Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Derry Girls - The Prom (S02E02)

"It's a television."
Derry Girls
"OK, OK, OK!"
Derry Girls
"I'm just going to turn it off and on again."
Derry Girls
"That usually does the trick."
Derry Girls
"There we go. Hmm?"
Derry Girls
"Doesn't seem to be anything happening now."
Derry Girls
"This stupid prick's broken the TV, Mary!"
Derry Girls
"For God's sake, Gerry."
Derry Girls
"He's been futtering."
Derry Girls
"Excuse me, you're the one that was thumping it repeatedly, Joe."
Derry Girls
"I'll thump you repeatedly."
Derry Girls
"Well, the pair of you better sort it out."
Derry Girls
"London's Burning's on in 20 minutes."
Derry Girls
"God, Mary, but them poor fellas are flat out with fires, so they are."
Derry Girls
"Jesus, but they never get a minute."
Derry Girls
"Aye, it's a good job they keep themselves in such great shape."
Derry Girls
"Don't, Mary. That Greek fella..."
Derry Girls
"He could throw me over his shoulder any day of the week."
Derry Girls
"Boke-o-rama."
Derry Girls
"-I hate to do this, Clare. -I said it's fine."
Derry Girls
"-Really? -I'm happy for you."
Derry Girls
"OK. It's just, you don't sound happy for me."
Derry Girls
"Well, I am. I'm over the moon."
Derry Girls
"Great, because me and John Paul"
Derry Girls
"are just at a really crucial point in our relationship."
Derry Girls
"You've strong-armed him into taking you to the prom, Erin."
Derry Girls
"-Doesn't mean you're in a relationship. -We'll see about that."
Derry Girls
"Hiya. So, this is where the gays hang out, is it?"
Derry Girls
"-[all laugh] -What's happening?"
Derry Girls
"Erin's just sacked Clare as her prom date so she could take a fella she fancies."
Derry Girls
"Bad craic, Erin. Very bad craic."
Derry Girls
"-That is not true. -Isn't it?"
Derry Girls
"Well, I mean, there is some truth in it, but--"
Derry Girls
"-Come with me. -Really?"
Derry Girls
"-Really? -Really."
Derry Girls
"It'll be a laugh. And I'm definitely an upgrade."
Derry Girls
"Just a wee joke there."
Derry Girls
"It was--it was dead funny."
Derry Girls
"-What do you say? -Sounds good to me."
Derry Girls
"Great. All sorted."
Derry Girls
"OK. Now that Mae has officially joined the group,"
Derry Girls
"we need to give James his notice."
Derry Girls
"What?"
Derry Girls
"I personally think a week's more than generous."
Derry Girls
"-Me too. -Orla!"
Derry Girls
"Well, I'm sorry, James,"
Derry Girls
"but Chinese people are just better than English people."
Derry Girls
"♪ We're gonna be so good ♪"
Derry Girls
"Right. I say we hit Primark first."
Derry Girls
"Classy."
Derry Girls
"Yeah, well, we have about £17.50 between us, Mae,"
Derry Girls
"so, needs must."
Derry Girls
"It's grand. I swiped my ma's credit card."
Derry Girls
"Is that grand, or is that actually a criminal offense?"
Derry Girls
"Look, we'll just whack a couple of dresses on it,"
Derry Girls
"don't take the labels off, wear them to prom,"
Derry Girls
"then return them the next day."
Derry Girls
"The money will be back in her account as quick as it went out."
Derry Girls
"No way, Jose."
Derry Girls
"It's totally grand, Clare. I do it all the time."
Derry Girls
"You just have to make sure that you don't, like,"
Derry Girls
"spill anything on it, or, like, sweat."
Derry Girls
"♪ We're gonna be so good ♪"
Derry Girls
"What do you think of this one?"
Derry Girls
"I don't know. I'm not sure it's you, really."
Derry Girls
"Good. I don't want to be me."
Derry Girls
"Which of these do you like best?"
Derry Girls
"-Definitely the pink. -Has to be the blue."
Derry Girls
"Yeah, I thought the blue."
Derry Girls
"This doesn't do my baps any justice."
Derry Girls
"Have you decided who you're bringing yet?"
Derry Girls
"Well, I've narrowed it down to two."
Derry Girls
"There's big Johnny Keyes, who works in Dunnes."
Derry Girls
"Thick as fuck but a massive, massive ride."
Derry Girls
"Then there's this other fella."
Derry Girls
"He's not as thick, but he's also not as hot,"
Derry Girls
"although I have heard he is really good with his hands."
Derry Girls
"And when I say he's good with his hands,"
Derry Girls
"I'm not talking about putting up shelves, girls, I'm talking about--"
Derry Girls
"Everybody knows what you're talking about, Michelle."
Derry Girls
"-Fingering. -Honestly."
Derry Girls
"I can't find anything I like."
Derry Girls
"[Orla] Well, I'm just so torn."
Derry Girls
"I mean, I love my Easter dress,"
Derry Girls
"but this is cracker, too."
Derry Girls
"There's just nothing that doesn't suit me."
Derry Girls
"♪ You're the best thing ♪"
Derry Girls
"Oh, my God. That's the one."
Derry Girls
"Can I try that one, please?"
Derry Girls
"Sorry, love, that's been left over for someone."
Derry Girls
"What?"
Derry Girls
"Hiya!"
Derry Girls
"-Sorry, girls, I can't stop. -Nobody wants you to."
Derry Girls
"Just grabbing a few wee bits for the prom."
Derry Girls
"Sure, you know how it is."
Derry Girls
"Oh, I was just about to try that one on."
Derry Girls
"Well, I left it over, so..."
Derry Girls
"It's just that red's my color."
Derry Girls
"Yeah, mine too."
Derry Girls
"No, you don't understand. I really, really suit it."
Derry Girls
"Yeah, so do I."
Derry Girls
"Garnet's actually my birthstone."
Derry Girls
"Well, ruby's mine, so..."
Derry Girls
"I want that dress, Jenny."
Derry Girls
"Well, you can't have it."
Derry Girls
"Bitch."
Derry Girls
"I cannot believe she wouldn't even let me try it on."
Derry Girls
"Yeah, well, she did leave it over, so..."
Derry Girls
"-She so knew it would look better on you. -Exactly."
Derry Girls
"I heard the whole Prom Queen thing's rigged as well."
Derry Girls
"I heard she's set it up so she can win it."
Derry Girls
"Fuck me, what a total dick."
Derry Girls
"She shouldn't be able to get away with that."
Derry Girls
"Look the only reason we're having a prom is because Jenny organized it."
Derry Girls
"So?"
Derry Girls
"So, if she wants to be Prom Queen, let her be Prom Queen."
Derry Girls
"-Why are you sticking up for her? -Why are you slagging her off?"
Derry Girls
"Erin, all we do is slag off Jenny."
Derry Girls
"Yeah, well, we've the right to slag her off. We put the hours in."
Derry Girls
"You can't just show up one day and join in."
Derry Girls
Show more clips