There is lots of things wrong with my Easter dress."
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"I mean, it matches Orla's."
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"That being the main one."
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"Honestly, Erin, I think we'll look so cracker"
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"if we both rock in wearing these."
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"Right. Well, I don't."
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"Ach, Mary, you'd think the wain's been dropped into it."
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"You wouldn't nip it in a bit for her?"
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"I'd do it myself, but sewing plays havoc with my acrylics."
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"Fine."
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"I really like this fella, Mammy."
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"Well, if he really likes you, it won't matter what you wear."
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"Ach, come off it."
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"Have you a date lined up, Orla?"
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"I do, aye."
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"What? With, like, a human?"
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"Yeah."
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"This document is an insult"
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"to the majority of people of Northern Ireland."
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"All right, Ian, we get the idea, like."
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"[static]"
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"What are you futtering at?"
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"The picture's just gone a bit sort of--"
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"-Dear Jesus! -[static]"
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"You have to give it a bit of a shock, now and again."
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"You have to keep it on its toes."
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"I'm not sure you do have to keep it on its toes, Joe."
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