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Clips from Seinfeld - The Stock Tip (S01E01)

"- What? - Forget it."
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"No, that's probably why..."
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"That's probably why we're staying here..."
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"...because you lost money on the stock."
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"So, what am I looking at here?"
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"Twenty-nine hours to go?"
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"Well, at least I got plenty of time to find out the name of that perfume."
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"James, he kills me."
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"Have something else. Have a little dessert."
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"- I'm good, thanks. - Elaine, get something."
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"- It's all taken care of. - I'm kind of full."
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"So don't finish it."
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"She's full."
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"So, big daddy..."
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"...I'm just curious. How much did you clear..."
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"...on your little transaction there, all told?"
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"- I don't like to discuss figures. - How much?"
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"I don't know, $8000. It's a Hyundai. Get out of here."
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"I told you not to sell."
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"Simons made money, Wilkenson cleaned up."
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"So Wilkenson's out of the hospital?"
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"No. You'd be surprised."
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"You don't recover that quickly from a nose job."
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"Is that still from those cats?"
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"No."
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"I just got a cold."
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"Whatever happened with that?"
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"I gave him an ultimatum."
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"He chose the cats?"
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"They're very clean animals."
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"I gotta say, that's pretty bad, losing out to a cat."
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"Almost as bad as losing out to a perfume."
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"Told you those trips are relationship-killers."
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"Too bad you can't get your buddy Superman..."
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"...to fly around the Earth at super speed..."
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"...and reverse time."
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"Get all the money back, could've avoided the whole trip to Vermont."
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"Superman can go back in time?"
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"We went over that."
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"Wilkenson's got a bite on a new one."
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"The Tramco Corporation."
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"Out of..."
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"...Springfield, I think."
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"They're about to introduce some sort..."
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"...of a robot butcher."
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"A robot butcher?"
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"If you want to get in..."
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"...very little time."
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"Sweetheart."
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"No, no. That ought to cover it."
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"Just a second. Just let me peek."
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"Good."
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"Come on, come on..."
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"I'm not an investor."
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"People always say, You should have your money working for you."
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"I've decided I'll do the work..."
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"...I'm gonna let the money relax."
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"Know what I mean? Because you send your money out there..."
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"...working for you, a lot of times it gets fired."
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"You go back, What happened? I had my money working for me."
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"Yeah, I remember your money."
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"Showing up late, taking time off."
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