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Clips from Derry Girls - The Prom (S02E02)

"♪ Do-be, do-be, do-be, do-be Do-be, do-be, do ♪"
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"-♪ It's Monday morning ♪ -♪ It's Monday morning ♪"
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"-♪ Hip-hip hooray ♪ -♪ Hip-hip hooray ♪"
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"♪ Let's get going It's a brand-new day ♪"
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"-♪ It's Monday morning ♪ -♪ It's Monday morning ♪"
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"-♪ Come on, let's go ♪ -♪ Come on, let's go ♪"
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"♪ Paint on a smile And start the show ♪"
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"-♪ Dum-dum-dum-dum ♪ -♪ On Monday morning ♪"
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"-♪ Dum-dum-dum ♪ -♪ There ain't nothing ♪"
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"-♪ That I can't do ♪ -♪ Do-be-do-be-do ♪"
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"-♪ Oh, Monday morning ♪ -♪ Monday morning ♪"
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"-♪ Oh, Monday morning ♪ -♪ Monday morning ♪"
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"♪ Monday morning I love you ♪"
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"♪ Hoo-hoo-hoo! ♪"
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"-[silence] -[student coughs]"
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"Lovely."
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"And I believe you wrote the lyrics yourselves, is that correct?"
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"It is, indeed, Sister."
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"Do you ever think you might have too much time on your hands, girls?"
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"Lose the jackets."
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"OK, just a couple of things."
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"Firstly, I'd like to introduce Mae Cheung."
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"Can you make yourself known, please, Mae?"
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"Miss Cheung's family have recently moved here to Derry,"
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"so, I hope you'll all make her feel very welcome."
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"It's bound to be a bit of a culture shock, Mae."
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"Things are done differently in this part of the world,"
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"but I'm sure you'll soon feel"
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"as at home here as you did back in your beloved Donegal."
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"Announcement from Jenny Joyce and the dance committee."
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"“The school social event of the year is fast approaching,"
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"but before you don your glad rags,"
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"and boogie on down--""
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"I'm sorry, I simply cannot read this."
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"But before you don your glad rags and boogie on down,"
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"we'd like to let you in on our little secret."
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"We're not actually gonna have a school formal this year."
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"[students murmuring] What?!"
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"No, listen. We're not gonna have a school formal."
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"We're gonna have..."
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"♪ Do-be, do-be, do-be, do-be Do-be, do-be, do ♪"
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"A '50s prom!"
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"-[students] What? -Wise up."
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"I know, I know, but I do love a theme."
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"Sure, isn't that why people call me the Theme Queen?"
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"-Do they? -Do they fuck."
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"We wanted to have a real, old school, retro, vintage vibe,"
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"so feel free to just go for it."
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"Feel free to kiss my hole."
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"♪ Bop-bop, bop, bop ♪"
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"♪ Bop-bop, bop, bop ♪"
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"[Clare] There she is."
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"OK, so I say we just go over there and be ourselves, girls."
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"Well, not totally ourselves. We should definitely be a bit ourselves."
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"We could also pretend we're sort of better than we actually are, so,"
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"I suppose what I'm saying is we could present a version of ourselves as less--"
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"-Crap. -Precisely."
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"Why do we even have to talk to her?"
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"-Because she's new, Michelle. -I hate people I don't know."
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"And, in case you hadn't noticed, she also happens to be Chinese."
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"I mean, how class would it be to have a Chinese friend?"
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"-We could keep her in my toy box. -No, we couldn't."
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"-She'd definitely fit. -That is not the point."
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"Fine. But can we agree it's on a strict one in, one out basis?"
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"If she joins the group, James has to leave."
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"-Course. -Absolutely."
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"Excuse me?"
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"[speaking Cantonese]"
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"Is she all right?"
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"Burnin' for you, Clare."
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"I-i-i-i-it's Cantonese."
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"Right. Well, I'm from Donegal, and we speak English there."
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"If you say so, Mae, but I spent a summer in Killybegs,"
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"and seriously, not a fucking word."
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"We just wanted to introduce ourselves and--"
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"OK. I think I see where this is going. I get this a lot."
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"Dull, white girls wanting me to join their gang because, well..."
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"-We're not dull. -Sure."
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"And I'm actually a boy."
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"Whoa. She has a really fucked-up accent."
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"We know."
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"[sighs] What's in this for me?"
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"What are you bringing to the table?"
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"Cream crackers?"
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"I'm good for cream crackers, thank you."
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"I'll see you round, girls."
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"Maybe we don't need a Chinese person. We've already got a lesbian."
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"What? Who?"
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"-Me. -Really?"
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"-You don't look like a lesbian. -What do you mean?"
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"Just that you're a bit... short."
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"Well, there's no height restrictions..."
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"as far as I'm aware."
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"Interesting. I've always wanted a gay friend."
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"I mean, ideally a fella."
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"-Howdy, folks. -Christ."
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"I'm Jenny. This is Aisling."
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"We just thought we'd introduce ourselves and see--"
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"Too late, Jenny. She's ours."
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"I see. Look, these girls are great,"
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"but I do have a pen pal from the Caribbean,"
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"so, perhaps my circle is a little bit more diverse."
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"Back off."
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"Think it over. Give me a call."
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"Oh, and FYI, the Prom Queen vote closes today."
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"FY nobody gives a shit."
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"Here's the wee ballot."
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"I see you've thrown your hat into the ring, Jenny."
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"I had my arm twisted, but feel free to tick my box."
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"Dirty bitch."
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"Well, this prom is going to be a full-blown dick-fest."
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"You know, there isn't even gonna be a DJ."
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"Apparently, Jenny's hired this fuckin' pensioner band."
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"Christ, really?"
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"I heard the drummer is at least 30."
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"I don't feel so bad about missing it now."
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"It clashes with my thing."
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"The creep convention? Seriously?"
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"It's not a creep convention."
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"Well, I think a load of perverts getting together to wank over some fella"
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