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Clips from The Goldbergs - I Heart Video Dating (S04E04)

"in my chosen profession."
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"That looks broke. Let me fix that."
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"Hey, I was practicing my tooting skills."
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"Coach said the whistle is the foundation"
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"from which the gymnasium arts were built."
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"You're just gonna sit here and let him do this."
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"It was nice and quiet. He said it was for school."
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"It is!"
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"I've finally decided on a career path."
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"I'm gonna be a P.E. Teacher."
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"Oh, my."
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"Dad, you're right. It's time I find my place in society."
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"And what could impact society more than me teaching youth"
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"how to do light exercise and parachute games?"
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"I fully support you 100%."
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"Seriously? Dude!"
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"I thought you were gonna stomp on this dream like all the others."
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"- Nah, it's too good. - It is."
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"In fact, I'm gonna go grab some shut-eye."
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"It's 6:30."
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"I'm waking up at dawn."
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"Me and Coach are going on a 12-mile jog,"
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"then we're powering down a classic English breakfast."
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"- Why? - He likes to start each morning"
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"with 5,000 to 6,000 calories,"
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"bangers and mash, kippers, kidneys,"
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"boiled and fried potatoes, black and white pudding,"
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"three kinds of meats. His mom's British."
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"Seems like a lot."
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"Eh... She's a handful, but I like her."
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"(CHUCKLES) Anyway, off to bed."
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"I don't understand, Mur."
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"Are you actually okay with your son being a gym coach?"
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"Just like everything else,"
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"the kid will move on to the next stupid dream of his."
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"And what if he doesn't?"
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"Believe me, he ain't getting up"
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"at 5:00 in the morning to move his body. We're golden."
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"Dig deep. Imagine a jaguar's chasing you."
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"- Let's go. - (SIGHS)"
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"I'm miserable, but happier than I've ever been."
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"Oh, (BLEEP)."
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"ADULT ADAM: It was the day of the big premiere of a dating video."
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"But, hey, it was still a premiere."
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"Before I begin, I have a few words to say."
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"Webster's Dictionary defines "masterpiece" as..."
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"Press "play.""
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"Okay, without further ado,"
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"I present to you Bill Lewis, as requested, a real macho man."
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"(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"Macho, macho man"
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"Macho man, yeah"
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"I've got to be a macho man"
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"I've got to be a macho Macho, macho man"
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"Hi. I'm Bill Lewis."
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"I like to dance, get sweaty, and have some fun."
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"I'm shipshape and ready for love."
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"Hey, let's build a relationship."
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"You have the right to fall in love"
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"with Bill Lewis of Bill Lewis Tile and Flooring."
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"Hey, what are you doing?"
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"Destroying this and starting over."
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"But I gave you exactly what you asked for, macho."
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"Your dad was a shirtless cowboy, a sweaty cop, a leather-clad biker."
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"Oh, I see it now."
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"Erica, it's time to hand me the reins."
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"This is a job for the Yentadex."
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"What the hell is that?"
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"Every yenta has a Rolodex"
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"filled with perfect matches for everyone they know."
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"So buckle up, Bill."
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"You're about to go on the ride of your life."
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"No, there will be no buckling. I'm handling this."
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"Okay, I appreciate everyone's help,"
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"but I'm shutting this down. I'm just..."
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"I'm not over my wife."
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"We all get one true love, and she was mine."
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"There is no way you only get one soul mate in life"
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"because he's in love with someone else,"
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"and then I'm gonna be alone forever,"
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"and I'm not gonna let that happen to you, Bill!"
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"Wow! She's a passionate young lady."
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"Got most of her facts wrong,"
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"but her heart's in the right place."
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"Hey, guys, I really need your help."
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"Each of you grab a leg and push."
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"I ate nine bananas, but I'm still cramping up something nasty."
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"Damn it, you ate all my bananas?"
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"I'm in real athletic pain!"
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"Sit, Al."
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"Nobody is touching those legs in those tiny shorts."
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"These are official coaching bottoms."
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"Sure, they cinch up the bathing-suit area,"
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"but Coach says I'll eventually reach"
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"a healthy level of crotchular numbness."
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"For the love of God, take 'em off!"
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"You'll never have kids."
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"Gym teachers don't have kids."
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"Their kids are the students they teach."
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"All right, enough with this gym crap."
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"Sit down. Clash of the Titans is on."
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"They've got oracles. You love oracles."
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"Ah... Seers and wizards don't fit into my new, healthy lifestyle."
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"I'm gonna go blend up a power shake."
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"So much fiber. The body really is an amazing organ."
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"One point, two points, three points."
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"(CHUCKLES) Four points, Barry."
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"What imaginary game is he playing?"
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"There's no way to know."
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"I mean, of all his farkakte dreams,"
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"this is the one he's going with."
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"This is a nightmare."
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"Do something!"
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"I will!"
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"Thanks for sitting down with me, Rick."
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"In a way, it's like we're married."
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"Yeah, that's gonna make this easier."
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"Uh, thing is, Barry's not gonna be a gym teacher."
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"What's that now?"
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"I think that Woody Allen said it best."
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