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Clips from The Goldbergs - I Heart Video Dating (S04E04)

""Those that can't do, teach."
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""And those that can't teach, teach gym.""
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"How dare you."
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"You call that a Woody Allen impression?"
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"This is a Woody Allen impression."
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"That's exactly what I'm doing."
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"You got to stammer like this."
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"Use your hands more."
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"Forget Woody! Here's the deal..."
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"No more physical education education!"
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"Seems to me you're implying"
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"that being a gym coach isn't good enough."
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"No, I think what you do is amazing."
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"Just not for my son."
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"You've seen your life. You get it."
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"Well, he may be your son, but he's my gym son."
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"- That's not a thing. - Oh, it is."
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"There's no such thing."
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"There's no greater bond in the world"
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"I think except for the bond"
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"between a dad and his actual boy."
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"Well, may the best father win."
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"Well, that's me. I'm his father."
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"And I'm his coach-father."
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"We're done here."
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"ADULT ADAM: And so began the war over Barry's future."
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"Meanwhile, my sister was so shaken by Bill's words"
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"that she turned her matchmaking skills on herself."
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"Hi. I'm Erica. I'm not desperate or anything."
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"I just want to make sure that I don't miss my one chance"
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"to have a happy life with Geoff."
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"Can I start over?"
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"Webster defines "love" as... Nope."
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"(BLUBBERING)"
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"Geoff, Geoff, Geoff, Geoff, Geoff. Okay."
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"I think I got it out of my system,"
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"so let's Geoff this one more time."
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"I mean, look at this photo of Evy."
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"Are you freaking kidding me?"
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"He's gonna be an eye doctor"
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"because he's gonna follow in his dad's footsteps."
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"It's a safe career, but we would have had a beautiful home."
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"(CRYING) I'm sorry. I shouldn't be crying."
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"This is bad."
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"I don't know who this Geoff guy is,"
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"but I think he may have dodged a bullet."
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"All right, ladies and actual ladies,"
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"it's time to pick captains for today's game,"
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"which would be..."
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"It's your class, Coach. Your call."
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"Not today."
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"I want you to take this little cork ball"
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"and jam it into your whistle,"
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"Coach."
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"Physical education education just got real."
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"- You mean I'm ready? - Damn right you're ready."
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"This is your class now."
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"Today their fate is in your hands."
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"- Name your game. - Anything?"
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"Even crab soccer?"
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"- You can crab any sport you like, son. - (ALL GASP)"
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"He who holds the whistle makes the laws."
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"You heard Coach Tasty."
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"- Crab formation now! - (BLOWS WHISTLE)"
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"ADULT ADAM: That day, Barry invented crab hockey."
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"As a gym coach, he was a natural."
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"Show me some hustle! (BLOWS WHISTLE)"
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"Second place is the first place of losers."
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""Winning" spelled backwards is "gninniw.""
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"It's never okay to put butter on a donut!"
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"Champions are losers who forgot to give up!"
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"Sweat is the body's tears crying away the weakness!"
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"(BLOWS WHISTLE)"
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"It doesn't fit!"
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"This game doesn't make any sense!"
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"Some things aren't meant to be crabbed!"
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"Then run laps, Atkins! Now!"
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"(BLOWS WHISTLE)"
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"How'd it feel, son?"
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"I'll never forget this moment, Coach, as long as I live."
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"Hey, Bar, look what I got for you at Spencer's Gifts."
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"Is that a crystal ball?"
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"Just like the real professional oracles use."
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"That's what you want to be when you grow up, isn't it?"
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"It is! See you around, Coach."
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"- What just happened? - Well, Coach..."
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"I'll put it in terms you can understand. You lost."
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"But I gave him a whistle ball."
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"And I gave him a better ball."
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"Don't sweat it. You'll find another gym son."
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"No, for once, someone really looked up to me..."
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"What I do, who I am."
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"And you took it away with a trip to the toy store."
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"I hope you feel good about yourself."
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"It hurts when you put your tongue to it."
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"ADULT ADAM: Convinced she was facing a loveless life alone,"
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"my sister was desperate to find out her future."
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"Very desperate."
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"Hey, um, gonna be honest here."
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"I'm struggling real bad,"
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"and I heard that Dad bought you a crystal ball."
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"I've been expecting you, my lost child."
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"To be clear, I know this is ridiculous and not real."
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"I just need to hear something encouraging."
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"I've been expecting you, my lost child."
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"Stop talking like that and tell me I'll have a boyfriend one day."
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"I've been expecting you, my lost child."
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"- I hate you. - Then take my hand,"
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"and let's journey into tomorrow and beyond."
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"AL: Come on, Mur."
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"Are you sure this is better than gym coach?"
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"From way downtown! Bang!"
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"(SIGHS) I got a hole in my heart."
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"Hey."
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"Is everything okay in here?"
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"What do you care, dream crusher?"
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"About the other day... I feel bad."
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"I shouldn't have said that what you do isn't good enough."
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"What do you feel bad for?"
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"Just telling the truth."
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