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Clips from Summer Heights High - Episode #1.5 (S01E01)

"I'm trying to maintain a standard, I'm trying to put on a good show"
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"and I don't need bloody special education nightmares."
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"I'm not... I don't want them in my show."
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"Just don't let it upset you, mate."
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"We should never have bloody taken them."
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"I remember the meeting. Do you remember that meeting?"
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"We sat in there and they said all raise hands to special ed."
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"And I was hands down, no bloody way."
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"They're nothing but trouble."
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"I mean, they're great kids. I love the kids, don't get me wrong."
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"I think they're wonderful. Toby and I get along wonderfully."
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"But there's a time and a place, you know."
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"Mmm. The kids themselves understood."
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"They came to the audition, they weren't good enough,"
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"they were told that..."
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"They've had a life of not being good enough."
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"Surely they know it by now."
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"Do you know what we're getting?"
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"I mean, are they wheelchair or walking?"
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"I have no idea."
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"I mean, wheelchair, we're screwed 'cause we'll have to build ramps."
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"Although, some of the non-wheelchair ones aren't exactly easy on the eye."
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"You heard what happened at... I can never remember the name."
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"They had this special education facility -"
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"health department closed them down."
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"What happened?"
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"Apparently, one of the parents found human faeces on the classroom floor."
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"Straight to the health department."
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"All the handicapped kids are gone within 48 hours."
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"What sort of teaching environment has poo on the floor? It's..."
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"That's all it would take here, isn't it?"
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"Just... a little bit of poo on the floor and they'd shut us down."
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"I think we should still not eat, right."
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"That should still happen."
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"The protest on the oval didn't really work,"
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"so I've come up with a new plan."
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"We can't. We have to be strong."
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"I'm gonna go and see Mr Cameron."
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"I'm gonna tell him that I've started cutting my arms."
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"And, like, that's why I'm wearing the jumper."
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"I'm just gonna go in and go, Oh, my God. What do you want me to do?"
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"Like, I'm gonna kill myself if you don't let us have it."
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"Seriously, and if he doesn't let us have it then,"
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"then he's a bastard and it's like murder."
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"He should go to jail or something,"
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"'cause I could die from cutting myself."
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"Sir, I'm seriously upset and I can't believe I'm doing this to myself."
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"But you said we couldn't have it and it was just humiliating for me."
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"And... OK, well..."
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"... I think I'm gonna keep doing this until you let us have the formal."
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"OK, well, I'll have a chat to Doug Peterson"
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"about the cutting situation, OK?"
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"I've gotta get in contact with child protection services."
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"And we'll contact your parents as well"
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"and let them know what's going on, OK?"
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"Alternatively, I'm gonna put an idea to you, Ja'mie, and all you girls,"
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"that at the assembly next Friday,"
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"I'll be happy for the SRC to do a presentation for us."
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"We will review it"
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"and have a look and see where we stand on formals."
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"Oh, my God! Thank you, sir. I love presentations."
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"Girls, don't let me down. Oh, my God!"
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"This is where we always hang out for the swimming carnival."
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"We call it 'Fobs Hill'."
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"Hey, sir. Sir."
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"Hey!"
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"Look at this. We're doing my tag on every motherfucker."
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"Here's my dictation tag."
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"Get it? See where it's coming from."
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"Hey, Jonah's one. It says, Before I root you, are you over 16?"
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"Get it? Over 16. I mean... Like, rooting."
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"The boys are doing it too."
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"The little brothers have all got the tag. Show them the tag."
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"Show them the tags."
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"Makes them feel like they fit in socially with the group."
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"And, look, 68IOU 1."
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"Looking after the little brothers is good."
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"I like being a leader."
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"Your boobs look fine. We're all waiting for you."
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"It's good to teach them things."
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"I drew a Zinc bra on him."
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"See."
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"Give me the Zinc."
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"I wanna draw my dick on you."
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"A school that bans formals is a school than bans life."
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"Summer Heights High,"
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"you should be ashamed of yourself."
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"Firstly, formals can give hope."
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"They give povo people something to live for."
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"Lack of formals in a school"
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"can also seriously affect the development of a girl."
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"Without formals, you can seriously stunt girls socially and physically."
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"No offence, but it's not exactly fun around here."
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"A Year 11 formal could do so much for this school."
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"Let me explain."
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"Formals bring people together."
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"They bring groups together and remove the apartheid of the playground."
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"Emos. Christians."
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"Asians. Skanks."
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"Lesbians."
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"And hot girls all come together at the formal."
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"It's a social and cultural melting pot that goes off."
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"Emos can dance with the jocks."
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"Christians sit with skanks."
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"Asians share limos with lesbians."
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"And my group talks to the fugly girls."
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"That's right - formals bring people together."
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"We got really bored,"
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"so we got one of the little brothers to go and steal this sheet"
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"from one of the teacher's clipboards."
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"It's got the phone numbers of all the teachers. So we're gonna punk them."
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"We're gonna take a photo of my bum"
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"'cause our phone's... it's a camera phone..."
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"Press faster."
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"And then we're gonna send it to all the teachers."
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"Put Miss Wheatley in."
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"OK, Joseph, are you ready?"
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"Take a photo."
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"Oh, man, look at this photo."
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"Give it to Elliot."
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